Shark blanket really can do it with the entire tiddy

Get you someone who looks at you the way my shark blanket looks at me when I come to bed

When I be seeing some cute guys on the TL

I don't look half bad for a middle aged bish that's been up since 2 am vomiting profusely for no reason. We clean up well.

Fuck whatever your day is because behold this tiny crab spider!!!

"Looks like you do need Windows after all huh" "Look man just because I use a Mac..."

I've reached the point where instead of trying to bother debating with MAGA, I'm just calling them out for the fascists they are and love to be. Because fuck'em that's why. There's no debate with people who live in their authoritarian fantasy land. I have zil qualms about it now.

Me when I upset a Republican:

I don't think there is anything to be gained through "good faith dialogue" with Republicans. These aren't people with whom we have reasonable disagreements. These are enemies.

😬 awkward

People be like "We are a nation of laws" when like 80% of drivers speed, in spite of the limit being posted. Mfers be lying to themselves.

Healthcare should be guaranteed as a human right #MedicareForAll @salaambhattiva.bsky.social

There it is

Us: May we see it? Government: ...No.

Anyone else getting 500 internal server errors? And if so, is it making you hungry for them?

I'm starting to think Spaceballs is the most accurate depiction of the US regime. A bunch of ridiculous fools with incredible ambition rivaled only by their intense stupidity are in charge of a regime, only to be opposed by a guy living in his mini home, his furry bestie and spoiled white bitches.

This should go without saying. Do not register your name for ANY protests, especially right now. Nobody should even ask for your name to begin with

The boobs yearn for freedom

Anyone who mocks or otherwise doesn’t properly mourn the death of our beloved Dark Lord Sauron will find themselves taken into orc custody and brought to Barad-dûr for questioning. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Am I the only one calling the drawing the "Pedo de Milo"? I can't be the only one to have thought of that.

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Question: When in the actual fuck, as a country, did we decide that our government gets to demand that we mourn someone in some particular way?

If the right *truly* believed Charlie Kirk was a defender of free speech and someone who was fine with dissenting opinions, they wouldn't be engaged in a massive campaign to punish anyone who didn't "mourn him properly." They clearly know all of that is bullshit. Only the media was conned.

Imagine if you were just about to walk into the bathroom, but a power up spawns right as you enter, and now you can do three directional pissing.

It is going to soon become necessary for everyone to post a fairly consistent set of critiques of Charlie Kirk, because they’re trying to come after everyone who does, and the only answer is to make them come after us all. We need to pick standardized language, and then get loud with it.

Everyone who is a decent programmer has nothing to worry about.

I believe that the reason dem politicians chase right winger votes so much is because they are desperate to get a dumber voting base. Think about it? Smart, educated people will have questions and will challenge authority readily. Dems probably hate that and want to not be held to account.

wow

Hey, question for you. Did you also call out the WSJ for sullying your profession by running the "transgender ideology bullets" story based on no evidence, or are posts like this exclusively for defending heinous nazis with a murder fetish?

The far right is very violent and very scary, but it doesn't rule my mind and you shouldn't let it rule yours.

On holding multiple truths: Miller says the administration will use Kirk's death to dismantle leftist orgs, and people are being targeted professionally. The people who said this would be used against folks were right. AND there were also already plans to dismantle leftist orgs (see Project Esther).

📌Don’t kid yourself: Brian Kilmeade said out loud what every Republican thinks when he called for the killing of the homeless.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Holy shit they actually said it

Gonna write some brief troll mitigation tips for you all because like any successful, happy woman on the internet, i’ve had ‘em Tips break down into two main areas: 1. Defensive tactics: how not to make it easy for them 2. Offensive tactics: fuck ‘em up 🧵:

I can't stress enough that this is how is exactly how genocides are incited. They always use language to couch it in self defense to justify violence against their targets.

If the person who killed Charlie Kirk was a conservative, there can be no mercy for that species any longer. We've already tolerated far too much from those creatures.

The rush to paint the assassin as trans is absolutely nothing new, for years now, every time there was a mass shooting, there'd be people on social media circulating pictures of trans women and every time we'd worry if it would be us next. I don't think most people realize that, but this is spot on:

Remember how scary it was for the 36 hours where it felt like the Right could explode into violence as a repercussion of an assassination? That's what our trans brothers & sisters feel like every fucking day We have to protect them at all costs. They are our line in the sand; not a bargaining chip.

"Our site has less features as the competitor it was based upon, and we had like one thing going for us until we could catch up, but we said fuck that and masked off far sooner than we would have liked to. Fuck you. Suckers." That about summarize it?

People tell me debate doesn't change minds Wrong I stand corrected on my point and concede

Accurate post is accurate