I just got an idea for a necromancer #TTRPG character....

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

thats what happens when you slip grampa a gummi

if you are a med student looking for a specialty - I might suggest specializing in hand reconstructive surgery

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Oh yeah. Gen was by far the more dangerous Wonka.

Boostin this

Top of mind for the transportation secretary: you are wearing comfortable clothes on a plane

Cookie time requires that certain formalities must be observed on such a formal occasion

Damn that was a good ride

still have my book. I just liked reading it and that it was set in my locale

Take time to know the whole story.

Alchemist

"I hope that somewhere there’s a parallel universe where Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and she’s sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system."

oh yes. Ive seen this movie so many times. why and what it has represented to me is fractured and winding.

Weather (interior and exterior) report

*looks around in old ass man* Um...none?

THis kinda stuff gives me conflicted heartburn. On the one hand - yeah so many are awful ans self-serving. on the other, annihilation roasting someone for changing their mind has been one of the ways the right has kept its members in lock-step.

amazing work

Bard getting down

if you see this post a getaway vehicle

Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. Things went sideways real fast.

Oh hell yes. Joe Jackson doing one of my favorite XTC songs youtu.be/SIWJS3ZlUpQ

*snort*

Methodology

Ah yes Life+ mode.

I will always jump on a better idea. then act all "darn you figured it out"

My free dice bag is on the shelf behind me, yep.

Want people to spend more at Amazon? thats how you make it happen.