I wonder if Susie Dent gets annoyed by all the posts she has to read that end with 'Paging @susiedentwords.bsky.social.'

I'm her second biggest fan.

I set today’s Daily Telegraph crossword www.telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/inde... Might Shearer get the sack for this? (6) A little silly, me rejoicing over Corbyn? (6)

Number of people posting the video for Bonnie's Jim Steinman-penned single 'Loving You's a Dirty Job' where s̶a̶r̶d̶o̶n̶i̶c̶ ̶l̶a̶y̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶l̶l̶e̶y̶ compatriot Hywel Bennett mimes Todd Rundgren's vocals = 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcfL...

NED: I resign! WINNICK: Resignation accepted on grounds of incompetence. Anyone else want the old job there? NED: I’ll take it on. WINNICK: Right. Name? NED: Ned Seagoon. WINNICK: Same as the last bloke. (The Sinking of Westminster Pier by Spike Milligan and Eric Sykes)

Call me Simplistic Simon but the outcry over the Balogun reverse ferret affected the USA's mentality. Poch should have left Balogun out and told the team they were good enough to do it without him. I’ve stayed up till 3.30am and had a bit to drink so I should know what I’m talking about. #⚽

"Please tell me we're not staying up late for USA v Belgium as well."

I think his wi-fi might be down.

Ross Kemp currently pacing up and down and doing vocal exercises.

"Arise, awake, and stop not till the goal is reached,̶ ̶G̶u̶y̶." A̶l̶a̶n̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶a̶r̶e̶r̶ Swami Vivekananda (1863-1902)

Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.

A recently fledged Red-tailed Hawk watches a paramotor, which is a powered paraglider and is also known as a flying lawn chair, pass overhead. The large fan is quite loud, which is what may have initially caught this bird's attention.

Wordle 1,839 2/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got lucky because my first guess is always the same - the name of our black Labrador!

Cinema Palace (2026) photograph by Anne Billson

Hugely readable - I haven't read it

Went to fetch the washing in just now and saw this swallow-tailed moth having a rest on a shirt. Wingspan about 3 inches, so I could hardly miss it. Nice Stringfellow mullet going on too.

I set today’s Daily Telegraph crossword www.telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/ Anxiety now and then about money (3) As a Toyota is parking, old Mini car hit (11)

Imagine travelling thousands of miles just to spend your evenings doing zoomies over the same few houses... It's hard not to be impressed 👇 #SwiftAwarenessWeek

It's hot out! 🥵Share someone who looks stylish wearing shorts.

Mel Brooks, 100 today. From his autobiography, on meeting Hitchcock around the time of the pastiche High Anxiety.

Idea: a travel show where people show me around the towns they grew up called "This Used to Be a Bank"

Hummingbird Hawk-moth nectaring on Verbena. @savebutterflies.bsky.social @lincswildlife.bsky.social #MothsMatter #PollinatorWeek #pollinator #Lincolnshire

I did a similar joke last year. Got one like. 😔 😆

Quick heads-up: because of the extreme heat, I won't be having sex with any of you tonight. No DMs please.

A northern rough-winged swallow impatiently inhales its parent's face in its search for food. I'm pretty sure the adult had no food at the time. #birds

HEATWAVE (Palindrome) To hoses I ran: Use now, as I saw one sun arise so hot.

Me getting too confident halfway through a job interview. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv7D...

Wordle 1,830 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Jammy sod.

www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/e... Those zany funsters at Collins Dictionary have a hyperlink saying "See ad nauseam" that leads to a hyperlink saying "See ad nauseam". That's fifteen minutes I won't get back and I also feel sick.

Starmer and Burnham in happier times, 2015.

🎂 An excuse to post one of his lesser know songs, Lost Horizon. From maybe the first album that was entirely one person's vocals, including voice to simulate the sound of instruments using an emulator in 1984. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRGo...

Nina spotted!

Beautiful day. Hound released the ball one hour later ... Day moon surrounded by cirrus. Evening moon close-up.

Flipping heck Tucker, I set today's Independent cryptic puzzles.independent.co.uk/games/crypti... Unhappy about hotel's Scotch (4) Ref nuts to wave card? (7) Changes player on pitch to face Sweden (7)

Big Tech companies don't want you to know about this one trick discovered by cruciverbologists at Harvard University: www.telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/ Kind friend scoffed portion of chops (4,6) Try granola, prepared with pride (10) Hard answer no good? Setter perhaps guilty (7)

Is AI the worst it’ll ever be?

Ok so SOMEBODY convinced me to make this and it took me absolutely ages when I was supposed to be doing something else so enjoy it! sgtp.lovable.app

"I first left legacy media when a new, disturbing consensus emerged in the press: that I was bad at my job. So I did what any rational journalism-averse person would do. I blamed everything on woke. On cancel. On not listening enough to diverse voices, like fascists."

I set today’s Sunday Telegraph prize Toughie www.telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/ Playing between flat and house? (2,5) Mark's hair recedes at the front (9) Pep at fault and opposite number brilliant, drop off sharply (2,3,4,1,5)

"Be proud of who you are and you can overcome any obstacle." www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SSF...

I set today’s Daily Telegraph crossword www.telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/ Sprouts ultimately moreish – or so mum's snarling! (9) Stumbling on to nudes, become incensed (2,4,3) Change gear here with possible dip ahead (5,3)

We’re on the brink of selling out of our stock of Issue 3 - do grab a copy now or risk missing out! unchcrosswords.com

This week's topical clue for the Puzzles Edit newsletter for @theobserveruk.bsky.social: Southampton: breaking rules ain't smart! (6). Subscribe here: newsroom.observer.co.uk/cr/AQjcjBUQm...

I set today’s Daily Telegraph prize crossword www.telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/ Lie with nothing on for picture (4,5) Running wildly, no hero, cat character in film (3,8,4)