apparently transgirl praxis is knowing Robert's Rules of Order (from serving on a city commission) so now the PTA is drafting me to be parliamentarian? I guess my whole thing of "Sparkling Normie She/Her Dad" really is working.

Fuuuuuuck, the ending of Dead Hand Rule. FUCK! Holy shit! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa now I have to wait for the sequel, this is absurd.

@catvalente.bsky.social Did you at some point write a thing, maybe around 2020, about the screaming rage of a thousand suns we variously contain but as women are not allowed to express, as opposed to men who get to peacock their emotions?

“its a good store! and i go to alice lynn at the galleria, too.” “is that where you get the ‘wealthy wives club’ half of your wardrobe?” “you named it?!” “the other half is ‘i dont care if my kid pukes on this.’” “dont you dare denigrate the baby hazmat collection, its worth its weight in gold!”

“i mean, theyre pretty self explanatory: everyone wants women to have babies, but they think if we know the reality of motherhood we’ll run screaming so they, uh… lie to our faces until we learn the downsides the hard way, then they reveal they didnt tell us about them on purpose.”

the kid looked her in the eye for a moment, then declared “youre sad” and scurried back behind his mother—whose lips were now pressed together, desperately suppressing a laugh. the ex-mistress couldnt believe it. she’d been dunked on by a child who couldnt even say apple sauce properly.

I swear to fuck, Max Gladstone's writing gets queerer with every book AND THAT'S REALLY SAYING SOMETHING.

> “What a man may, when a God of his acquaintance has been ensnared. I turned myself to theology. What a God has said is so must be so—but context or reservation may have been implied. @maxgladstone.bsky.social I can't believe you made Temoc this relatable, this could be Talmud. *chef kiss*

This is still the only book I've written a fan poem for. It's about toilets but also not really, and you can read it here: marvelish.me/manifesto-in... I need book 2, @aaronsofaer.bsky.social

Queerly beloved, I have a decade+ of experience in network systems administration and cybersecurity and will move anywhere it's safe for a trans woman to live. If you know of any openings, please pass 'em on

For the Turkey Fryers in this season of fried turkey.

Boom De Yada! www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f...

Alright time to go do dishes, shower, go to sleep, that kind of shit. I regret having logged on to this fucking hellsite and should probably do more than just uninstall bsky from my phone, I should de-auth until I've finished editing Book Two of Q&S.

This is a fantastic series of posts about subsistence farming and why your ancestors will rise from the grave and smack you if you return to it after they got out.

what the fuck is wrong with men.

It's not that complicated. DSA sucks shit almost as much as PSL. Go join someone real.

Behold: Praxis!

I have made a terrible mistake (I am cooking without a skirt, so there's no swoosh)

Fifteen years old, this is an act of violence by the inexorable passage of time. But yeah! MARDEK was pretty much at the apex of Kongregate era flash RPGs and this definitely has my attention.

“the technological society is associated with lesbianism” i am always saying this

31. the kosher restaurants we need are: 1. kosher indian food. long vegetarian tradition this one shouldnt be hard. 2. kosher caribbean food. i would do unspeakable things chas veshalom for a good kosher haitian place

6. we need to have a full ashkenazi revival movement in architecture. im not big on diasporist neo-bundist kitsch but i think it would be cool if we started making those elaborate carved torah arks and doors again, and if we started painting synagogue walls and ceilings with those wonderful murals

1 like, one niche Jewish opinion

This is literally what happened to my bsky experience and is why I basically never log on anymore.

me when I joined bsky: “oh boy I can’t wait to hang out with all the cool transgender shitposters and say unhinged shit on main me now: “here’s why saying ‘Mamdani is bought by AIPAC zios’ is antisemitic: 1/20”

As I just said on discord, I am capable of greatly enjoying the chaos that MTG is about to cause to her own party on her opportunistic swan dive from this sinking ship without ever handing it to the lady who either legitimately believes in or cynically endorses the concept of Jewish Space Lasers.

Vogue announced a "transition" in which Teen Vogue will be folded into its parent publication but "keep its unique editorial identity and mission.” That’s Condé Nast-ese for "we’re laying off nearly the entire team and stripping the publication for parts.” talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/what-we...

A collar that trains you, not with shocks, but with compliments. Mistress: "Sit!" Puppygirl: "Make me." Collar: "OMG, your writing is so good! That last story was fantastic. Will you—" Puppygirl: *frantically sits*

THEY GAVE LINA KAHN A MUNICIPAL GUNDAM

Last thing I'll post tonight: Bolts Mag is the best election coverage out there, bar none. They are some of the best *news* out there. They deserve a follow. Good night and may the God I wish existed bless America.

From Maine to Georgia to California. Thank you to all the libs and lefties and neocons (??) on my skyline being a bunch of feral ewoks. Remember: block anyone who talks shit about tonight's results or the ENORMOUS amount of work that went into it. Let's win again. Again, Again, And Ever Again.

Eventually, the shopkeeper asks him what he's looking for. "Comrade, I'm just checking the obituary." "The obituary isn't on the front page." "Oh, the one I'm looking for will be." /END

May tonight mark the beginning of the end of every political dynasty that made life harder, nights darker, and the world more violent.

meanwhile the Democratic Party is just going "obviously trans rights are human rights, why are you being so weird about this" and crushing the transphobes from school board up to the gubernatorial races. THIS IS HOW WE WIN.

big strong men, with tears in their eyes, they come up to me and they say “tech billionaires are fucking bitches who are gonna lose”

Where does Mikie Sherrill go to get her apology from everyone on this app who said she was running a shit campaign and was gonna either blow it or barely win

virginia democrats winning the three big offices with a cia agent, an indian muslim immigrant, and a black lawyer who loves committing terms of service violations is real 2025 democratic party moment

every kristol-adjacent convert is essentially in the mood that their former party is an affront to god and that they need to damn it to hell

I want you to think about the worst person you know and how miserable they are and use that as motivation to keep going we are going to win

When they go low we go in at Angels 10 & 525 KiAS.

JT, I have the perfect solution to their conundrum! get this, by portalling characters from our world into a fantasy world, you can— —what do you mean, of course I spent hours and hours crunching through linguistics anyway, what kind of AuDHD trans girl web serialist am I?

THEY DO NOT BREAK US THEY BREAK UPON US

with regards to Dick Cheney riding a late-life redemption arc into Hell while making eye contact with Satan and mouthing "make sure he knows it was me", I think it's important to remember that Catherine Foundling would, in fact, have walked it off, bloody but smiling, silhouetted by goblinfire.

Zohran is cool and awesome and I’m thrilled for him and all of us but at my core this is who I am: the Jewish guy who shows up to be a world class hater in support of his friend

Like a small boat on the ocean, sending big waves into motion Like how a single word can make a heart open I might only have one match, but I can make an explosion. And all those things I didn't say, wrecking balls inside my brain I will scream them loud tonight CAN YOU HEAR MY VOICE THIS TIME?

Prop 50 called *immediately,* lmao, it's official, clean sweep