There's a kid -maybe 13 yo- in the Costco food court who is whistling part of the Queen of the Night aria. It was just picked up by another person here.

Cue Shirley Jackson's epic response to a person who was under the mistaken impression that informing a writer that you don't approve of their work/conduct/ideas/etc. will somehow shame/inspire them to change everything about themselves just to please a random idiot.

YOU CANNOT CALL IT BEARBECUE WITHOUT BEAR *murmurs, ignorant hoomanspeak* THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

"Okay, your first mistake here is not letting the fire die out before putting the meat on the grill, but I honestly think your main issue is that you put a bear in charge of making the food."

I don't know why, but I kind of like trying out mid-century recipes that were upscale at the time. Coronation chicken was created for the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. #cooking #food #foodporn

Today's CSA farm share included yellow crookneck squash, which I decided to stuff. #cooking #food #foodporn

Oh Classico, not you too with the grocery store shrink ray. #inflation

Smoked branzino with pesto, nasturtiums and carrots.

Remember kids, tomorrow is July 4th, so be sure to leave out cookies and milk for Captain America. #america #4thofjuly

hey kids make sure to put out milk and cookies tonight for Captain America

Tagging @emilyknits.bsky.social for reasons

Saw a wood frog while out walking the dogs. That's a first for me. #frog #frogs #amphibians #animals

Look, we've all seen the bragging of 850,000 fireworks, but given how everything else has come to pass, I'm predicting a sparkler tied to a helium balloon.

Yellow crookneck squash and kale over fettuccine. #cooking #food #foodporn

NYC currently has a shark problem DC currently has a jets problem there's only one solution

Had this song bouncing around in my head. Still relevant. youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...

Three things: Chili Sauce - grandmother's recipe Lemon squares - aunt's MIL's recipe Beer - made beer with 5000 year old yeast (thanks @seamus.bsky.social ) "Bathed Beef" - helped my son make a recipe by Apicius from de re coquinaria

Ginger rhubarb sorbet #cooking #food #foodporn

Pan seared pork tenderloin with lima bean and capers in a sour cream dill sauce. #cooking #food #foodporn

🇨🇦Happy Canada Day🇨🇦 Let’s celebrate OUR country in true Canadian fashion with a true Canadian breakfast 🥞😂🇨🇦 ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️

I'm going to share with you the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, created by @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social. The only reason it's not currently hanging on my wall is that when he put it up on eBay, I was saving up for the one he did of the Dinosaurs characters in Terry Gilliam's Brazil.

Salad made from CSA greens, beets, and cucumbers with non-csa artichoke hearts, pecans, and a chicken cutlet. #cooking #food #foodporn

#MondayMotivation Go shopping, buy yourself those stylish seat covers! This simple design hack helps to prevent your teenage children & grandchildren from borrowing the car! 🤗 Follow me here for more motivation, design ideas & other silly fucking nonsense...😉😅🤪

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

It's either my mom's Osterizer blender or my Couesnon flugelhorn each from the 1960s, in terms of frequency of use. In terms of age, I have tails and morning pants from the 1920s that I wear every few years. Here's a picture of me from 25 years ago with both the flugelhorn and the tails.

In the dim dark ages, I played in a big band. One rehearsal, the director conflated the titles "String of Pearls" and "Little Brown Jug" saying "String of Jugs". A trombone player called out "Little Brown Pearls" which elicited groans of revulsion from the band. #wtf #wtaf #badIdea #badProduct

Yeah, I got that dawg in me The dawg:

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

Garffeld

This cartoon says it all... America under Felon 47.

Filipino chicken adobo #cooking #food #foodporn

Maedb (pronounced Mave) Aka Mavis Beacon

My daughter, who is an adult with #downSyndrome, got me a Star Wars themed father's day card, a t-shirt with Yoda on it ("Yoda best dad ever") and some chocolate bars. I don't understand the amalgamation and what steps that led her here, but I appreciate it.

A pair of downy woodpeckers in our garden. #birds #bird #birb

When you find the drinker with a trombone problem. #music #trombone #tromboner

Played in a community band concert celebrating our 25th year as a group. We had proclamations presented by the mayor, our state senator and representative. There was also a proclamation from our federal representative, who was unfortunately unable to attend. #music #band #community

Happy #fathersday, or as we call it around here: Sunday.

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

Also, either there are a lot of ties for number 1 or the title is meaningless or I'm going to have a lot of cake to eat.

Today is a good day to celebrate and support Black creators! If you are a Black creator, especially in the nerd space, please consider posting what you do below and also how we can buy it or support it, if possible!

Number one what now?

Scape pesto #cooking #food #foodporn

Mac and cheese with wilted greens and roast kohlrabi. Using up more of yesterday's CSA share. #cooking #food #foodporn

Zoodles with tarragon pesto and salad. #cooking #food #foodporn