You will not believe what conversation this is part of

You may be cool, but you aren't telling crusty old MAGA politicians how stupid they are on their LinkedIn posts, with your dumb face and stupid name right there levels of cool

Go ahead, Jesse, live your best life

To the centrists who follow me: How the fuck are you expecting to hold the GOP and Trump accountable for their crimes, when YOU DONT EVEN HOLD YOUR OWN DAMN PARTY ACCOUNTABLE FOR -THEIR- CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY?!? How many fucking times have dem presidents come into office and 'look forward' on us?

Klingon Hairstylist: "Today is a good day to dye"

Burger places that give you a ridiculously large butter knife have your back Its not for the burger itself, like everyone thinks it is, but for anyone who would talk shit about your $30 burger

My arduino case finally arrived

I will do it for him

I mean, yea, but you don't have to say it out loud Miku

When I talked about the system making us all homeless so we would be forced into slavery, I was laughed at I wasn't laughing I was paying attention

"Damn Bluesky, They ruined Bluesky!"

I feel like there aren't enough trans men named Gilgamesh

Birdy be like "Tf you lookin at dawg?"

BEHOLD THE SPLENDOR

Just know when you are mean to me, you are also mean to my rosemary, oregano and true English cheddar pizza puffs

Hot take but I think Fox News' The Five would get utterly destroyed by Vought Internationals The Seven

Stupid asshole repeats same thing other stupider assholes said before and expects different results Hey fuckface. The only reason you are pulling this shaming tactics crap is because you know you have NOTHING else to offer We know it too. Always did We also know that shit doesn't work anymore

Cotton 2 Nobody talks about that game when you think mfers would have formed a cult around it by now

Apparently I missed the sale on GOG for this so I'll just wait until next time to get it

One fact of life that is hard to reconcile is that a lot of the people on Xbox Live calling others gay weren't incorrect I never thought they'd be playing that long game but that's why they're pro gamers I guess

Just remember that the ones who actually rape children told you trans people do that And they are using it to take away all our rights

This passage is specifically about the Iran war but it's remarkable how well this characterizes their attitude toward everything, the arrogance behind their assault on expertise and competence at all levels in every endeavor.

One of the reasons the Daimyo created the code of the Bushido was that they feared their very capable and ambitious officers overthrowing them when their power wanes Just something to think about for no reason

Clinton pied piper Trump into running for president in the first place because they thought he would be easy to defeat. We literally would not have Trump if it wasn't for her Was she right about everything when she lost to that guy that she propped up to be easily defeated?

"We don't do your mom because she is easy, we do your mom because she makes us hard" or whatever JFK said

Why would anyone vote for these LOSERS in the midterms when they aren't even trying to fight now? That's what these moronic cowards don't understand. They are signalling they ain't shit and are hoping that will carry them over the finish line. People are DEMANDING fighters. Not asking!

Straight up if you don't follow me on LinkedIn then you hate fun

I am legally obligated to say oh no

I love this shirt because in order to call me out for wearing it you have to admit you know what it is in context

Lukewarm take Start drafting up a plan for getting rid of Cuck, Hacky, and all the other collaborators Their complicity is criminal

🚨I’m Vance Bostic, I’m running against Hakeem Jeffries for NY-8. Under Hakeem’s leadership the party has been a complete and utter disaster! Hakeem is a failure to the people and doesn’t even have the party under control! Let’s send a BIG message to the entire system! NO FUCKING MORE BULLSHIT!

Megaman X7 isn't all that bad of a game It gave fans literally what they demanded, Megaman in 3D, and they just weren't happy with what they asked for

I remember the first time I booted up Megaman X4 on the PS1 back in the day at my friend Matt’s house and saw this anime style opening and my mind was blown out the back of my head. Once again the PS1 era was proving it was THE console to have back then.

Someone learned from that guy who threw a shoe at Bush Bless them

The reason the media sane washes everything Trump does is because they not so secretly love him Why? He gives them shit to talk about That keeps them in business Of course they love that Any personal opinions members of the media profess are irrelevant because they get paid to report chaos

If someone is demanding details on your protest activities of questionable or dubious legality on social media... They're a Fed. By all means, protest. Do direct action. But especially now, DON'T DESCRIBE THE DETAILS ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

Nameless birdy makes a friend

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Why didn't we get a Muppet American Werewolf in London? Fozzy and Kermit backpacking it. Miss Piggy nursing Kermit. Statler and Waldorf in the pub. #Svengoolie

I used apricot jam instead of relish on my hotdogs Its pretty good. I'm becoming a fan

Kristi Noem has asked for thoughts and prayers for her family I be thinking about and praying for Bryons mfing big tiddies to respect her wishes

Whipped body butter infused with essential oils sounds great That is until you use it and the oils known for relaxing muscles kick in Now I want to nap and relax I have shit to do I keep telling myself as I know damn well I want to get some shut eye

Marco Rubio’s business cards are gonna look like Dr. Bronner’s bottles

We need to stop paying federal taxes and pay them to our states if that's the case Otherwise these bastards are just robbing us

Don't several of the members of the regime live on military bases? Will this combination of decisions yield quite possibly the funniest thing ever? Find out really soon apparently!

By these women's logic why should we care what they think?

Getting really fucking annoyed with customer service giving me shitty instructions I cannot follow Either their instructions are wrong because they don't update their documentation OR their website is buggy as shit just like I claimed a fucking MONTH AGO