i am a regular guy

it’s tiiiiime 🎄

I would like to go back to bed xox

500,000 violations.

Turned off ai in gmail and it completely broke the search function so that literally nothing shows up. Thank god Google’s reputation isn’t built on being able to search for things or they’d be in big trouble,,,

This is Jelly. She screams for ice cream. Has been at this for about 15 minutes with no luck though. 12/10 justice for Jelly (IG: jellythesamoyed)

I bet people in olden times were walking around with the most insane toenails

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

We have Balatro at home.

"How has 2025 been for you?" Me:

This man hit the “oh bother” pose so often in ShB that I knew what I needed to do. Introducing: Poohrianger and Thanclet #FFXIV | #Urianger | #Thancred

🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊

happy thanksgiving #ffxiv #ff14

They're holding space for Defying Gravity 🥹 #Gastronauts

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button

Sad to see. The Holy See’s virulent anti-AI stance will hold the Church back as other religions continue to innovate. Praying the Pope adopts a grindset more compatible with the speed of the modern world

Repeat after me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY 🫵

Every company sued for wrongful death:

Merry Thanksgiving prep day to those that celebrate. May your turkeys be properly thawed and your dishes include at LEAST one with cheese. 🧀

INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it

it’s not a phase

Thousands of Starbucks workers are on strike for a living wage and better working conditions. Stand with them by boycotting Starbucks until it can strike a fair contract. sbworkersunited.org @sbworkersunited.org

Despite everything, it’s still me.

Just a couple of badass enbies hanging out, nothing to see here 😎 Been a bloody long time coming @erikaishii.bsky.social !

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Honestly just because of the impending discourse I hope Shedeur goes out there and plays the most vanilla, unremarkable, basic football you can possibly imagine. Give all of us absolutely nothing to talk about whatsoever

Piggy will not be quiet

I fuck with Brie Larson as Rosalina an insane amount

Big Game Darnold is BACK (Derogatory)

I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.

Got my girl a Steam Deck. 💖 It's honestly so solid. Lightweight, but feels like quality hardware in your hands. I'm so impressed. Like, obviously everyone and their mum loves them, but after being disappointed in Nintendo and the like, I'm psyched.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Might as well get the 50 year mortgage since you’re only gonna live to enjoy it for 10

“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.

Despite all things, I am so, so lucky to have so much love in my life.

I'm screaming into the void again because God's a prickly sort of bastard and has decided that ten years of medical trauma wasn't enough and all I can do is pretend to be brave. God's a dickhead and I will go out screaming this.

How did this happen? I'm not supposed to be here. I've done my time.

Sleeping Dogs is an amazing game and I'll die on that hill. It still holds up.

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Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you! From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨ Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅

Just a quick reminder that if you dress as ICE for Halloween everyone is legally allowed to knock you out with their fists

The same Grok that referred to itself as MechaHitler and which Elon himself said naturally tended towards extreme fascism any time he tried to de-wokify his little chatbot? That Grok?

I've had a crush on you since the 90's, Emma. You didn't have to go so hard making me love you.