She's an unconventional choice, but you know what? I think she'll do great with Ole Miss football.

You don’t do a 180 like Large Marge unless you’ve seen and heard some shit. Or done some shit, pipe bomber.

I’m so exhausted of her like everyday it’s stunts and shows

A major event back then.

🤔

She planted that bomb!

And ugly. Like, the most unfortunate looking people.

DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!!

“What is Reading Rainbow?” 📚🌈 Library joy was featured as a Jeopardy! clue, alongside LeVar Burton and PBS 🤯🥹 💙 @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social 💚 @pbs.org

With his ultimatum that Ukraine surrender to Russia, Trump finally wins a prize: The Neville Chamberlain award for betraying peace, freedom, and justice.

Is this THE Todd that ppl say set up the schemes?!? 😂😂

*chef's kiss*

There hasn’t been anything “conservative” about Republicans for decades now. This is extremism.

Record players back in the day.

When the President has the power to terrorize American communities for his political purposes, it makes us all less safe. It makes us all less free.

Eddie Murphy is being celebrated with a life achievement award from the American Film Institute. The award will be presented at a gala tribute in Los Angeles on April 18.

Stephen Miller must be so disappointed.

In every way, Trump demands fealty to himself—and to his whims, wholly untethered to law—over fealty to federal officials’ oaths of office. So again: Are you effing kidding me? What Dems did here was patriotic. They forced the debate we need over Trump's lawlessness. newrepublic.com/article/2035...

These people also need to be reminded that they are more in danger of getting punished than ugly ever will be. He has the Chief Justice in his pocket, but you dummies do not.

Kirill Alexandrovich Dmitriev, born in Kyiv —modern day Ariel, who sold his voice for.. proximity to someone with a golden toilet.

There was no excuse to vote for Trump in ANY ELECTION. That's an America problem. I'd vote for a literal piece of shit before voting for Trump.

It’s a MF with 34 felonies shitting himself at state dinners and Tom Nichols said “those women had baggage.” Please get the fuck out of my face.

3) You’re an able bodied young white man who failed out of fire school. Do you know how below avg you have to be for that to happen? These message boards, military officials and C.O.D ass recruitment ads have allowed these weak, shiftless, no account, below avg ass dudes to think this was possible

Let’s put the sadistic white supremacy aside and let’s unpack the sheer impossibility of the logistics here. 1) Do you think there is an island of untrained, unarmed men waiting to be overthrown? 2)You couldn’t afford sailing lessons, how we’re going to manage a getting a boat and supplies?

I have taste buds?

Yesterday!!!

!!!! The way a lot these adults need their asses whupped!! I mean whupped! Down to the ground! Bowels loosed!

Well he also killed the last pope

Today it was revealed that the Coast Guard would no longer classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols. Unacceptable. I just met with Admiral Lunday, and got his committment to publish a new policy. Hate has no place in our armed services.

At this point the MAGA guys being in possession of child porn feels like a job requirement

I wonder why… Jk. We all know why.

Country being run by stupid racist goons. I hate it!

It doesn't have to be this way. Democrats have been ready to vote to extend ACA credits for months. Republicans haven't been interested - and now millions will see huge price increases. Cancel the cuts, lower the costs, protect health care. thehill.com/policy/healt...

All PABs. Every last one.

Anyone: How are you? Me, waking up every day in 2025:

It's Friday! Have a laugh on me and go watch my comedy special Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter available streaming now!

Did Tyler Perry direct this

They catching it from all angles... They got the old white ladies jumping out there on em I am HOLLERING them folks said play with someone else

Baby the way our Haitian cousins would have had yall talking out the bottom of your feet this is the best outcome

Subtle.

Wizened Millennials sneering at Gen Alpha: I told you the old ways are best (Gen X, petting its moldering set of the 1983 World Book Encyclopedia: Soon. Soon.)

*Alexa tell me everything you know about Haiti “This won’t end well”

For Kamala, was the baggage the Black side or the Indian side? Because WTF else was it?!?

I hope you find whoever did it!

...They were tweeting their plan?!?!?