Oh hey look who learned the word “jurisdiction”

not only do i not have a nuanced view of the matter, i think having a nuanced view of the matter makes you complicit

There is a word for what they are. It is unfashionable and shunned for the simplicity it imposes on complex times. Somewhere within their violence, their patriarchy, their cycles of trauma, and their unintelligibility, lives a word that people like us have for people like them. They are barbarians.

Maybe you couldn’t prove it beyond a reasonable doubt, but I could

Even Judas, who betrayed not only the Living God Made Flesh, but his personal friend, had the opportunity to repent until the very end. His mercy is freely given, but it must be accepted

The only solution is to enforce the law.

Genuine question, acknowledging I was fooled by this post initially too & it's likely all fake, but in the interest of journalists knowing what we're up against: Is there no scenario in which a non-writer used AI to make his *real* account sound well-written, and AI to try to fool you + hide his ID?

My own home…overrun by third world savages…meaning my wife and I?

under true socialism there will be no bourgeois sexy isabelle, only sonic boobs

Popularism!

wow the old days sound really cool (unrolling ancient scroll from the 80s) ah, turns out girls would get groped in public and no one would do shit

I remember girls getting photoshopped into sex acts in high school, and I assure you no one got punched in the face for it.

Starting a new strain of political theory called “if you do drugs, it’s your own fault”

Other people are real and the United States should not murder them

trump *explicitly saying* it's About The Oil does not actually signify that it is about the oil, it signifies that Trump's brain is leaking out of his fucking ears and he genuinely believes it's about the oil because someone juiced it to him that way to get him to support a coup they wanted btw

If you’re going to write like this why didn’t you just ask Biden to do the special military operation?

"Well maybe his Evil Advisors have ulterior motives that are sane and coherent" seriously give me a fucking break Rubio literally went on the air a week ago coked out of his fucking mind. Vance's brain is entirely 4Chan posts. Miller wanted to bomb Mexico because he's mad at brown people.

Worthless bitch

Why is everyone pretending that a teenager in a swimsuit is CSAM?

Quietly uncomfortable at the swearing in on a Quran, but I guess it’s better than a comic book or whatever the atheists are doing these days

Cc: @caltrain.com getting rid of the monthly pass

Most of them would admit this if they thought about it. (I remember thinking about it and admitting to it when I lived in a frat house)

nor are the people with an all-encompassing vengeance mission to destroy trans people that is not a mission of pure reason no matter how much they tell you it is, they are basically all captain ahab but for politics

Do the people responding to this all think that ye olde prostitute had the ability to say no?

it is very much easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine that at some point linear algebra will not function.

The complaint that sending American’s to foreign gitmo but worse for the “crime” of being brown is not an important or interesting story, particularly when compared to “borgor pricy” is the kind of take that should get one [TOS violation].

If this is populism you may call me an unrepentant elitist

There needs to be a term for educated people saying stupid things in bad faith before smugly responding to everyone making the wrong argument against it.

*posts obvious rage bait* *audience reacts with rage* "Everyone is an idiot except me." 🙄🙄🙄🙄

We are ruled by a Satanic death cult.

Okay this one was pretty funny

They are murdering people because they are murderers who think murdering is fun.

All discourse is the same now.

If California were governed competently San Francisco would be one of the largest cities in the world.

Reading this essay as the cishet male leader of a traditional marriage but nodding along anyways so everyone knows I agree

Curtains for Zoosha, etc. etc.

“That apartment building doesn’t exist. We could be twice as rich as we are, and it still wouldn’t exist.“ That’s the whole ball game right there.

I was hit by a car a long long time ago, and I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t survive that event these days

Finally, a use for the American Shahed

Rutgers U scientist who bred downy-mildew-resistant basil receives major recognition. It says here that he "helped save the world's basil" and that may be a slight over-statement but I grow this basil breed in my own backyard and it is pretty great! www.rutgers.edu/news/james-s...

in college I had an airplane project that I had to build but I couldn’t hack it and I presented a windmill instead I somehow got a C and never thought that experience would be relevant again.

it's always funny when a cis woman who doesn't even pass is trying to downplay a policy that revolves around harassing people who don't pass

A lot of lives could have been saved if the administration did this instead of killing real people in the Caribbean. All they wanted was the video anyways.

I am not joking when I say that these people changed my position on Capital Punishment. I lived in Boston when the marathon was bombed and I didn't like the death sentence in that case, but these guys keep gleefully keep racking up the body count and it's bringing out the worst in me.

over 10000 fictional children would have seen fictional women’s fictional nudity in this one allegorical work alone narrowly averted by these brave safety teams

Does anyone else see this commentary written out and feel like it’s translated Russian television?

There is always a content based speech restriction against personally insulting a professor in your essay.

Mocking this with apprehension knowing I wrote some bad essays in my day

“You’re making things up again, Arnold”