Ah, so birthright citizenship is okay if you're an Olympic medalist, apparently. www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...

Due to recent developments, it brings me no joy to report that at some point in the near future there’ll be a Ball State vs Sac State football game

elle no longer has to worry about keeping it cute for disney and is letting the choppa sing!

only invested $40,000 and feeling pretty smug about it right now tbh

As an Eagle Scout, let me say this is an opportunity for Scouting America to stop having a partnership with the U.S. Military.

Damn, just passed 8 inches of snow in Charlotte

WINTER SURVIVAL KIT UPDATE: - mid ankle socks over ankle socks to keep the higher ones fresher (as I only own 3 pairs) - looser Nike pants over more comfortable pants - jacket over hoodie 10 days into freezing and finally ready

Somehow, refreshing that the first sobering news of the day didn’t come directly from PedOTUS *keeps scrolling*

Two years ago, I was like “hey maybe move on from Mack Brown because he couldn’t win more than 8 games with a generational NFL QB” Last year, I was like “ooh hire the guy who’s built and exceeded expectations at lower levels” Congrats on the 2028 Natty, Florida.

Ole football autism ass Russell Wilson is gonna be such a bad interview after he’s been broken by some retread old white dude in charge of the Raiders

Curt Cignetti is all of us playing EA NCAA Football

if Bill Belichick had just let them pay him money to go on TV for one more year he could've gotten at least 3 of these jobs to fight over him and instead he is going to spend the next 11 months trying to squeeze 6 wins out of the largest collection of 3-star recruits ever assembled

Another day, another dementia

Shoutout to SVP to pre-empting the god question. Mendoza still gets his shout in. THEORY: Those creepy “he gets us” ads we used to be inundated by are paying some mad NIL. @foiaball.com is that searchable?

A friend just called Mendoza “a sincere Russell Wilson” and my god that’s the most accurate statement I’ve heard in 2026

Man I really underestimated how bad it’s gotta feel to get verbally abused through a bullhorn by someone with a Minnesota accent

lmao

updated in ACC play, Miami averaged 134 rushing yards per game and 3.9 yards per carry in the College Football Playoff, Miami is averaging 173 rushing yards per game and 4.5 yards per carry SEC programs would crumble to dust if they had to go to Palo Alto, Boston, and Winston-Salem

Mario’s security detail: That’s ASAC Hank Schrader, and go fuck yourself

I’m a “play to win” guy and also a “Mario Cristobal is -1 win per season against replacement coach in game management” guy, buuuuuutttttt They should definitely play for the FG and play OT in condensed space.

I have some bad news

OH YEAH BABY GIVE ME MORE WOUNDED DUCKS

Oh hell yeah, Carson Beck Wounded Duck PI Offense ™️

what the fuck are these calls?

Funny to me that Miami’s receivers break off their short routes because they know Beck isn’t leading them to grass.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

And Charlotte. And Raleigh. And Detroit. And San Francisco. Get the fuck out of our country, you goddamn traitors.

"We don't have to live like this," he sighed while restarting his computer because there was a little bit of lag in his wireless mouse.

Don’t forget the treason for the season!

He legit just pardoned the president of Honduras for drug trafficking but now Maduro is going to stand trial for “narco terrorism.” This all makes a lot of sense and definitely isn’t about oil.

If only they had a classification for “likely to play”

Beating a dead horse, but my god the ESPN commentator discourse. Teams with byes are 0-6, sure. Last year: Texas: favored over ASU Penn St.: favored over Boise Ohio St.: favored over UO Notre Dame: playing a first time starter at QB for GA. This year: Miami over tOSU is the first legit upset.

First thing pulled left between Ohio and Miami in a good long while

Skill issue of the highest order. My skyline has people talking about sports constantly, every sport you can imagine. I got multiple darts people. I got a fuckin dog sledding person, and not just for the Iditarod. Skill issue.

Bump

I’ve paid attention to maybe 15 to 20 minutes of this Iowa Vanderbilt game and I think Roy Philpot has recited the same “both teams want to be here, Iowa has 27 seniors who didn’t opt out“ line about seven times

If I kept a set of power ratings, I’d manually adjust any team who did the unison arm swings in kickoff down by at least a field goal.

lol you could see it bounce in real time

🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵

C.J. Daniels has been the block to spring like 6 chunk runs today. Impressive for anyone, unbelievable as a receiver.

Miami winning despite Carson Beck getting paid roughly $50k per passing yard would be funny to me.

Touchdown Boomer, 50 Cent pettiness remains undefeated this month

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Great read as always from my man @albhood.bsky.social Scared money don't make money, and dumb money don't make smart decisions.

I was in absolute lockstep with @jasonkirk.fyi that Notre Dame should’ve gotten in over Bama, but watching ND’s weeklong tantrum and the whole ass CFB nation responding pointing and laughing at their hypocrisy has been an absolute joy.

The first time in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social history that @edsbs.bsky.social got beaten to an idea.

“That’s the guy who’ll shiv you versus the guy that’ll crush your skull, right?” - the second date I went on articulating the difference between Jonas Valanciunas and Nikola Jokic Guys we might have a real one

2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true 2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!

All I see is -3