Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

Ubisoft has gone to sleep. 😴

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

New in the @duffelblog.com shop. It even comes in military green, so you can wear it under your uniform during Operation Ending Freedom in a city near you. shop.duffelblog.com/products/ope...

I'm sure soldiers programmed with nothing but brutal lethality with the stated goal to kill and break stuff while encouraged to torture and terrorize will transition seamlessly back into civilian life after discharge.

The Wild Story of CAPTAIN AMERICA (1990): The Worst Comic Book Movie Ever? youtu.be/iW2yTGUsC5g

I think this is my favorite one that they've ever done. Not just because it's typically well made and informative, but because it's explicitly political and also sheds light on the work of an underrated artist in Albert Pyun, who is something of a maestro of low budget trash. Always. Punch. Nazis.

i've been up at 7 or earlier every day this week. when the fuck did i get tricked into being grown up again??

This is amazing.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

A movie star to his core, Robert Redford has died after a visionary career in cinema, including founding the Sundance Institute that transformed the market for independent films.

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

anyone else think there's a line from conspiracies started on 4chan that bleed over the Truth, then get traction on twitter, watered down by talk radio and fox, then the rest of legacy media propegates it to the masses when they give it 'fair play' treatment? 🤔

there is nothing more american than news of a political shooting being interrupted by news of a school shooting

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...

i want reporters to start asking these people if they actually believe what they're saying or just trying to keep their job.

i was going to comment last night on the subtle deploying of our military to our streets, then the dictator declaring the Defense Department will now be the War Department. but these fucking guys just have no chill, do they?

R.I.P to Scott Spiegel, one of the essential parts of making The Evil Dead movies. I'll be thinking of POV shots in your honour.

guys, guys, guys! we totally misunderstood! the Nasty Girls got activated to do a "Police Call" not a police action! 🤭

just this past june i walked like 3 miles thru DC at 1am high as a kite. not a single worry.

LLMs are autotune for mediocre software engineers and writers

A ladybird beetle spreading its wings captured with a high-speed camera. In real-time wing deployment from the fully folded state takes less than 0.1 seconds. Credit: University of Tokyo / Saito et al.

"The initial plan — do nothing — failed almost immediately." buff.ly/BbPBRKF

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i haven't seen Idiocracy in a while, but i don't remember them showing what the rest of the world was like. pretty sure the rest of human kind just moved on without us.

This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)

that's called the free market, mother fuckers! businesses cater to customers. if customers don't like it the business loses money. fucking rightwing snowflakes want their straight wedding cake and to eat it too.

I wish more politicians understood how the economy is rigged against regular people the way Bill Burr does.

Always love a good cameo by Lloyd Kaufman, the man who gave me my first job in the film business. Can you find him in #Superman? In theaters and on digital today.

In "The Fort Bragg Cartel," author Seth Harp investigates the shocking number of deaths at the North Carolina army base — including alleged murders — and their links to drug trafficking in the U.S. Special Forces. "So far, nobody has been held responsible," says Harp.

Seth Harp, author of "The Fort Bragg Cartel," says the public still does not fully appreciate how central drug trafficking was to the U.S. war in Afghanistan. Under U.S. occupation, the country was "producing more heroin than the entire planet could absorb." www.democracynow.org/2025/8/14/fo...

Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...

GI Joe was like 20% of the reason i joined the army. 30% for pay, health insurance, and the only retirement program that was left in america... the other half was knowing the battle, which i learned was to make money for contractors and to oppress working class people. 🫡 😔 youtu.be/Dd6hKhNh3j0?...

that summit could've been an email

This is how everyone should treat this masked thugs!! ‘This is cowboy country and we don’t get down with that bullshit!…You got two options you can get the fuck off my property or we can get down.’ Bravo, sir‼️💥🔥💥

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Who then? 🤔

I don’t know who needs this today, but here you go..

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The whole reason Congress set up the District of Columbia is because they wanted a police force under their control after their building in Philadelphia was surrounded by Revolutionary War Veterans who still hadn't paid compensation for their service. They're "protecting" themselves from the people.

I guess we’re okay with this. (Feel free to RT this over the next few days, weeks, years, forever)

and this is the branch all the others critcize for being soft 😡 military will leave you hanging every time. i heard a Marine once say, "more like Semper I, fuck the other guy."

even when this country used to keep people as property they were at least counted as 3/5 of a human being. 😑

weird: the colosseum used to have reenactments of famous battles to relive its glory days as it fell apart. since the motion picture, the US has been making war films based on past battle. 🤔

this is the shit that makes me ashamed of my service.

The view from the International Space Station as an aurora meets the sunrise in space.

goodoneshow Bill Burr