Japanese boy idol anime announces inexplicable Sharknado crossover event. Tickets sell out in 3 minutes as fans go “what the hell, sure” automaton-media.com/en/nongaming...

2 Player NES games

Culinary innovations never cease to amaze.

found the post of all time for the shit I be feeling lately, oh my fucking god

do not. address it

showed this to my boyfriend and he made this

it must be so heart-breaking to make all this cool artwork for a game, and then they slap some dabadee-dabadi mfs on the cover because it's 2005 and the last thing anyone wants to do is look like a japanimation.

i don’t knowwwwww I DON’T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW

🤲 hands u og butchfemme yuri in these trying times #sailormoon #harumichi

(OC) Nothing but evil vampire yuri on my mind

hetslop (totally fine): "he mistreated his many slaves, but fell in love with my blue eyes and married me. I still live chained to the house but he freed 2 slaves after our first child was born. so sensitive" yuri (problematic): "She smokes cigarettes and got angry when i said she should quit."

Burger King Big Plain (1973-1975): A plain, unadorned burger patty on a sesame bun, with no toppings or condiments, rolled out with a massive advertising blitz. It fizzled out almost as soon as it arrived

Good morning. In approximately 10 minutes, I will officially be California's problem Thank you for your understanding

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Ahhhhhhhhh it's real ahhhhhhhhh! Beyond excited to get to interview Stephen Graham Jones at @cymerafestival.co.uk!!

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

still actively obsessed w this

fully repaired!! 🛠️

Puppies

so due to my benefits changing i'm not going to be making any money outside of commissions until august. any purchases or signal boosting would be really appreciated

Tomodachi life personality types

I still can't send pictures in DMs

My coworker’s cat Mochi

vgen.co/ButterflyLatte It’s not a joke, I’m moving apartments in FOUR WEEKS! Every commission will help me out! #vgenartists #vgencomms #vgencommissions

You don't know how real this is until you play a modern homebrew N64 game with a functional open world... on real hardware It's like looking into an alternate universe where developers in the 1990s actually understood how the N64 worked bsky.app/profile/arak...

hey indies: the joy of indie publishing is that you really can do whatever you want make the most epic cover you want to. honestly. Do it. You won't regret it

YO! YOYOYOYOYO! Stop everything! The new Willy's Chocolate Experience just dropped! I bring you: BARBIE DREAMFEST! www.reddit.com/r/Barbie/com...

I love being a hater, but at the end of the day, I'm glad I can afford to turn my nose up at swathes of queer media. I'm glad I can pick through a bunch of lesbian books. I'm glad I can lolnope my way out of shows with Representation. I remember when the pickings were much slimmer

big fan of the implicit gender spectrum of tomodachi life being bear to mouse

never trust an allegedly progressive writer with this author photo

people who get historical fashions completely wrong in their stories are so baffling to me... what do you mean you're not staring at fashion plates from the era so you can play paper dolls in your head.

this might be the funniest scene transition of all time

me when my metal boobs are being sucked in by a giant magnet and no one else even seems to care

Love this, also shows how easy & simple it is to explain these concepts to kids "some people are just like that" there, end of explanation, no moral panic, just mutual understanding

sometimes i wonder if i get passed over for jobs because i'm trans and i think "nah i live in a blue state and the employment gap isn't as bad for trans guys as it is for trans women" but this in fact happened to a transmasc person in a blue state

Who else is up getting their Griggle on

Everyone is Horny and Nobody Fucks

Sometimes I'll watch commentary youtubers and it drives me insane when the person is constantly going "pre...pree-clampsia? What is that?" or "Reenee Dess-cartay? Am I pronouncing that right?". It's incredibly bold to make your job commenting on shit when you've apparently never heard of anything

His greed sickens me