lol you could see it bounce in real time

🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵

C.J. Daniels has been the block to spring like 6 chunk runs today. Impressive for anyone, unbelievable as a receiver.

Miami winning despite Carson Beck getting paid roughly $50k per passing yard would be funny to me.

Touchdown Boomer, 50 Cent pettiness remains undefeated this month

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Great read as always from my man @albhood.bsky.social Scared money don't make money, and dumb money don't make smart decisions.

I was in absolute lockstep with @jasonkirk.fyi that Notre Dame should’ve gotten in over Bama, but watching ND’s weeklong tantrum and the whole ass CFB nation responding pointing and laughing at their hypocrisy has been an absolute joy.

The first time in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social history that @edsbs.bsky.social got beaten to an idea.

“That’s the guy who’ll shiv you versus the guy that’ll crush your skull, right?” - the second date I went on articulating the difference between Jonas Valanciunas and Nikola Jokic Guys we might have a real one

2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true 2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!

All I see is -3

It doesn’t matter at all, but fuck right off giving Ohio State the 2 seed

“Duke” and “Bull City” (which is on their helmets) is quite literally the best oxymoron of the weekend

Was out here appreciating Curt Cignetti and apparently Duke fucked up somehow

Spot the difference between Chris “The Bear” Felicia and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys I can’t

Alabama deep in their bullshit bucket to get to *checks score* double digits

Cash Jones’ usage rate (when on the field): 100% Cash Jones’ success rate: 0%

Thank you @itsfelder.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for the hour of UNC football therapy

Unironically my favorite SEC hire this cycle if it happens

All of the Chick Fil A testimonial ads are awful, but my god does the new one where the dad, presumably a fully-formed adult, describes their macaroni and cheese as “ooey gooey” Use your developed frontal lobe and real words, my guy.

Hashtag let JMU in over the ACC champion

With great turkey responsibility comes stealth 10am beers

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Wow! Who knew eating disco turkey could absolutely destroy the mind?! Our mascot Boogie is out there letting people know not to eat turkey tomorrow, just to be safe #ostentationnation @milbpromos.bsky.social

At the behest of @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and with my mother’s surprisingly effusive blessing, some form of Cajun style rice has been approved for the Wednesday night pre-Thanksgiving dinner. I’m not a good photo taker, but I’m open to notes.

Good Christ the 49ers are on the take and the Panthers are like “nah don’t look at us” Before I could post that Purdy threw another pick

How are you gonna throw a pick on first and goal from the 1 man

I thought I had a call when the feed cut out during the discotech rocky top, realizing I didn’t have a call I thought it broke my phone. That was cursed @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Haynes King is volunteering for hits this week that he will not be so sure about next week

In retrospect… Woulda been way funnier if Nebraska visited Penn State without Rhule signed to an extension

Utah K State, palette cleanser of the century

Every team in the SEC should get Arkansas the week after playing Georgia to allow their quarterback to regain his composure.

Briefly considered that UNC could theoretically become bowl-eligible (curse of the century right there) but it did cause me to consider: Would we rather see a @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social bath for Dabo or Belichick?

Caleb Wilson is your favorite Carolina basketball player since ________ I think my honest answer is Kendall Marshall, and he’s 34 years old.

Damn, government got ICE to Asheville before they got hurricane relief there.

Oh no, Shedeur discourse.

Todd Monken is such a dick lol

When Hill went down, Georgia ran the play clock down to 15 just hanging out in the huddle. 15 is when the helmet comms go off. Hill was the green dot. That was just mean. First down, touchdown, game.

Hate sports betting, but Bobo is on the - run 15 plays - have a white guy make 3.5+ touches - draw + 2.5 penalties - don’t score Parlay

Shocked Texas isn’t going for 2, because my god a lot of things had to go right for them to get into the endzone.

I’m led to believe that Cash Jones is the epitome of a third down running back because that’s his literal role. But the lack of pass blocking, pass catching, or elusiveness makes me question that.

I think the primary beef with Bobo, from Georgia fans, this year at least is: Goddamn do we make it look hard when it could be easy.

Somehow missed this watching games that mattered pre-SEC season, but I just learned that Gunner Stockton is spelled like the “unidentified male in a shooting” noun and not in the Nordic spelling, yeah he’s the most Georgia quarterback

It’s almost like Belichick told Gio Lopez quarterback scramble yards were gauche on the first day of camp, and then mailed him a card stock poster, Ray-Ban meta glasses, and a coffee mug that all had GAUCHE in thriller font before the second day of camp.

DOUBLE REVERSE SCREEN FROM LOUISVILLE

Politicians are known for gaslighting. I’m never shocked when they do it. I’m only shocked that the quality of gaslighting is this bad. It is like Scott’s toilet paper quality. Sam Jones BBQ cornbread. Gas station sushi may be better quality.

If you see me today after 2 hours of straight trash sleep, no you didn’t

Was 77 yesterday, currently snowing. Go home, weather, you’re drunk.

At my best friends post wedding bachelor party and all I’ve learned thus far is that I have an absolutely photographic memory of the 2008 UNC football season