Bodybuilder Films Self Eating Chicken To Make Sure Form Correct https://theonion.com/bodybuilder-films-self-eating-chicken-to-make-sure-form-correct/

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I miss the mid sixties I was having…

Did this today and figured it's not a bad idea to give everyone a reminder

Remember no matter how small the racc… rabies applies. No matter the size, rabies applies.

HAM RADIO

Rocket #raccoon on a leash

This is true for couples too…

Racc-Maxxing

Oh heck yeah!

All of this: www.baldurbjarnason.com/notes/2026/n...

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social This will either be a laugh for you or something that peaks your interests...

Making a recipe for spiced kangaroo from Australian home front of World War 2. Not the best way to prepare this meat, but it makes for an interesting dish. youtu.be/myvdVmaa0GE?...

Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour https://theonion.com/culinary-students-given-live-baby-to-learn-how-to-care-for-bag-of-flour/

I’m Xuixo!

It’s been archived apparently: archive.org/details/roma...

1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined

Legal Loopholes are hot, actually

BBQ sauce

I wonder if this would fit @shrugsbur.bsky.social?

Today is a good day…

My mother in law is making miso salmon for Christmas. And I had to make the appetizer so… a batch of home made potstickers it is!

Bit like this memeified explanation. Learned the coding version, never the math notation!

dude. yes

We really need to bring back frilly mens clothes with codpieces :P Make men peacock again!

Found a spectacular sticker at the thrift store that just opened up here

Things I appreciate my Xcode doing: Showing me that I have issues that are errors but my tests building and succeeding when I run them… *sighs*

Traveling through wine country as one does.

Now that it’s post my birthday, it’s time to put up a tree!

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Also I was visited by a cloud.

And pie #3 cheesecake Yes it’s a pie… fight me.

Pie #2 lemon tart! Yes I’m calling it a pie. I don’t care, it makes the list of my desserts easier…

First pie is complete: Pecan Pie. I think this is the textbook definition of golden brown.

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

(BREAKING) Raccoons exist in Zootopia

quick guide to ESRB ratings: • E: Edible — this food is safe to eat • E10+: Edible 10+ — this is a large serving. share with your friends • T: Tasty — you will enjoy this food • M: Mayonnaise — this food contains mayo • AO: Aioli — this food contains garlic sauce • RP: Raw Pasta — cook before eating

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Sparklin’! ^_^

Busts! bsky.app/profile/donr...

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I hate to make a post like this, I know times are super tight for everyone.. I’m experiencing a financial emergency and desperate for any work I can take on. $60 for Origami Portraits $100 per character Sketch Page Commissions Shipping ~$11 for US. If interested, please email [email protected]

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