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Age verification? My first computer was an Atari XE And I still have it at my dads house. All of it. Including the dot matrix printer, carbon tape, and the Atari 9-pin trackball

Fun fact: This is how you earn trans peoples votes

Everyone's arguing if they should vote for 99% Hitler or 100% Hitler Its dumb as fuck You're ignoring the possibility of electing Hitler^Hitler

On the other hand, its becoming the fastest way to find cool people on the website You told someones grandma to suck it from the back and she exploded? That's an add!

So we're damned if we do and damned if we don't I think you greatly underestimate the people who are all about the don't

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The Democrats fundamentally do not believe they can put forth a candidate that can meet even the most basic, minimalistic criteria for upholding human dignity. The bar is literally *just* opposition to genocide. And they think that it's impossible, and that requiring it is childish.

People will ask me to "Stop looking at me like that" And I'll legit be like this and respond "Like what?"

there is an employment crisis among trans women and there always has been, but good luck getting people to see it

"no one is pushing Newsom besides Newsom." a thread

the democrats deliberately boosted the candidacy of donald trump and ran status-quo empty suits against him and those brilliant strategies got the US two trump terms. a few oddly still have the audacity to blame the left for their lack of enthusiasm in cheering on these obviously awful plans

They said "Vote Blue No Matter Who" then got mad when I asked them "Even if it was Hitler?" Because if its "no matter who", then the answer is yes, right? Because its no matter who. That's how their position logically functions. How are you gonna expect others to do what you won't??!

Artists rendition of what happened to the other Mambos Lou Bega created in the lab

Its nice to be done with the Super Bowl for a while so we can get back to preparing for the hyperbole

I gotta love how given my history being part of GamerGate that I ended up moving away from that shit and growing tf up and Brianna decided to move closer to Hitler I don't like this game of musical chairs. I'm keeping this seat, I don't want to swap again

This show has been stuck in my head since I was a child because of this specific line

*Folding laundry* *Shocking realization* "Wait. Why was Professor Utonium making perfect little girls? How the fuck does a single dude afford a house that big? IS HE IN THE FUCKING FILES?!?"

I know I accuse people of making shit up to be mad at, but it doesn't help that I'm correct in that accusation "The commies are on their revenge tour because people don't like them" is a hell of a braindead take even if you don't know what the fuck is happening

"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."

Brother I have had to make peace with the fact that I will probably fucking DIE of a terminal illness before the next election I literally do not have the privilege of waiting You're just making shit up to get mad at, not realizing a lot of people who want better are DESPERATELY needing better

Shitlibs keep trying to tell me that "Hillary is a smart woman" and I am starting to think they are perhaps full of shit to the brim

People keep saying Schumer is useless but I disagree He's very useful for Israel to continue to get our tax dollars Source: Chuck The Fuck Schumer admitting that on camera just last week

I have a feeling @shuchancellor.bsky.social would actually choke me out in real life if they heard the way I pronounce "Zhuge Dan" Especially since I pronounce Zhuge Liang's name properly

I know this is probably going to not connect with anyone, but I don't actually feel like pointing and laughing at this Its just sad Sad for their kid Sad for them Sad for us to learn that we as a species are deeply flawed in this way I don't find that funny to be honest

Someone recommending I watch a show or movie probability distribution: 70% I won't watch it 12% I'll politely nod but not watch 10% I will listen to a Youtuber poorly explain it then pretend I watched it 5% I'll swing on them 2.9% I'll hate it immediately 0.1% I will tolerate it

Someone suggested to me that if AI actually does exist, then we, the peons, got the shit version, and the billionaires kept the better versions for themselves to use in private Like BlackRocks Aladdin prediction engine Why? To extract wealth from whatever was left, making us stupider and poorer

More wrapped emerald ore

You know what? Fuck you! **Un-peaces your war**

I don't think people are going to be comfortable with this but I am starting to think that a Jan 6th type event might in fact be the only solution to this problem.

I wonder how many times Kl'rt has been told "I think I'll have the soup"

I just want to remind you all that he ran for president Kinda glad that didn't pan out because who tf knows where we'd be

Talked to one of my friends tonight about how they are impacted by getting assaulted for being trans. In California of all places People seem to think that just because you are what is perceived as a safe place then you must be safe I got really fucking pissed off because my friend is suffering

I just went off about purity testing lark and mfers upped the fucking ante on me while I wasn't looking JFC I just want for people to not be treated like second class citizens or animals, and maybe a crumb of accountability Not to speculate on whatever the fuck this is

"Don't look at the things he's said or done recently, or you ain't on the team" You know you ain't got shit

Me explaining how I beat Storm Eagles stage

🤘 🤘 lets go, T.

"You don't want to die on that hill" The hill I be dying on:

The reality is that Dem Stans love to think they are good people by feigning acceptance, but they only see trans people as votes they can manipulate to their whim You know, an underclass they can take advantage of for their own personal gain Its why they act so harsh when we step out of line

The reason Democrat Stans are pushing so heavily on their "ally" record is because they realize trans people are serious about not supporting anti-trans candidates. So they're putting ally lipstick on their bigot pigs.

Never as in literally last election? Or never as in you are guaranteeing it by punching on people that SIDED WITH YOU? I was always told that liberals are the more educated and intelligent voters. I'm going to need to be shown it one day because all I see is them making shit up to be mad at!

"But what if your favorite person is in there?" If Megaman X is in the Epstein Files then we got bigger problems but if I must, I'll ditch his ass and apologize to Sigma. Unless he's in there too.

I don't think shes going to be able to get the building clean with only those 2 bottles of dish soap. Especially with all the fire in the way.

which rights are you willing to give up to get some D elected? be explicit.

I'm not an expert or anything, but if you're out here taking L's and your response to that is to blame everyone except you, then don't be surprised when the people you pointed a finger at don't want to do shit for you. Actual toddlers figure this out pretty quickly so what's your excuse?

This steel wrapped emerald ore makes me think of chili peppers!

LinkedIn is possibly one of the best places to source meme content because you sometimes get absolute platinum with stuff like this