Please make Ryan happy, do it for me

So many Zohran babies about to be conceived

@randall.gobirds.online promised friends I wouldn’t complain the rest of the game if we threw once from under center so deleted my post lol go birds

Just run out of shotgun. If you never throw under center then you need to run from shotgun. Or god forbid play action. This isn’t complicated.

“Many people are saying” But seriously, I’m stoked people like hearing us talk movies too. Sometimes I need a break from discussing gooning and the end of the world.

As someone who’s already a professional podcaster, this is humiliating to type, but today I became a streamer. @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social and I discuss Kirk fall out and if the admin pushed too far. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ay...

New pod shortly, time for little treat now.

Game thoughts 1. Dallas sucks 2. Can’t wait for Adoree to be replaced 3. We should throw to AJ more than once 4. Hurts still looked great 🤷‍♂️ 5. Not bad game calling for first timer on offense but stop running up the middle after the 7th stop. 6. I forgot what refs are like

I don’t know who I hate more Collinsworth or Adoree Jackson

So we are playing without our best defensive player and to even the playing field even more we’ve seemed to decide it’s illegal to throw to wide receivers 🤷‍♂️

Oh shit we run screens now

On one hand that’s unacceptable On the other hand hahahaha we spat on Dak But then again what a horrible way to start a season you can’t give away a game But then again again we just won the Super Bowl Yeah but this is a new season Uhhh Dallas sucks go birds

From a content perspective voting for Adam’s just makes sense.

“Hey ChatGPT, do I believe in free will?”

I'm a trans person. I'm a former Harry Potter fan. I'm also a childhood domestic abuse survivor ... and I'm a media professional who's paid too much attention to all this, through the years. In sum: I'm REALLY sensitive re: a lot of what they got into, here ... and I thought they did a great job.

This weeks @panicworld.com was the most personal story I’ve worked on in a decade. It seems to be resonating which is a pretty good and bad feeling. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

I think we managed to make a vile topic pretty funny

This is a perfect “oh that’s what people were freaking out about” episode.

When I started looking into this episode I thought the answer was no, but @magdalene.bsky.social and @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social convinced me otherwise. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

This week's episode with @junlper.beer is all about the "well meaning liberals" that are helping Project 2025 outlaw online pornography in the US. You can check out the full episode anywhere you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

I’ve been trying to produce a show on sex and the surveillance state for about 5 years. Luckily it never happened till the timing was right. @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social and @junlper.beer crush it. Funny, direct, no hedging. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

@jamesthefourth.bsky.social I just finished nice cannon and I’m half way through w0rldtr33 these are masterpieces. Strong commentary and terrifying but also funny. The line “you’re not a journalist you’re a podcaster” how dare you

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social and @atlasobscura.com’s Dylan Thuras give a very needed good time while exploring how Area 51 slowly broke down our shared reality podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

we recorded this early on as the show was still taking shape. This was the ep where I really started to wrap my head around how moral panics feed off of every day horror that’s terrible but boring or unexplainable. Big thanks to @agoldman.bsky.social, who recorded this w/ us on a brutally hot day.

@philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social post game thoughts 1. We waited all season to see them put it together, that was awesome 2. That’s the standard 3. First time I’ve been impressed by Moore’s offense repeat of that please 4. Jalen Carter is a monster 5. Rest up 6. BG please come back

Why has TikTok become the wicker man for all of social medias problems? @rachelgilmore.bsky.social and @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social try to figure out if it’s Osama bin Laden’s fault. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

@philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social post game thoughts 1. Hahaaaaah 2. Why does the defense need to do this at the end of the game so often 3. Play makers made huge plays when it counted 4. We open the game with play action and movement we dominate then we go away from it. Stop that.

His loss will be felt. This one hurts, y'all.

In heaven everything is fine, you got your good thing and I got mine

The Ballet Class (flipped, also from the @philamuseum), by Edgar Degas, 1880

@philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social post game thoughts 1. 😮‍💨 2. Lfg 3. Nolan Smith! 4. the entire defense! 5. Is AJ okay? 6. The offense needs to play at like 70% of their potential for us to have a chance 7. Happy for Q finally getting a pick 8. Love AJ celebrating Barkley after the slide

one of my favorite podcast eps i've ever been on. by the end of it i felt like i had actually processed what the fuck i've been staring at online for the last like 10 years. highly recommend!

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social and @cwarzel.bsky.social come to terms with all the ways Jan 6 was a success. Yesterday’s meta news only makes the thesis more clear. Anyways, somehow we all had a great time recording it 🤡🤡🤡 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

I’m working on the script for a future Panic World episode and like many eps inevitably JRE becomes a main character. And I just remembered when I worked for a very large media company and they told me I couldn’t make any jokes about Joe Rogan. That show basically flopped.

#eagles post game thoughts 1. Barkley!!!! 2. Thank god we will talk about going for the record instead of qb controversy chat to fill time 3. Awesome of Nick to call the time out so 26 can have his moment 4. BS of Nick to not let 26 run more to end the game 5. Good job back ups

@xantar.bsky.social we were arguing about Nick yesterday, just want you to know I absolutely love him calling the time out so Barkley can have his moment. I’m not having the argument again but I really think he’s an excellent coach generally

#eagles post game thoughts 1. Annoying 2. Kick off return is a problem, Wash started at half field all game 3. The only thing more annoying than the refs were the announcers and usually I love Olsen 4. I don’t appreciate the Falcons flashbacks 5. Elliot is a real issue 6. Heal up 7. Yuck

"I don't know John, Kenny 2 gloves came out slinging Jalen missed AJ twice, Kenny and AJ are in sync. I know Jalen won ten in a row but that was luck. The eagles need a backup qb for the playoffs. Two quarterback league John. Howie is playing chess while these jackasses are playing checkers"

Have ideas for Panic World? My DMs are open! But first some notes… 1. Thank you 2. I’d love to know what stuff we mention on the show you want to know more about 3. I’d extra love to hear about niche controversies, think our Perfume Tok ep 4. No promises 5. Thank you

Think year end lists have gone too far? Try listing the top 10 panics of the year! @bumas.bsky.social does just that, @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social @katienotopoulos.bsky.social and @lukebailey.bsky.social pass judgement podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Yeah dude, thank you for the favor of passing well and playing almost a full game. Whatever gets you going but bro

Post game thoughts 1. Thank you BG this team thrives off drama, incredibly work 2. 11, 26 and the o line 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 please get right 3. Good to see Jake make it from 40 4. Carter was breaking up fights then lost his cool late, can’t happen in playoffs 5. Kenny G!!! @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social

Post game thoughts: 1. We could try slants to AJ and runs to Barkley in the 1st 2. Jalen is frustrating but makes big plays on cue. 3. We lose that game any other year. 4. @sportsradiowip.bsky.social is going to have a fun week, I’m already annoyed. 5. Jake Elliot is my only real concern.

I’m so thankful that my show where people get eaten like Turkeys exists and is getting another season

About 30 minutes into recording this I had no idea where the episode was going, and it ended up in a more interesting and more emotional place than what I outlined. This is one of my favorites.

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social and I discuss if maga hipster perfume influencers are worth canceling on a bonus Panic World podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Pretty good week for Panic World

I earnestly mean this, there’s something reassuring about looking at the reviews for your show and seeing someone complain about vocal cadence and another person calling it “woke garbage” nice to know some trains are always on time

He’s rapping about his past lives?! How is this so good when it should be so cringe