As a Timberwolves fan, my ancillary allegiance is to KAT.

The fun thing about writing another packet is that I hate everything I'm writing and have ever written

I'll show you one of my nipples for $2,000

War is when opposing leaders wager how many young people they can murder before their populace turns on them

the Colbert cancellation is a labor issue, to my mind. Colbert’s show employed hundreds of union employees working nightly. Byron Allen’s non-union show costs CBS nothing (literal zero), and costs Allen very little as well since comics provide their own material for a nominal fee and exposure

carrageenan is having a moment

Catching up on a few things, and was delighted to read this thoughtful #Animorphs essay by @samanthawrites.net. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Big enby vibes

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

It was a goof!

I've done plenty for my country. My country needs to step it up.

I want to play She-Hulk where she was already 6'7" and it's just like "okay so I guess I'm just green now"

I'll happily send my packet into another void.

It's fun to think about how most of the players on the sports teams I love probably don't think I should even exist 💖

I love pro wrestling. That's why I haven't watched WWE in years.

Hi. My name is Clara and I'm a melancholic.

Adverbs hit differently

Am I a cop? You have to tell me if I am.

Many Urkels to you!

I have rhetorical arthritis.

Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how's the DOW?

Itty Bitty Gritty Committee

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

I asked Grok to watch the videos for me. It told me they're about lebensraum and then showed me a vore fetish video of Wednesday Addams being erotically devoured by the Slimer

The transphobes will be furious when I'm cast to play Ginger in a Gilligan's Island reboot.

As mayor of San Francisco he was dating a teenager (and this is after he got divorced).

So then I says to Mabel, I says-

VA emails have gone full Trump propaganda

I've said it before and I'll say it again: If something were to happen to me, it'll never be "too soon" to politicize. Politicize it loudly and immediately.

Despite the hormones coursing through my veins, the Emmys memorial didn't get me But Stephen has me straight up sobbing

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

We need gun control. All of us.

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

*sits on the couch next to Bluesky* Any good deaths on tonight?

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

Musicians yelling "I can't hear you!" at concerts really picked up after Beethoven

Halfway through the first episode of Long Story Short and I am stressed out.

being a trans woman is experiencing most everything cis women experience but certain people feel total free reign to openly fetishize you and ask you about your genitals and harass you while implying you’re the one who’s the pervert

Rivers are the low-hanging fruit of metaphors.

I dreamed of a commercial starring @ronfunches.bsky.social. I was disappointed that he had become "just another bagel shill."