Fork Found in Kitchen? Dick Found in Ass

probably obvious but Trump - is gonna keep people outside as if he might be there in person - ‘at the last minute’ will claim ‘they’ wouldn’t let him do it - will use a crappy greenscreen, maybe cut to a fake crowd - will later flip between multiple realities including having been outside

was laughing about this and seconds later locked myself inside a shuttered Chinese supermarket by accident

even Mark Wahlberg (!) and Gary Sinise (!!) understood gay kids were bullied to death *in the early 2010s*, anyone denying it happened in the 90s isn’t just young but some unearthly level of privileged

my dad likes Mamdani but couldn't believe people think he's hot. strange man

very pretty track from a young band I just heard happy pride everybody

since the new thing is saying nothing has gotten measurably better in the past 40-50 years are we also thinking Jeffrey Dahmer would've been as successful in 2026 Milwaukee as he was in 1987 Milwaukee

the garbage can lady did a stupid and obnoxious thing while likely drunk. she definitely wasn't innocent, she probably didn't deserve to have her life ruined either. a drunk and disorderly misdemeanor would have been appropriate. that's pretty much all the discourse there is to have.

third option: popular/rich/athletic/lucky enough to not get bullied, didn't do much bullying except mocking your friends, never told bullies to stop leaves you with a mix of nostalgia and guilt

just saw the dumbest claim of unintended consequences wrt USAID you could possibly imagine not sure if I can type it out because I may turn into a pillar of shit as a hint it relates to hiphop sales

people are convinced the reflecting pool is pure hilarity but don't be surprised if someone gets killed over it

debatably the greatest flex of all time the queer equivalent of a prime 50 Cent bar

who among us wouldn't comply with Hans Gruber's other brother tho

if nothing else you'd think the reflecting pool saga would stop people from thinking Trump is capable of Now You See Me-ass false flags. they're reduced to saying sixtysomething white guys on bikes are doing biowarfare

anyway his tie looks way better than usual damn

if you fall to your death at a concert they should have to say you rocked/raged/grooved to your death at the band's discretion. just 'fall' is so insulting

'you don't hate <thing> enough' meme is white supremacist coded and the left cannot take it back or whatever

you're the New York Times morning email guy! what the fuck do you need a World War 2 halftrack for

linked up with a friend I hadn't seen since before covid (was too afraid he was an antivaxxer/denier and couldn't take another one in my life) turns out he actually was double-masking through 2024 & still washes groceries. in sum fuck Taylor Lorenz

I don't really know how to properly articulate just how much YouTube has me fucked up if it thinks I: a) Want to hear a breakdown of Earl Sweatshirt vs. JPEGMAFIA b) From Talib Kweli of all people

heh

"Reclaimed" to mean the thing that it already meant?

The juniper post about the gay men's chorus stings because those guys are just like the friends I lost to AIDS, and they absolutely do not deserve to be called cringe. It's extremely disrespectful of what people went through.

This is the NY Men's Gay Chorus. A real group that has existed since 1979. Sorry if a group that gave hope to the hopeless during the fucking AIDS crisis is too cringe for you.

3 seconds of googling tells me this is the New York gay men’s chorus at a get out the vote event but wouldn’t want that to get in the way of being a complete asshole towards anyone trying to actually do anything constructive

I know just the place to hide out. it's the convent from when I was a nun. don't worry my nun record is sealed

yes I prefer the European socialist innovation of 'treating every nonwhite player like Jackie Robinson in Philly'

Yes, the non-commerciality of the Barclays PL from Emirates stadium featuring Petrostate FC vs American hedge fund United, where the Lexus stoppage time is 2 minutes

this is fake, cheetos are all turds from Chester Cheetah's butt. The cheese powder is how he metabolizes cocaine. They won't let him go to rehab.

that's why you want an Iandimorandum of Overstanding

gonna have to separate the art from the artist on this one

MechaHitler is vital to national security 📝

thanks for this Dreamstime, very healthy in every sense

is it weird that people think UFC is ‘white trash‘ coded when the more distinguishing factors are youth & gender (and it’s slightly overindexed on black & hispanic men btw)? I think that’s weird also people seem to forget how much Covid rhetoric was explicit ageism & misogyny

lol

Dûr, dûr d’être Wemby

if Trump got knocked out during a tornado imagine how gay his dream would be

bad choice of clip tho as this is him at his best, different universe he’s a dork who acts like this but you can listen to him for >1s without hating him but still, the problem isn’t that he didn’t do anything useful, ever; it’s that even if he cured cancer it would be like Mengele discovering DNA

I find it easier to imagine it divided into quarters

zenni needs a section devoted to fitting the heads of those of Irish descent, just spectacles for a Halloween decoration or Mr Met type gentleman

still love how the most self assured posters on this site talk like experts in foreign and domestic policy (despite by their own admission being amateurs) and part of that is being sure Elon Musk will face Masamune in 3 years

remembered something about a moral panic around super soakers and then read about the (few but real) incidents with bleach filled ones and got depressed

Woke 1 is over, you can say homicide

the refs are experiencing homelessness

G.A.: Six: Communion June 18, 2026

qualified immunity lover's pizza

anybody else you'd be like 'maybe it'll be a nailbiter and he'll have a heart attack' but he feels nothing

40-something men used to assert their masculinity the old fashioned way: by declaring young Carrie Fisher was hot