It's hard to do sports when your bf did the Russian sleep experiment on you

If you use boxed cake mix you are lower than cattle to me

Contact lens folded itself in half inside my eye. Is life horror?

In the no fuel world the cycling girl is king

lightning in a bottle

**OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT** Public release of new episodes of 'The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne' begins on the 21st of June! The Summer of Lydia kicks off with a double-feature of episodes 1 & 2 on the 20th and 21st of June! Episodes will release weekly every Sunday until August 16th

WELL FOLKS THE RESULTS ARE IN!! AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR ROUND 2 OF VOTING!! PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE SPRING 2026 CONTINUES!!! GO HERE TO VOTE!!—> forms.gle/d69K3sjwRx6g... AND GO HERE TO SEE THE BIG STYLE BRACKET IMAGE!!—> drive.google.com/file/d/1uNU_...

Remember the other podcast project we started - the audiodrama, The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne? The RELEASE DATE for Season 1 will be announced soon! While you wait, check out these preview scenes from episode 2, and maybe give the pilot a re-listen 😉

Timmy should have won

Reached a position at my workplace where I'll just forward stuff to people with no commentary. They'll figure it out

Sewing again 😔

Pub gardens should have heaters

Mogging and mewing

Ok but like. What do you want people to do about that

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

There's dead rats in my walls

She greens on my denton till I'm gorton

Ah hell, this is a bit of a shock www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

If you ever reply to me that you’re scared to call yourself a communist this is what’s happening in my head

Secretions magnifique dupe perfume

Szechuan Hot Pot

Any hobby as stupid and money sinking as vintage perfume. Never mind, I'll keep purchasing that garbage

Have to buy things for my job and has anyone noticed how bad and broken so many websites are for even huge corporations

So funny to see people on here who think Keir Starmer is competent

How many balls would you give up for the voice of an angel? asobap.pinecast.co/episode/6405...

it really boils down to who do you hate more, rich sex abusers or the left, and I’m afraid that from Thatcher to Starmer we’ve been run by people for whom the answer to that question is “the left”

As a pr-game to the Super Bowl we are talking about what some would call the Drake Maye and Sam Darnold of a Dance with Dragons: The Iron Suitor and Tyrion XI. Send in any questions you have in the next 24ish hours.

People will be like "oh they're saying having a boyfriend is embarrassing now" yes! But it's always been embarrassing. Also that's not a real problem

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Neil Gaiman k*** y*******

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

They're saying she did a whole comedy skit based on Hulk Hogan'd cribs episode

David Foster Wallace complete vindication

Mm feel insane need to stop reading megg mogg and owl

Chaz has two and half pints and everyone is flirting with her... Is Chaz year

I'll eat an egg sandwich on any form of public transport as is my right

Feel... Bad

Young emo couple at the industrial noise gig kissing during a 3 minute long run of feedbag sound .. that's beautiful to me

Now I'm leaving they're torturing me at work

They're saying that they're giving Chaz full time at work and she gets to quit her second job

Ppl keep calling any middle aged woman a wine mom. That's just not true

@janos.bsky.social so right about the gym

idk if i have another year in me

Had an anxiety attack at Christmas dinner

Gromit u should leave him, girl

Actually can't eat meat my body hates it

Having to spend Christmas where I can't play death stranding :+(