Daylight savings, day 3: Dragged ass all day. Ate dinner at 4pm. Finishing up emails and going to the gym at 6. In the pitch dark. I hate this shit.

Decided to make myself a tactical lunch today

In film or TV prior to 2015, it would be objectively funny if the United States sent a disabled person to do foreign diplomacy. In reality, we’ve gotta call a spade a spade. We have a functioning vegetable just saying shit and accepting crowns. Fuck you, Simple Jack.

We tried to pivot out of the coaching carousel SO MANY TIMES. But hey at least the lighting on my computer didn't vary between black hole and fiery inferno this time.

This is actually the agenda to my knowledge every time I’m on.

The last time the Panthers and the Hornets were over .500 was November 5-7, 2019. Hornets lost their next 4 to fall to 4-7, the Panthers lost their final 8 to finish 5-11. Dumb sports town.

Two emails from the SSA to go digital? 🤔 With the admin that’s already probably stolen and sold my online data? 🤔🤔 Nah I’m good fam, keep sending me mail.

Okay I actually just now saw the AI video the orange house posted this weekend on the news. While I’m obviously not shocked, it’s a shame our country is run by people making the same intellectual lift as me doing something on MS paint at seven years old. Disgusting.

when you’re definitely not trying to juice the stats of the morning show nobody watches

Hey UNC, Would be a real shame if you entered the job market with like the 16th-most attractive job available after having by far the best job available 10 months ago. Fucking morons.

Don’t tempt me with an 8-4 ass time

“He’s the Joey Chestnut of Indiana football” thank you, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

James Franklin firing discourse quickly took a turn

When you’re playing Spotify DJ and you hear “this is culturally inappropriate” coming out of a set break

Since suing the ACC for being too mid, Florida State is 1-10 in ACC play.

Gonna tell a story: in 2008 the ACC NEEDED Virginia Tech to be a solid Orange Bowl team. I think they penalized UNC 14 times that game, including a drive-saving PF where Tyrod Taylor spit on Quan Sturdivant and drew the flag on QS/UNC.

We’re still doing the Cash Jones thing, huh

Well, even on Patreon the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social never tells a joke. Quad box on mute so as to continue not hearing Brad and Gary wins again.

Any other baseball team gets eliminated from the postseason: Yankees get eliminated from postseason: HOW THEY FELL SHORT WILL THEY EVER WIN AGAIN AARON BOONE NEEDS TO INGEST CYANIDE WHAT WENT WRONG AARON JUDGE IS A CHOKER (calm down, engagement farmers, 28 other teams also fail to win each year)

Is the lady charging $30k for baby names single? She looks single. Tell her I said what’s up.

Someone make that Vladito dive a t-shirt

a sports film that acknowledges it was originally meant to be a toothless PR-friendly "doc" and actually documents the hard pivot to losing access and encountering hostility when reality took a turn would be the first good one of these

The one thing that might save this nation’s civil liberties is its oppressors’ lack of cardio

The feeling of finally deciding to unfollow someone who shows up in your timeline when they throw down a banger, but is clearly a volume shooter based on 6 months of them flooding your timeline, is still an incredible dopamine hit on this new weird twitter

Simpsons meme “this is the most fascist day of my life” “This is the most fascist day of your life so far” Hate it here

If you’re only “compelled” to go for two in the second overtime, what’s to stop you from kicking the extra point?

If the Giants beat the Chiefs tonight, I win the world’s shittiest NFL survivor pool ever. We forgot to start it in week 1, 6 of the 12 participants failed to log a pick in week 2, and 4 of the 6 participants picked the Falcons or Packers today. So….lets go Big Blue?

Miami is gonna lose this game because of Miami

Miami running out the half is the softest shit I’ve ever seen

@dpalm66.bsky.social can you confirm whether this is or is not a Columbia hat? Told a friend it goes hard then considered the source

Maybe Dabo could go somewhere else and exceed a program’s normal level. But…I think he’s just cooked. Hate to see it.

Just finished the mildly disturbing last 45 minutes of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and I’m in disbelief that Bobby Petrino was not once invoked

I usually go through the motions when I floss. Last night, I FLAWSED. Popped off some little hangers on, and my gums are feeling it today. Whew buddy.

Thought I was too young but I was like “huh that name is OH RIGHT WATERBOARDING”

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

At some point in the last 3-4 years I’ve done a complete 180 on Joe Buck and I’m pretty sure it has everything to do with how great he was in Brockmire.

Mike Bobo is a football genius because like fifteen years ago he was running a no-huddle offense that no one can stop and he said "cool" and then never did that again

Dropkick Delp!

I’ve been familiar with these people for 25 years, but I still insist that if you gave the Harbaugh brothers a name like Jones there’s no way I’d identify them as relatives

“Well Lanning seems like a psycho” with no lead time by @alexkirshner.com is the best moment in a lot of good podcasting I’ve consumed Previous skeets will confirm that I prefer the Lanning approach

Hey @espn.com maybe I shouldn’t have to log all the way out of your app from watching ESPN+ to watch a game you’re broadcasting on your regular network? How stupid is that

If cadence dictates my dogs poops, which it does, this is Georgia’s defensive line in 2021

Sim pressure is to announcers what RPO was 8 years ago

North Carolina has scored on an opening drive, who’s to say what happens next

Oof Billy punting from plus territory on and-4? Okayyyyyy

Dan Lanning is to actual grievance what Kirby Smart is to manufactured grievance