Needed a coast-to-coast goal from Vozinha there #ARGCPV

European soccer commentators: don't be casually racist Difficulty level: impossible #ENGCOD

I was NOT expecting a Dion Sanders shout-out in a WC match #ENGCOD

"can Ecuador handle the elevation?" Quito is 2000 feet higher than CDMX

I don't necessarily expect soccer presenters to know a lot of history or orbital science, but they don't launch rockets (even moon missions) from Houston

Lol Rob, Canada is "just south of the border", a mere 1250 miles

Was Landon wearing that suit yesterday? Has he been home since yesterday or is he just powering through? 😬

Ed Norton and Brad Pitt? I am Jack's soccer fandom. Also i thought *[SPOILER REDACTED]*

Salty's at the sea... at the airport

WHY the fuck are you promoting that "that's hot" person?? LA made sense, a little, but in Seattle? And shes the child of a rival of one of your premiere partners?

If anyone needs an update on their SEATC flight, i can provide

JPD: Lori, what have you seen during these hydration breaks? LL: Well, JP, mostly commercials

Awfully tall for a guy named Peter CROUCH, innit?

If you're going to stutter your PK *that* hard, the keeper gets to come off the line #ENGCRO

I can't wait to try this 😮

The local LA Fox team gets to take over the Big Fox desk to do their wrap up show

You're not even allowed to gaze upon the WC venue unless you've paid your tithe

Despite all my rage,

The new US Soccer slogan is sooo much better in Spanish

Featuring an Argentina National team legend* *No, not that one. Or that one either

ACFCvNCC ends, soccer is now paused until G!anni !nfant!no gets his offerings

The second twelve is an all-caps reiteration

Better than a katskat delivery 🐱💩

"Salah is leaving at the end of the season" commentary drinking game, difficulty: impossible

At this point, i'd accept #onelizzardrule vs. whatever the fuck orange man is doing

Every band at the GWAR/SoulFly/King Parrot show knows the Des Moines is the hone of Slipknot

If Ripley hadn't trashed the Queen's nest, she'd have just happily kept laying, and been part of the Nebraska sized vapor cloud. Our universe would have missed the loader fight, but seems like their universe would have been better off

Love seeing Lydia Taylor Ricci doing US national in-game announcements! #kcbaby

Can US soccer (maybe just Benz stadium) NOT use Free bird as the goal song?

Solidarity with the dude at the airport bar, who moved from Huntsville to Raleigh, and struggled to adjust from SEC football to ACC basketball

Raul Jiménez Cha Cha dance school - two stops this time #FULBUR

@mikewattsonair.bsky.social well done with the Adam Sandler jokes, but you said the USOC schedulers were Funny Guys, when they're clearly Funny People (2009)

I first produced my pistol, then produced my rapier

I may be an idiot, but you're:

Oh noes, this flight to Panama City Beach is woke /s

My kingdom for a football club whose keeper stays INSIDE the 6 yard box #spurs #thfc #skc

Britta coming up in the Bad Bunny halftime show

That Dunkin commercial was just the GWH2 parody from Jay & Silent Bob youtu.be/nnESedN4vSI?...

Crunching, studs-up slide tackle in 49ers v Seahawks, and now a horse-collar tackle in the AFCON final

Neneh Cheery "Buffalo Stance" (iswydt) going into the 2 minute commercial break and Tool coming out? Who has the aux?

Forget that guy falling off Nakatomi plaza, it's not Christmas until Rick James and The A-Team help Issac Hayes take down the corrupt warden, avenging Uncle Phil (also, oof x2)

It's not a company Christmas party until the live 90s covers troubador sings "placenta"

Respect to the WC draw director for NOT cutting to Wyclef during Lauryn's performance

THESE RESULTS ARE TOTALLY FRAUDULENT

"Are there any Mexicans in the [World Cup draw] room?". Trump wakes up and unleashes ICE

🎶 The Devil went down to Georgia He was lookin’ for a soul to steal He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind And he was willing to make a deal 🎶 Who is the devil's manager, busting his hump because he's not hitting his numbers? 📉

These Wicked 2 promotions are getting out of hand

Oh good, my USB converters came, let's open them *Screams in Ruby Rhod*

Damn it! I missed it

If your food's paper is clear, it's your window to weight gain. If the bag the paper came in is clear, that's Runza!