Trump: *the most incoherent, rambling, cuckoo bird wall of text you've ever read* A bunch of replies: "Someone else must have written this" What is this impulse?

The Senate passed the Voting Rights Act renewal in 2006 by a vote of 98-0. The Supreme Court majority gutted it on the grounds that the Justices personally dislike the impact.

Uno is a game where having all the cards means you lost the game

Cesar Sayoc, a Trump super fan & obsessive Fox viewer, sent pipe bombs in 2018 to Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, & many other top Dems. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison. In the wake of the attacks, Trump said about his rhetoric: "Tone down, no. Could tone up."

Stop trying to be president, son, and start trying to be PRESENT for your SON

Platonic ideal of the “questions answered by my shirt” joke

Do think it’s notable here that the pool report—the journalists not attending the event, but actually covering it—was the correct one

“the left sounds like qanon on this” oh you mean the people in charge of everything that won all the elections in 2024? the people that believe the craziest shit youve ever heard and all that happened was they were constantly rewarded for it with money and celebrity and power and influence?

The question is not whether Democrats should "embrace Hasan Piker", it's whether they should appear on his show The answer is, obviously yes If asked whether they endorse his views they should just say no, they went on his show with their own views and tried to persuade him to endorse theirs

woke 2 is a shitpost. woke 2 is a meme. no one can say what woke 2 is. and yet woke 2 is here, growing every day would you like to know more? www.liberalcurrents.com/what-is-woke...

GOP always cries unfair when they lose a fight they picked

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

Woman who made an entire grievance career over sharing fifth place in a swim meet says she does not easily get her feelings hurt lmao

"It wasn't a depiction, it was me." I was really there, I can shoot healing balls of light from my hands, I just choose not to. That man is alive and well today thanks to me.

C'mon Jesus we got posting to do

jd vance negotiating with Iran

I still want to know what the bribe he was bragging about last week was

These are orders given "under a black flag," and US military personnel should refuse to carry them out.

Pokemon Adults are in the same category as Disney Adults

This is the bus they're throwing me under if anyone cares

Protests too small: No one wants to protest anymore, I guess you never really cared Protests too big: This is silly, what do you all think you're accomplishing Protests just right: I stapled teabags to my hat and cried because Obama wanted to give people cell phones

Bluesky leftists and turbolibs setting aside their differences

I've resisted forming any kind of attachment to any potential candidate this early but he might be breaking through a little bit

So, the easiest way to achieve the main goal of the war would have been not to start the war

It's bad when Zionists do it and it's bad when Palestinian nationalists do it. It's bad when anyone does it. And we need to get way, way less tolerant of this shit. Human beings have rights because they're goddamn human beings.

We need to call this what it is: a crime against humanity

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

half my timeline is just people smarter than I am posting "dawg" "chat is this good" "woof" and/or horrifying graphs

Look, it’s not like they forgot about filling the SPR and then launched a war of choice next to a major shipping lane for oil. Or, I guess, that is mostly what happened

This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem

I don’t want to share the video because it’s pretty graphic, but apparently we’re at the ‘Republican Senator breaks the arm of a Marine IN FULL DRESS because that marine was protesting the Republicans starting a war of choice with Iran’ stage of things.

Sorry your loved one was killed by a squirter.

"Operation Epic Fury"?

Functionally, I will vote blue no matter who Spiritually, I will never vote for Gavin Newsom

h/t @colinmacpherson.bsky.social

Trump illegally jacked up costs on the American people. The Payback Act says: run us our money back.

Anyway, in both of these cases, they're implying that "I'm not sure it's worth fighting further restrictions on [immigration/trans rights] right now" is equivalent to "I'm not sure it's worth lifting existing restrictions on gay rights right now" Which is just not true

$175 BILLION in illegally collected taxes. Has a nice ring to it when you say it. Trump collected 175 billion in illegally collected taxes. The world is subject to gravity. Words mean things.

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

I thought Aaron was making a rhetorical flourish, but that's LITERALLY what he says

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

i think this is dead on re: the first. Woke 2 needs to lean in heavy on "he a little confused but he got the spirit"

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.