GUYS I’VE LOST 15 POUNDS SINCE SEPTEMBER

ohhh don’t mind me just spending my friday morning getting an ekg and labs done ✔️

I'm like if an old man was a middle aged woman

good morning it’s freak nasty friday

Eeyore just called and said we can’t hang out anymore cuz I’m too depressing.

good morning my loves i hope you all have a beautiful friday ♡

Good night, moon. 🌙

love when i see a small pile of leaves blowing in a circle. sum magical is occurring over there

As a human, I'm offended by dehumanising

guys i wrote all of those high as shit and my knowledge level is so elementary. i put thought into each one using what i *do* know but i am in no way shape or form an astrologer. this was a silly little fun something to keep me busy tonight and if i was way off on your assessment, my bad 🫶🏻

it’s my turn now idc if your astrology knowledge is surface level, tell me what you instinctively think ♡ aries sun scorpio moon virgo rising

also, if you don’t like what i said about y’all’s big three…

drop your big three i’ll go first: • aries sun • scorpio moon • virgo rising if you don’t know yours, go here:

what

easy. toes that are too long so i can swing from trees like a monkey 🐒

your girls high af and stuck in bed ask me literally anything

freak in the sheets (microsoft excel)

the way we’re all adults signing onto an app to play pretend like we did as kids with our toys, except the toys are other people and we’re pretending we’re on our way to each others houses

i don’t even have a body

oh yeah there she is she’s kicked in

the girls, gays, theys, queers and everyone that feels unseen, unloved and unappreciated - let me just say you are enough, you are seen, loved and appreciated. 🌈 keep being you, because why would you wanna be someone else when you're so fucking amazing. 🖤

if this oxy doesn’t kick in soon i’m going to start crying omfg

these kidney stones are trying to kill me

Goodnight 🌙 💤

the Full Supermoon rising over a corner of the Superstition Mountains Wednesday night🌕⛰️

just know when i read ur posts im kicking my feet and giggling

(clocks out for the night)

gonna start leaving “🔍” on your posts that make it to my discover page

if you people could stop following me just to unfollow me the moment i follow you back that would be great

i’m luckiest frog in all the land

bitches 🐶ain’t shit and they ain’t saying nothing 🤫🤐 a hundred motherfuckers cant ❌ tell me nothing 🙅🏽‍♀️

The moon is ✨I N C R E D I B L E. ✨

my husband has the cutest, most infectious laugh be still my beating vagina i love him so much

me, judging people who judge people

panties pinching the puss gawddamn

Tokyo🎞️

i’m going to be honest, i don’t know what the fuck some of y’all are talking about

doesnt understand ur post smashes like

someone bully me so i feel better

“are you okay?” yeah i’m fine why do you ask?

doing great over here guys just absolutely thriving

drop your sad girl music 🎧

the joy i feel when someone remembers a tiny detail about me is unmatched