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ugh

I think no matter what you do there are some people who are always going to assume the worst in you and you can't lean into it, you just gotta keep doing what you're doing and let them believe whatever they believe

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i am over being in pain and would very much enjoy being able to empty my bladder without my kidney becoming inflamed to the point that it brings me to tears. this is day 24 and i am ✨losing it✨ i mean passing a kidney stone is excruciating but i would take that over this any day

begging my jaw to unclench itself, if even for just an hour. free me from this tension prison!

We may not always get social cues but damn we see patterns from a mile away.

i notice everything and i absolutely hate it. i wish to be blissfully unaware of the way people move so i don’t have to feel weird or pretend i don’t notice the change while i wait for them to grow the balls to communicate. too many people underestimate the autistic power of pattern recognition.

if lorelai gilmore has no haters i am dead

Swim with me in a sky of colors and light

someone make my body stop being a lil bitch

i’ve yet to meet any person who isn’t a hypocrite in one way or another and i think that’s an incredibly important thing everyone should remember when climbing up on their high horse

begging the smooth move gods to bless me on this twenty seventh day of december

how i’m walking out of twenty-twenty five

wandering the halls of late night bluesky with all the other freaks

Every morning since I was 3 years old

2:30am isn’t too late to drink some sleepy time, is it? i could use the extra help and i mean, it’s not like i have kids to worry about or work to get up for. i can sleep until noon if i need to… it’s decided. i’m gonna do it and you can’t stop me!

being insane online my favorite pastime

i can’t sleep and i’m not being very brave about it

THEY LIVE (1988)

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they should invent a depression that doesn't show up when i have shit to do

if you could remove one movie from your memory to watch it for the first time again, what movie would you choose?

trying not to internalize other people’s actions like it’s an extreme sport

person: *screaming* me: thats a good point

nobody is allowed to annoy me in 2026

OMFG HE BOUGHT ME THE @pantspants.bsky.social BOOK I’M GONNA DIE if anyone needs me i’ll be lost in the genius that is josh mecouch’s work for the rest of the evening

I just remind myself that getting older brings me closer to the sweet release of death and then I feel much better.

brennan lee mulligan:

i like yelling in conversations that don’t call for it. it’s fun and makes me feel like i’m in a sitcom

~taps microphone, clears throat~ WOMEN

@mrsuccupuss.bsky.social COME HOME WHAT THE FUCK

i love flexing my ass to crack my lower back

cognitive dissonance is a bitch and she’s out here whooping some of y’all’s asses

i plan on being gross and sappy on nye so get prepared for a long-winded love letter to you all

this but for dragons apparently

hey so.. women don’t owe you shit. no, not even a reply to your message. let’s get that straight first. second, go to therapy.

i’m such a slut for hot humans

i’ve identified as bisexual for a long time now but over the past couple years it’s become increasingly clear to me that i’m actually pan cause gender plays absolutely no role in my horniness

Thank you for the kind words, i never learned how to accept them so I'll just smile awkwardly instead.

can’t believe i’m not actually a frog smoking a cigarette in my husbands front shirt pocket. dog i hate being a human this is such bullshit.

cognitive dissonance is a bitch and she’s out here whooping some of y’all’s asses

I need to be meaner to people who get weird with me online lol

this is me rn if you even care