I don’t get streamers, if I wanted to listen to an idiot with a Wikipedia level knowledge of the world ramble on nonstop I have my internal monologue

BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http​:​//​www​.​cnn​.​com​/​live

glory to the Republic and the martyrs who defended her

we are surrounded by cowards and effete losers who are scared of rubbing elbows with peasants they don’t agree with and thereby construct an entire political philosophy around that disdain.

Gen Beta You didn't see the 90s or the 00s or the 10s You know they took something but you don't fully understand what The best way to understand what they took so to watch Grown Ups from 2009

Scrolling through Soros’s articles in the NYRB is just him being right again and again.

no but i wish they were, either literally or metaphorically. whichever gets us there quicker, really

i love how stupid everyone is getting now

Doctors, lawyers, and engineers on culturally conservative white working class: these guys are so rugged and masculine… do I have a crush? Culturally conservative white working class on doctors, lawyers, and engineers: look, these guys are all Jews

my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.

In the World of Yesterday, Zweig speaks about how the end of the 19th century saw progress march forward year after year, seemingly inevitably, just as one might have viewed the 1990s, with the fall of the Eastern Bloc, the end of apartheid, and Good Friday.

i am going to die in a world that is more antisemitic than the one i was born into and it will be entirely thanks to what the israeli state has done in the name of fighting antisemitism. i think about this constantly.

i will expect you all to treat me the same #proud2beleftbehind

Bluesky is a site explicitly founded by cryptocurrency libertarians with the idea that it would be a decentralized platform where users would be free to choose the open-source moderation and algorithmic feed tools they wanted, and by accident acquired a power userbase that hates all of those things.

I hate that they get bailouts as a political law of gravity. They should be severely punished and destitute for what they did to themselves and us.

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.

The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet

“Morally speaking, there is no limit to the concern one must feel for the suffering of human beings, that indifference to evil is worse than evil itself, that in a free society, some are guilty, but all are responsible.” ―Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

to be fair to our proudly ignorant people, they also think 27% of americans are muslim, 29% of them are bisexual, 30% of them live in new york city, and 40% of them are military veterans

It’s the social media site for people who read Wikipedia articles of books they then pretend to have read

it is a tragedy both that charlie kirk lived and that he died

It is the purpose of liberal society to expunge the threat of violence from people's daily lives.

I have nothing but contempt for the American electorate and I vote!

The Earth is the common heritage of mankind and no corner of it should be denied to anyone merely on the basis of race, religion, nationality, ethnicity, or place of birth.

Anti-cosmopolitanism has hypnotized the world, may Allah awaken people to the evils of rootSS

i raised myself by wolves

The author uses a self insert to represent the insurer because it’s a mutual insurance company that the author partially owns.

was going through my old reddit mockups - remember her?

as a fun prank, rfk jr spiked trump’s food with the same laxatives he gave to his mother immediately after his father’s death and trump’s been shitting nonstop for several days

every day i am haunted by this from First Reformed

One hard part for normal people about handling postmodern extremism is that there's a heavy usage of irony that is explicitly done as a means to confuse

the model conservative utterance for two decades has been a death threat

They condemned 14 million people in Africa to horrific death because they thought they were stopping the agency that single-handedly funded all societal progress in the Western world.

It’s ironic that Nixon’s greatest blow to liberalism was giving Israel $2.2 billion in weapons instead of the mere $800 million they requested in a last ditch attempt to distract from Watergate and appear a foreign policy genius, leading to the Arab embargo, oil shock, and the death of the future.

You have collected enough advice to proceed. There is a locked door. The best advice you got, and the best you will ever get, is “try a key.” Did you try a key?

I’m a PoC, and I say West Virginia shouldn’t vote.

of all the industries to do this "we need to kill technological advances to make sure labor costs stay high" shtick for, farming is the funniest one no thank you. in my ideal world, precisely zero human beings work in agriculture, and anything higher than that is an unfortunate compromise

There is only one working class, the professional managerial class, and there is only one working class party, the Democratic Party, and there is only one working class paper, the financial times

AI is almost pure ideology. It’s a mathematical distillation of ideology! Quite literally! I used to be a Derrida-literate communications scholar! It is the mathematical rendering of what we defined as ideology!

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

Zohran didn't win by relying on standard turnout patterns. We had to fundamentally transform the Democratic electorate. I was part of a group of NYC-DSA members that applied lessons from our previous campaigns to design the “universe” of voters to talk to. Here's how we won 🧵

I believe that fascism is the eternal enemy of all that is decent and righteous in the world, and that fascists have voluntarily surrendered any claim to the privileges of living in liberal democracy as part of a tolerant society of equals. I want to create a world without fascists

I should give up on all my personal goals and dedicate my life to the destruction of the Republican Party by any means necessary.

Pernicious Localism Is Everywhere and is the Great Satan

The defunding of USAID was the American Wannsee, the moment the ruling party’s psychosis and disregard for human life led them to choose to kill millions of innocents for its own sake. There is no normal politics possible after that, and no one has understood that yet (not even me, at a gut level).