Screaming “I WILL NEVER RETIRE” in the saddest Ric Flair voice

fyi Summers did hook up with the woman in the emails once, he’s asking Epstein for advice on making it happen again/forever [insert onomatopoeia] on the positive side she was in her 30s, might also be why she wasn’t impressed

gf & I call this ‘every parent’s worst nightmare’ it’s from a news segment about a woman who trafficked her own daughter that starts like ‘It’s every parent’s worst nightmare: your teenage daughter is selling sex online. But there’s a twist’

Alan Cumming admired my headband tonight. I acquitted myself well, nothing to obsess about. Nothing at all

Would a boring person use a dollar sign in place of the S in their name???

cash me outside how bout dad

campaigns like this are hilarious to me. like I’m sure this guy is attractive to some people. but it just screams ‘sexiest cishet guy at all-cishet guy party’

Out-of-order HTML patching, another proposal from TPAC, lets HTML be presented non-linearly, and a single file can update multiple parts of the page. Would this feature be useful to you?

if you hate OpenAI you want them involved with this reverse Nostradamus fuccboi tho

selling my soul to Papa Legba at the intersection of culture and politics

I should really stop posting when I high and angry - higry. Great now I'm hungry

ok this is bad but why is ‘it tells you about kink’ (if you explicitly ask it about kink) more troubling than ‘it tells you where to find stuff to hurt yourself or your family’

I was skeptical for a long time but ‘applying just world theory to a guy sawed into pieces while he was still alive‘ is a 🚩🚩🚩 for bedroom performance

you’re not a wolf you just look like you’ve drawn a lot of them on deviantart

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig all these graves, man

@ktbthegod.bsky.social ever see this one before?

Some people are skeptical about this claim, so let me explain: 1) eliminate 40% of all jobs 2) 🪄 3) everyone is 🤑

In 2001, the Segway was released with great fanfare. Everyone would want one. It was going to catalyze a revolution in human mobility. Cities would be built around their capabilities. Eventually, of course, none of that happened, and the company's president fell off a cliff riding one. Memories.

Holy shit the quarter must be a train wreck.

I just want to ensure that cannabis stays as the symbol of the anti fascism. There's no better symbol for saying "fuck you" to the fascism machine than blazing a thing that makes you: - Relaxed - Not production oriented - happy - where did I put my phone? - why can I read my thoughts

if this scorsese saints show dowsnt give me st Sebastian getting absolutely bukkaked by arrows to layla i dont want it

Olivia Nuzzi has naturally occurring Mar-a-Lago face. She’s camp. Everything is downstream of that And RFK Jr is also camp. A priapic clown. In a different dimension he’s an infamous washout John Waters casts as a pharmacist

Quickly, gun mage! Shoot him with your Glock!

apparently I’m the only one in my circle who can just swallow a pill without tilting my head back. is this weird? I wonder if they’re afraid of the implications

my dream is to open a bar where the bathroom has this audio on repeat

so is everyone playing dumb about the Bubba joke being racist and this close to a prison rape joke or

To do irony on something at length is to be seduced by it. All parodies are affectionate

bumfights guy on dr phil type stuff

sorry to lookshame but if she’s the ‘modern iteration’ of Grace Kelly or Janet Leigh the retvrn guys have a point

Clicked on it, read the first paragraph, and now wish I was the guy Metallica wrote “One” about.

Getting into watching trainwreck stars in midcareer D flicks, seeking unexpected awesomeness. For ~40m A KILLER WITHIN kinda works? CTH is comically haggard for 38ish, but that disguises his blandness; Sean Young is legit great in all her scenes. Unwatchable after that mark, though.

in contrast to my level-headed take: accusing people of spreading an over-the-top antisemitic conspiracy theory *before I even know what people are commenting on and what they’re saying about it*

okay I will refrain from concocting a conspiracy theory about this

covering up my circular firing squad tattoo with an ouroboros

i don't even know about like 2/3 of the shit i'm supposed to know about based on my age. it's fine. there's a lot of shit to know out there. who cares

this and formerly serious-adjacent people going full True Crime/KHive 2.0* about it are not good

“You rubes are too ignorant to understand journalism” is so perfectly on brand for an NYT reporter it’s shocking she’s no longer there.

the Epstein emails remind me of when pro wrestlers used to occasionally talk about how Kane was the smartest guy in the locker room because they had seen him reading a book before, just an entire parallel society of doofuses out there

Cause he fucks

"Ourobonic Plague delivers a mutant bastard child of dubstep and witch house... this one should land well with both bass heads and old school witchy fans" 🖤

actually y’know what I’m coming around to Epstein just meant Trump was in Palm Beach. ‘who else is doing Santorini this year’ type shit

Eva and Glenn is Eva and Glenn Dubin.

> Eva That means Glen, check out his red hair Eva Dubin is married to Glen Dubin, who has red hair. Eva Dubin dated Epstein in the 80s.

young teens who pass for even younger teens but who also pass for 18 at a glance? it’s too serious to laugh about but what is she even saying, usually good at this stuff but I’m stymied here

it would be cosmically funny if the main thing Trump has been covering up all this time is something nonsexual (but objectively bad) from 2017

since we’re having a blue[sky]anon night anyway: when Epstein says he’s at ‘eva’ why do people interpret that as Trump’s place?