The beginning of this sentence has sent me up a height

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Post a movie where you're from. If it means where I was born and grew up then this one. If it means where I'm from now, then it's the one in the below quote

Posting Twitter screenshots on here is bad enough, but *Grok*? Honestly, come on. He wants you to use it, so don't. Not even in the interests of irony.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: M&S' £12 "BIG TIN" of chocolates is exactly how you remember Quality Street was as a child, i.e. it's actually a big fucking tin full to the brim of chocolate and not a half-filled plastic tub of sadness

So upset. I know I shouldn't be but still. Was supposed to have an follow-up appointment at the breast clinic tomorrow to discuss treatment options, but they've just rang to say that the oncologist is off sick with covid so they've moved my appontment to 3 weeks time. Hashtag oversharing

McDonalds, uni, teaching, temping, masters, move across country, job i have now All intertwined with chaos and bad choices. And a couple of extremely good ones.

Please enjoy this pic of my cat with her favourite toy

Friend just sent me this pic of Birtley high st

View out of my bedroom, and my back garden

Had pork for dinner this evening

Those windmill has been a part of my life for longer than I care to remember. Spent a lot of my teen years getting drink with the other goths n moshers n greebos. Got a telling off by the fire service cos we lit a fire there one November Friday night in 1994

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Cauld

Getting ads for Etam on Instagram. Etam! Pretty sure they disappeared from the UK round about the time C&A did.

Naw, make it a Jim'll Fix It badge.

Late night, last minute call for BINS Green bin if you live round NE6.

Can't believe the BBC edited the president's emails to make him look like a massive greasy nonce.

Slow cooker arrived. Washed. Tomorrow is the day of First Casserole. Reading the instructions, because I'm obedient. One question: I thought leaving it unattended was the whole point? There's covering your back legally, and there's being idiotic. Or both.

Someone at work has just called me a "mogging baddie" and I don't know what it means, and I don't know how i feel about it, and I feel so old

My spotify thinks that Pendulum are similar to The Unthanks. Yeah, exactly the same genre. I do like both but only one is office friendly

Good morning to the democratic socialist republic of Manhattan

Me when hiding Christmas presents from the boy and he sees something in the loft and I have to think on my feet when he asks what it is

Decided to download this. Just a stone. Looking at the stars.

Actually I now *like* Simon Bates

I'm taking the hobbits to Isengard, apparently.

Anyway, I finished them last night. Plus bonus icing thingy for cake I'm making later

Given up on carving the last one for now. His mouth wasn't going the way I wanted it to go

[automatic door doesnt open] ah so the robot uprising has begun

I don't know about Hallowe'en but I want to read that last article.

Next door is full of respect

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

The Discover tab on here is so much more pleasant than the For You tab in the bad place. Im happy, and here's a pic of my cat

So my daughter is back from Cambridge just for Sunday lunch. She wants a proper roast dinner with roast spuds and Yorkshires. Takes a bit of work on the timing but no problem, we will have a lovely chill time. I thought. /1

Heating's on. A warm Pi is a happy Pi.

Does anyone else feel a tiny bit sad reading this headline?

Slowly decorating for goth Christmas

Having an absolute mare of a day. Went to my uncle's funeral yesterday and fucked my shoulder pall-bearing. Took some tramadol for the pain last night, and tramadol makes you stay awake, and being at work with no sleep at my age is not fun at all.

Jesus suffering fuck

Drop an old person you're going to turn into

Update: Pilot finally got in her new bed. Admittedly, we had to add her scabby old blanket as well.

Heat

Bought The Cat a new bed. She's terrified of it. But a random cardboard box coming into the house, and she's all over it

Today I am mostly thinking about the popular inter-war literary genre 'animal stories written by fascists'. Join me.