BUT THIS. . . ISN'T MY PENIS.

Now Go! Jerk Your Worthless Penis

Classic

They had the opportunity to have a skater doing a christ air and they squandered it

I hit the kirkport 1 million$

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

Renowned game developer Shigeru Miyamoto broke down in tears after his self-financed movie "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" opened to $48 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"

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tis would be captchas if they were pawesome actually

NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.

Enough

holy shit bro

You know what you’re never going to miss before launch?

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

The regular bluesky algorithm is insane because if you like a single post that has the word "birthday" in it, you will then be spammed by a trillion posts of random ass people saying happy birthday to other random ass people

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

Wow, he really crossed the line with this one

type shit

Side note: Why do so many ASMR role plays have this stupid ass premise? "Accidentally calling her mommy" or "Bully accidentally calls you baby" like bro cmon

Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television

made this

Got a horrific fetish post on my feed and went to go block the poster but accidentally opened the post, sealing it into bluesky's dogshit algorithm forever

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Fable looks good, the new Forza Horizon looks great, honestly didn't give a shit about the other two games they showed in the Xbox presentation but I'm sure they're fine

Anytime I feel down, I think of this old DeviantArt comment and it cheers me right up

Damn Shieldbreaker, always shattering my keep

The only thing I give less of a shit about than all the dogshit politics opinions on bluesky are people live tweeting sports matches and this place really loves alternating between the two

its so crazy how people wring their hands over whether or not some media is appropriate for someone like dude if you show someone something and they're not into it, they're not gonna get ptsd