bit myself with this just now: what are the values of `rawPattern.flags` and `finalPattern.flags` after this runs? (it depends, but depends on what?)

Let's do a Custom Elements conference or something

what’s the cop term for ‘fabricating evidence that makes your case weaker’ like I would‘ve believed guy was doing an anti-ICE (broadly speaking) attack, probably not understanding who would be in the area and he was a shitty shot, but now I’m going conspiracy

one thing you don’t want to do is embolden the lizard people that run the world. that’s like asking a vampire in for tea. think about it bro

Erika Kirk is going to be fucking someone abominable by March of next year beyond anything you can predict except for an age gap

fully support the concept but hate the pretentious word ‘doula’, why not ‘aide-de-cramp’ or ‘crampsigliere’

Literally any job that requires interacting with the general public deserves hazard pay

lot of denial from the left about how much sex rightwingers have in general, like not realizing biker rallies are fuck fests* because you personally find them gross

Honestly I just assume every right-winger is a swinger - or just good old-fashioned cheating on their spouses - until proven otherwise. Swinger communities are loaded with fascists, even religious conservatives

I still think RFK is a self-aware serial killer

so many people responding ‘don’t make me think about them having sex’ which is protesting a little much

‘gonna get high as hell and watch Task’ yeah you smoke too much weed brother

don’t hear them saying it’s going down as much as I hear ‘you accused of us whining last time, so why do you care all of a sudden’ death drive type tings

buying Dead Man’s Headphones on eBay

they’re work wives and god demanded they return to office

think people confuse Disney Adults with Apple Adults Disney Adults are weirdos but they’re chasing childlike innocence and know when shit feels wrong Apple Adults would join ICE if the bodycams were iPhone quality

This person does not remember the Iraq and Afghanistan wars

okay? I know a relatively famous dude who empties his wallet for homeless people and thinks Covid wasn’t real don’t care about Ezra Klein either way but ‘Bruce Hornsby villain’ is just one kind of villain

'love sponge' is what happens when white guys can't say bumboclaat

«Bubba» l'éponge d'amour

jokes on them, I sent my Optimus to the protest while I had an alibi (was having sex with another Optimus)

I once met David North from the Socialist Equality Party, and he gave off this same kind of "Frasier Crane, but thinks he's Saw Gerrera" vibe.

the pun

not overjoyed about weird lefties handing it to Candace Owens & co for her ‘Tyler Robinson is a patsy/Bibi did it’ tbh

I don’t understand why people keep throwing money at him instead of telling him to shut up. This is an absolutely laughable thing to say:

Only Moggers In The Building

if the Bari Weissim of the world are worried abouy the FCC it's not because of what we'd do to them if the pendulum swings left it's because of what happens if the pendulum swings further right and the world gets dangerous for PMC conservatives (especially queer Jewish women)

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Also: for the love of god, can we stop saying "crackdown"? It makes it sound like a positive. "Trains running on time" type. Try words we'd use if another government did this, like censorship, or "muzzled". Or call it "totalitarian". And pour one out for the Constitution on the way through. Thx

the 'majority of people' hadn't heard of Fred Hampton either this is a very slippery definition

You’re right, no one should ever give their email to any website with such a policy. Such, as say the (almost verbatim) privacy policy of the website you are posting this on right now. Or your website.

explain like I'm Khive

Life's crazy, one day you're Dame Dash, the next, you're Dame Dash

funny to imagine no one outside gen z understands performative ironic detachment when their gen x parents made it an identity actually as a personality it goes back at least to the beats, like consider Kerouac the man (compulsive masturbator, archconservative, antisemite) vs Kerouac the philosopher

jon benjamin has a van

No? You do not, multiple administrations have made it clear that if you are active duty you have restrictions on speech and groups, even in private capacity. (National guard and other reserve forces not as much!) and if you are on retirement pay you are subject to similar restrictions

anyone call the video “goutse” yet

yeah this is where a reasoned analysis turns into BlueAnon

I find it increasingly offensive that they’re calling the great Charlie Kirk a “podcaster.” He was also an extremely gouted live speaker.

will anyone even post ‘oops’ when it turns out the shooter isn’t the damn Glimmer Man like he showed his face on video at least 2x and has probably been id’d already, yes the feds embarrassed themselves but I don’t think the lasting memory of this thing is gonna be a super long manhunt

B M S R

If white American evangelicalism wasn't a wholly apostate enterprise, this would be immediately recognized as abject blasphemy and soundly condemned, but they've replaced Christ in Christianity with Donald Trump as the core object of devotion.

got me wondering how good an incel-infused FBI is at that side of an investigation

cherchez la femme(’s husband) don’t really believe this but now I can claim prior art

I think the thing that confuses people about this is that there's a big difference between being able to afford the fancy version of *everything* and being able to afford the fancy version of *your* thing

Having money to spend on things you enjoy and appreciate is terrible. My vision for society is where everyone just squeaks by.

leftist Pistachio Disguisey

in the future everyone will be Ghost Dog for 15 minutes

can’t wait to use the new Mark Ruffalo In Task emoji