This!

Here is a fun cartoon! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Just putting it out there🍸

not calling Tassies first AFL team ‘The Turbo Chooks’ was such a lost opportunity imo these comical native hens really run very fast btw #nostadium

Pottering around locally, admiring the autumn colours 🍂 Grabbed a coffee and a slice of home made cake by the lake here, as you do! #Lambretta #RiddenNotHidden #ScooterSky #MotoSky

The world might be a total bin fire, but in here, I'm in solid company. Strong, sharp, unapologetic – just a few of the badass women I look up to who stand strong in a sea of hot garbage 🔥 Who’s your anchor in a world of chaos? Prints/mugs: nordacious.com/collections/...

Such a good statement about so many current world leaders. bbc.com/news/article...

You can never have too many riding gloves. Well, actually, I might need to cull the collection... #MotoSky #ScooterSky

Ornchy! #Kudelka

Went to the National Arboretum Canberra for their (small, but perfectly formed) kitchen garden produce sale. Wandered round the rock garden whilst we were there. It's unfinished, but there were some pretty impressive specimens!

carrying around a large portable thick flat disk of happiness* for emergencies *wheel of cheese

BELIEVE all VICTIMS!!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Post a character that starts with the letter S (First or Last). youtu.be/l3rbnHMuLLE?...

So, we were going to see this lot on ANZAC Day. We were a bit tired, and it was mental in town (too many people had been drinking since the Dawn Service). So we canned it. Having regrets now. youtube.com/watch?v=K1EM...

this is word for word what my last performance review said

Time for an experiment! You know those cute little roadside stands with honors-system eggs or produce? Look, I know I live in "big scary Philadelphia oooh 👻" but I'm gonna try it. What's the worst that can happen? Thieves create habitat for native bees? Jokes on them! I wanted them to do that!

Congratulations, Australia 🇦🇺, on eliminating #trachoma — the world’s leading infectious cause of blindness — as a public health problem. This marks a significant achievement for the health of Indigenous peoples and for global efforts to combat neglected tropical diseases. bit.ly/4ecfzS0

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

Morning. ☕️

This unassuming London studio photographed hundreds of celebrity passport photos One of the exceptions was Kate Winslet, who in the late 1990s was accompanied by a small crew during the filming of “Hideous Kinky,” which requ www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/s... #KateWinslet #Titanic #passport #passportphoto

D'ya know what. I'm more interested in this season's #MotoGP racing than the current shit-fight global politics bullshit shenanigans. World leaders everywhere are arseholes who just want to have power and make money. None of them-none of them-care about the people they represent. The world's fucked.

Loving the European rounds of #MotoGP now that daylight savings have finished. Watched a recording of the MotoGP sprint, now onto a binge of live Moto3 / Moto3 / MotoGP #MotoSky

Valentine went to war for #Australia. It took his family 100 years to find him #Indigenous men and women served in Australia's defence forces in World War One — despite the government's refusal to recognise their rights as citizens www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

“Are you a flight attendant?” I unexpectedly had to run an errand after work today so I was in uniform, and a group of high school girls I came across asked me this question. “No, I’m a pilot in the Air Force.” They stopped in their tracks and stared at me.

🌲🐙🐘🐝🌸

Today I drank the devil's coffee 😈 ☕️ 😲

Was going to see a band in town last night. But by the time we'd had a drink and dinner, came to the conclusion that we were the only vaguely sober people in the city and decided to bail.

"Whatcha doin'?" "Stuff"

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BATTERER

Wheelchair rugby is on at the Irish Club. Loving the dodgem biff! Aussies are ahead of the 'Murcans, too 🇦🇺

Two giant icebergs, one BIG difference 🧊 The famous ‘megabergs’ A23a and A76a drifted through Antarctic waters in recent years – both more than twice the size of Greater London. But what impact did they have on ocean life? Biogeochemist Laura Taylor led the research to find out… 🧵1/7

Every day is earth day

Are you getting diddled at the spigot? How would you even know?! Read this cartoon! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I got into eel history by studying the Dutch eel ships on the Thames. We don't generally remember them much now, but they were there from the c.1470 - 1938. They used to be low-key famous, even appearing in Nicolas Sarony's 1929 cigarette card collection, "Ships of All Ages." 🗃️🧪

In an attempt to dislodge thoughts about the miseries of the world, I present to you my latest home furnishing purchase. Bunnings calls it a corded table lamp, which is true but unimaginative. I prefer my description: an 'artex mushroom'.

More furious discussion at my anti-natal class last week about the spelling and whether I should even be there, given my views.

This is never not funny!!

Evidence here of a recent outbreak of fun

Playing vinyls. #RandomPlay means this got a spin. They don't make 'em like this no more LOL youtube.com/watch?v=XGQ7...

Dad’s 96th birthday - this poem is from Ice Cream for a Broken Tooth flapjackpress.co.uk/shop/ice-cre... @curlewaction.bsky.social @wtscotsocial.bsky.social

my biggest pet peeve around LLMs is when people (usually those invested in its success) call it “intelligent”. it definitionally, how it functions on a base level, is not intelligent. the way LLMs are built, it can never hit real intelligence. it’s just predictive

At least if the Strait of Hormuz was a cafe you could Google to see if it was open or not

Carbie set-up. It's a thing. #Lambretta #Dell'Orto #ClassicScooters #RiddenNotHidden #MotoSky #ScooterSky

Bought a hand-held vacuum cleaner. It comes with a crevice tool 😂😂😂 *breathes and controls herself* Don't mind me...

The Shine Dome (Australian Academy of Science) had an open day, so we went on a tour. Never been in! The prof who showed us around was amusing and informative. Only taken me 25 years to get around to visiting... shinedome.org.au