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Turns out, 6 months was optimistic

Boosting again To recap! Charlie Kirk Death caused Mom to spiral about end times Russia being Russia is scary to her = end times World is against Israel = End times I am closeted transfem otherkin and need help to pay bills and credit cards to be able to start to save to move out

List of discontinued merit badges (Boy Scouts of America)

found this in my notes, good advice for aspiring devs

Social anxiety is a hell of a drug in general, but getting scared that the staff at your favourite restaurant or coffee shop will realise you're an autistic weirdo who eats the same thing every day is especially wrongheaded. Food service people LOVE autistic weirdos who eat the same thing every day.

This shit stresses me out I won't lie

just knew i wanted to draw a vampire today

I open a lemonade stand. One million trans people patronize my lemonade stand. 6 Nazis show up. I make them all Lemonade Kings. I call in the National Guard to turn fire hoses on the trans people. Me and the lemonade kings all laugh. My name is Jay and this is smart business. You wouldn't get it.

If you wish to see a what on screen

I think the biggest difference between The Internet Then and The Internet Now is how Being Mad Online used to be the one thing you could never admit to, under pain of death, and now, Being Mad Online is a whole career path with a skill tree and an ever-expanding variety of debuffs.

lotta people are claiming this is too little too late or whatever but clearly this just wasnt something the team had prepared for. which, like, dumbasses, but if they can actually learn from their mistakes thats good. heres hoping they move forward correctly from here

fuk dat lol

"just upload a scanned image of your drivers license no big deal"

you know, in japan, the protomen are called the blues brothers

increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down

(WIP) Gristle.

i don't believe jesus came back to life on easter, but there probably was some other guy who did and they just confused him with jesus

i’m trying not to be online so i can rest off my sickness but if anyone can help @melodyshreds.bsky.social stay fed it’d mean so much ❤️

no way

every time one of those "look how evil ages you" posts goes viral you get a reminder that much of us have heuristics for navigating the world that aren't much different from that of a middle ages peasant

Bluesky is aware of this too. Remember these ads?

it was like that phenomenon a few years back where people would go "the quirky indie RPG inspired by earthbound that tackles themes of depression/whatever" and it applied to like 3 games

"n64 collectathon" as a phrase is very funny because taken as an absolute quantity it only applies to like six games total.

bluesky: wow we're all so happy that people are leaving the terrible transphobic nazi social media website and are coming here! bluesky: bluesky: bluesky: hey you know what we should do

hold on just a second here

this post is evergreen

Nerine pointed out the star wars hotel looks like it's for killing games and now I need to make the most elaborate bit

Virgin Angel // Crystal Soft // PC-98

bluesky devs wanting to make twitter-reddit linkedin but getting mad about getting e621 and deviantart instead will never stop being funny to me shoutout unmarketable queers and kink artists keep doing good work

While he's ranting, NL lands tails TWENTY NINE TIMES IN A ROW - a 0.00023% chance.

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting