We're so unbelievably cooked

My copy of Eat Me arrived this week and my girlfriend and I had fun reading it together 🙂

i think it's the republicans as abusive father and the democrats as victim blaming abuse enabling mother but the cops thing works decently well too

Yes! Make fun of them all! Lob some devastating insults and tell your normie friends who is a loser who should be ousted from power, regardless of party.

“All over my neighborhood we keep finding empty cars, the glass shattered into diamonds on the snow, the people missing. Tiny private automotive kristallnachts, everywhere and ongoing.”

he's literally under the blanket

Painting more tomatoes as a coping mechanism, etc etc

new substack article combining my special interests of typography and the middle ages!!! open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

I ate a bad vegetable and I feel like garbage and it's a relief because I finally feel appropriate for this moment in the world and I don't have to turn it off and go straight back to work

I genuinely don't think I am neurospicy, but we do have some traits in common and my god how do y'all get anything done at work these people are ridiculous

I'm mildly annoyed with my girlfriend and I miss my boyfriend. It's cold and dark and maybe I should just go to bed.

I know I shouldn't stan for politicians but I think I would have liked having him as VP.

I love this spectacular Ruffed Grouse Pennsylvania resistance bird by Jen Rand ( @jenrand.bsky.social ). The star is a nod to the Quaker tenet of nonviolence, and the style harks back to PA Dutch folk art.

I'm not celebrating Bovino going under the bus because I think it means this is over. I'm celebrating that we've entered the Shitheads Going Under the Bus era. God I'm so pumped to trip more of them under it.

NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month. Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.

I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:

mom making me get in the car after she drives by and spots me smoking cigarettes with my cool new friends

Don't click the link. What Carl says is true. His name is Doug Hamlin and he's been CEO of the NRA since 2024.

"Sheep" Hand embroidery thread painting artwork www.emilytull.co.uk/store/p2/she... #StunDay #WildlifeArt #embroidery

Mainstream news posting snuff films and still attempting to go "fair and balanced." Fuck that.

Since it's tear gas season again, I'm reposting my article on the radicalization of the leafblower archive.is/yCWCJ

I only need 4 if it's a nice, thick snow

Small face with lichen, Church of St Peter and St Mary Magdalene, Fordham. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekCforCloseUp 📷 #photography

Massive protests in the summer are impressive, massive protests in the winter with temperatures in the negatives should strike fear in the hearts of all MAGA goons. Stay safe, Minnesotans ❤️

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long this sale will last. www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J... bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Concentration Camp: a prison or other facility used for the internment of political prisoners or politically targeted demographics, such as members of national or ethnic minority groups, on the grounds of national security, or for exploitation or punishment.

Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026

Imagine suffering through one of the two groups in this study not receiving adequate care, and then watching them turn around and say the sample size was too small and the results aren't valid (which they have done with every other study). Fucking ghouls.

lol, lmao

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Hope you're happy with the new bill funding ICE. I'm sure your constituents will think of you and the other House dems who let this pass while they're getting abducted, beaten, and shot by thugs in their neighborhood.

They're probably going to let us work from home tomorrow, but at home I have even less to do so it's just torture.

My newest creation is Gretchen the Semi-Fiendish Forest Spirit. I designed & hand-sewed her, & I hand-embroidered all her flowers and markings. Gretchen is admittedly fiendish but only when she's on the job protecting her forest from brutes, cads, and other wrongdoers. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I know there are important things happening but I am stuck in my own misery and privilege and it's an effort just to hold my life together

Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Alwyne Road, London N1 Worn stone footpath wet and reflective with the rain #reference #materialreference

The wizard sleeps deeply. A raccoon growls outside.

made a thing. remember to keep smashing it.

🥹🥹 good job little guy you are very invisible now 🥹🥹

Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the night is one new patron. Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

I broke up with my boyfriend today and all I wanna do is fucking comfort him.

A little cat

Shared recently by #FIDMMuseum this is about how I feel right now. We rarely get much snow in the South West of England but it is icy outside. With my new hip installed I find I am extra cautious which is why I am looking out at it from the comfort of home! #1910s ensemble #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡

OK that's good.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

Whispering “you don’t even know what war crimes are” to the cat as I pet her head, and other normal Saturday morning pastimes in the hellscape. O to be a little housecat.

I'm saying goodbye to my boy Benny today. He's going to live with a kind coworker so he can be an only cat. He will be happier, I'm fairly sure, but I will miss my sweet buddy.