Mimi during "Your Eyes" after Angel told her to "turn around, girlfriend, and listen to that boy's song"

MANNERTEE COME TO DALLAS AND MY LIFE IS YOUR'S

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality. I don't know how to yell any louder.

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Another win for the Wii U‼️‼️

I was there but I didnt run. I curled up on the couch and covered my eyes like the soldier I am.

da big apple 😌🍎

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

If I had to sum up what is at least aspirationally great about America, it’s civil rights, immigration, and our public lands. This administration is systematically stripping away and selling off everything that made this deeply flawed place worthwhile. There will be nothing left but money and misery

And you know what the talking heads seem to rarely use 'violent' to describe? The systemic destruction of families through ICE detentions and deportations. Breaking a window is framed *primarily* as violence, but taking a grandparent away from their kids or sending someone to a work camp isn't.

me: i was born in LA, but i left when i was a toddler, so i can't really consider LA my community or my home [LA shows up to defend their neighbors in the coolest way, with bands & hot dog carts & dancing] me: y'know, i'm kind of from LA, which is pretty cool of me when you think about it

happy pride! this year, I wanna see pride discourse so inexplicable and obtuse that no one understands what's happening. i want to see takes like "asexual folks can't give accurate tarot readings until they eat an apple first" or "only trans folks should be allowed on the 11th floor of any building"

Hank Hill be like

Far from the point but it sucks so bad that everything has to be so stupid and tacky on top of the substance. The phrase “big beautiful bill” makes me want to drink a “big beautiful glass of poison"

one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

i don't have kids, but supporting public schools supports an educated society. in Texas, private schools are often used as tools to control kids, keep them from meeting different kinds of people or engaging with new ideas outside of their home or church.

I AM BARKING AT MY TELEVISION LIKE A DOG

I hate to be that guy, but this is the five-alarm fire, and every elected Democrat and frankly, every Washington reporter should be ringing the bell. If it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone. Nobody with a voice should give this administration a moment’s peace about it.

If I am ever funny today it is because my father introduced us at a a very young age to Space Ghost Coast to Coast. George Lowe, you absolute legend, I will always miss you.

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

Important message for those who need it

Is making a sign the fighting or

More protesters continue to arrive at the Texas Capitol 50501 protest, part of a nationwide day of protest against President Donald Trump and Elon Musk #txlege @austin-statesman.com

[eloquently] The President should be a totally different guy than he has been for his entire life.

sometimes my doctor will be like “try some medicine” but then somebody somewhere else says No! which is a great thing to happen because then i know i get to solve Several Mysteries

Ganon beating my ass in Zelda Link Between Worlds Hero Mode so hard i just let out an involuntary "Aw man!" like it was 1996

RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.

Use your excitement and relief to help a Palestinian in Gaza today - share their fundraisers, donate, use this energy to help them survive. They have a long road ahead.

I'm watching Lost for the first time and 4 seasons in my biggest takeaway is this show has an obsessive insistence to say "walkie" instead of "radio".

if i saw this dude on the street i'd hit him with a bowling ball

Happy Crisis. This was on accident.

Okay fine I'll play Mouthwashing

(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son

Get absolutely wrecked

Is it too early for Over The Garden Wall?

Naruto got one thing right and it was giving the main character a “The Spot”. He goes to that little ramen shop everyday. Every protagonist should have this. Give Chainsaw Man a favorite gas station.

yeah, I got big plans for the 4th

mentally I am at The Godzilla Tower in World Children’s Land

not pointing any fingers but some y’all are exactly like this

sometimes I mod gameboys