"This is really about to suck for you." - the barbarian to the bone knight #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

"A bone knight, huh? It's going to be -delicious-." - the bone-eating barbarian #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

"I can aura too, bitches!" - the GM #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

"We must end this paladin-on-paladin violence!" - the bard #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

"The only war in here is the one you're currently starting, sir." - the paladin #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

"We're cantrippin'." - the bard #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

"When the GM hunts for that many dice, you know it's going to be a problem." - the paladin #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

"The room fills with lightning, but your dex save was high enough to miss you." - the GM "I'm doing that Matrix thing where I'm dodging each individual arc in slow motion." - the barbarian #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

"I'm looking for robo-donuts." - the bard #QuotesFromTheTable #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

Night Hunter by Vitali Skvorkin

happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

Hi, expert on far-right extremism here, a history of domestic violence and misogyny is one of the strongest predictive variables for violent extremism, especially on the right. We've been raising the alarm on this for DECADES but no one cares.

a couple weeks ago somebody was like "I've followed you for two years and only just realized you have a book out!" which like, this is why authors can't really realistically sell their books on their own via social media haha. I post about it ALL THE TIME! so anyway here's my book again

Portrait, or at least a photo study of my adopted cat, Opal. Partly done to send to her old owner as a thankyou.

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

Triangle Uni?

Get your wings and explore the Vibrant Sky solo RPF www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...

Every time there's a gust of wind there are flower petals floating off these trees. It makes me feel like an anime character

The last 10 years in a nutshell: Nazi: I’m a Nazi! Media: Outspoken Man Touts Unconventional Ideas Nazi: No, I’m just a Nazi. Media: Meet the Dapper White Nationalist Who— Nazi: No, seriously! I’m quoting Mein Kampf! I love Hitler! Media: Why Both Sides Have an Extremist Problem.

I couldn't get a picture but I saw a kid's drawing in chalk on a driveway that was a picture of a closed fist and the words "Bye Tommy tough knuckles". I have no idea what this was supposed to mean but I can't stop picturing a Dick Tracy style mobster called Tommy Toughknuckles

Hi #ttrpg folks! What's cool this #selfpromosaturday? Post those links, Interact with each other, No AI. #dnd #DMsGuild

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

Pride month is coming up and I cannot tell you enough, cis people, that the best thing you can do right now is stand up for trans people financially, publicly, and in any way you can think of so this witch hunt ends, once again, with bigots on the wrong side of history.

This is Eddie. He has been waving for over a decade and has gotten pretty good. Can even do it with both paws. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: the_adorable_eddie)

Fall of the Rebel Angels, carved from a single piece of marble in 1740 by Italian sculptor Agostino Fasolato. gallerieditalia.com/en/vicenza/e...

"Biggus" - my oil painting

Uni is approaching! :3

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

🥹 www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjNp...

The front lawn of the White House looks like Universal's new Fascism Themepark.

Welcome to the #HWCafe this beautiful hot, sunny Saturday. We hope you like ice cream? We have a tasty selection of Cafe classics, with special selections from Mr Spikey, Grandma and Nurse Holly. Whose ice creams will be most popular? We hope you enjoy them. 1/2 #Hedgewatch

Not a single thought to be found anywhere.

Lola went too hard last night

Time Machine Conversation xkcd.com/3251/

You will not believe where this goes, starts like a YouTuber Nathan For You helping a family get stolen Legos back hilariously fighting against corporate evil then explodes into a full blown season of Reacher exposing collusion between corrupt local cops & thug businessmen in cults & it’s all real.

This is just the first mockup but I decided to make myself a tshirt so people will stop fucking talking to me about how much they love AI

Sure, everyone says that they like people who can play guitar, but true love is someone who will listen to you practice

My homeland is leading the world right now.

AH BLISS

I genuinely feel sick. A company reached out to me on IG, linking me to an AI version of myself. You can even ask "me" questions. They are also advertising it using an AI photo of me. They told me if I like it, they will give me free access... to my own fucking content that they stole. /1

I wrote queer NPCs for it too lol suck it dudbro

Robot Pirates 🤖🏴‍☠️ Tesseract Seas 🧊🌊 Moving Tunnels 📦🚇 and Psychic Horrors 🔮👾 are coming soon to #LevelUp #A5E and #DnD! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

i had a dream I was trying to clean up and they had this grey soap and it wasn't soaping up the water and someone told me there was a code or something on it and you had to scan it and activate it through a webpage before it would soap up and I was raging about how fucking stupid that was

In a world so full of hate the most defiant thing you can do is spread love.

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

eating crispies sippin juice

If you’re going to hobnail the shoe, then bloody hobnail the shoe, that’s what I say. 1st/2nd C AD, @vindolandatrust.bsky.social #FindsFriday

The 'panic' around Lia Thomas was about creating a target people could point at while demanding exclusion. So much of what people “know” about Lia comes from manufactured outrage and years of misinformation repeated without context. We commissioned this comic to break down the actual story. 1/2

Hi, I’m fannd and this is my world

Oh hey, I moved. Neato.