I wonder how often this actually works for real estate agents?

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

OPERATION SHREDDED LEATHER

I wrote about PlayStation’s 30th Anniversary for News!

Today was a good day

Plane boarded then delayed. We’re stuck here for at least another 40mins at least before takeoff. The woman behind me is talking to someone on FaceTime without headphones. Everyone around me is watching TikTok without headphones. Is this hell!?

At some point we need to have a serious discussion about the harm having ads like this breaking up news stories on every major news website is doing to trust in the media. What are we even doing here? At best this is a Tumblr ad.

PR people: I am preparing Christmas gift guides atm. If you have product suggestions, I am keen to hear them. Also, if you know who does PR for Fisher Price, please let me know.

lolol

Several days ago Artemis picked up one of my favourite shoes and walked around with it for a bit. We have not seen it since. We’ve cleaned the whole apartment and nothing. It’s just vanished. It had my orthotic in it.

<runs to Bluesky, out of breath> Has…has anyone called it the GabeCube yet?!

Wild VEC political party name change alert

Well-meaning normies who know I’m into video games: “Are you jumping into Call of Duty this week?” Me: “Good heavens no. I’m playing the one where you’re a rural mouse and you have to survive the winter. And I still have to play the webcam psychic baby simulator”.

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."

This actually explains so much about the internet

Terrific work from Chris here.

Artemis is refusing to eat lunch until Karma puts on sunglasses.

A great day for thinking "should I post about this or focus on the good work I'm trying to do"

This book has the most threatening aura

Back at dad’s place preparing it for the real estate photos and look what I found. Lol.

I just found out that I’m now older than the mums in The OC season one. I don’t know what to do with this information.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

What I thought co sleeping with a toddler in a king size bed would be like, vs reality.

When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

‘Get me Danny Elfman!’ ‘He’s unavailable.’ ‘Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!’

New Selling Sunset tomorrow. I am not going to be normal about this.

Given Supanova’s past, this seems on brand

The weather conditions were sub optimal, but I had so much fun riding 50kms Around The Bay in a thunderstorm today!

Just set up my new Logitech MX Master 4 mouse and it is so weird that it doesn't make any kind of click sound. I have the clackiest keyboard in the land, and yet my mouse is like a silent assassin. Deeply weird. But kinda nice. And I'm really loving the shortcut buttons.

I made garlic jalapeño popcorn today and it is amazing.

Chauncey Billups sounds like a Pokemon accountant.

Me fail English? That's umpossible!

Oh really? Your PR client who has a generative AI business believes that in the future generative AI will definitely be involved in all jobs and we just should ignore the financial cliff the gen AI industry is about to fall off? Is this what it was like in the lead up to the dot com bust?

I am so far underwhelmed by this historic storm.

I wouldn't normally cancel meetings due to weather, but I swear I just got a breaking news alert telling me it's time to start gathering two of every animal

man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit

I must have it. Please support!

This AWS outage is about to take everyone’s Duolingo streak with it. Well, it was a nice 1276 days while it lasted. Hopefully I have enough gems for a streak freeze 🥶

I started playing Ball X Pit for 5 minutes and then two and a half hours passed and now it’s way past my bedtime.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

When will my parcel return from war?

Today I was whipper snippering at my dad’s house wearing ear muffs and AirPods, and a small bug that lived in the ear muffs crawled into my ear canal around the AirPod. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated at this time.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

My favourite olive oil company teased that they would be releasing garlic infused olive oil today, so I have been refreshing the site multiple times an hour ready to buy. I may or may not be approaching middle age and thus finally in my element..