Berry Bars

“What is this? A ballroom for ants?”

Trump tonight: Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

You are Elon Musk. You are the world’s richest man. You have wealth the emperors of the old worlds never dreamed of. Every good, every experience the world has to offers is open to you. You spend your days of limitless access reading and sharing the thoughts of a man named cumlasagna1.

The trailer for Melania’s movie is out.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I am in the only person whose death could make Donald sad.

Across America, people are posting that this message by Donald Trump is one of the most contemptible and grotesque ever made by a public figure. And I am telling you that it is significantly worse than you think it is. This was a preemptive justification for what Trump presumed was a MAGA murder.

Republican congressman 👇🏽

Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."

Mr. Speaker, can you comment on the president’s social media post about Rob Reiner after he was murdered? I didn’t see the post. I’ve been very busy. I work 22 hours a day.

Bondi Beach is not in Britain. FFS

One anonymous donor just gave $4.7 million to Ukraine’s defense. An anonymous supporter transferred nearly $4.7 million (100 million Czech koruna) to the Czech initiative “Gift for Putin.” The funds will be used to equip the Armed Forces of Ukraine with drones, 👇

The Soulless Train

When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.

. @support.bsky.team why was this reply hidden? It contains no offensive language nor intent, yet it was considered unsuitable to immediately view. Are you shadow-banning any mention of M*sk and/or a legally available dr*g?

The car industry doesn't want you to cycle because you cease to be a customer The fossil fuel industry doesn't want you to cycle because you cease to be a customer The NHS would LIKE you to cycle because you cease to be a customer

It’s Santa taking down an AT-AT!

There’s a reason the youth of 1988 decided to fuck it all off and get mashed in fields all night instead #totp

1988 = the year of the cover #totp

Imagine trying to get kids of today to buy a record from an advert. Actually, imagine trying to get kids to buy a record #totp

Dont play Glenn Medieros you heathens. #totp

If Laura Ashley was a band #totp

Cher is 52 here #totp

If the idea of Jeffrey Epstein hanging out with Woody Allen doesn't make your skin crawl, it's on too tight.

WATCH: Gavin Newsom posts a video of Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, and Stephen Miller HANDCUFFED going to PRISON.

I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.

Donald Trump diverted these brave men and women from their vital public safety operations and deployed them against the very communities they took an oath to serve. Today’s ruling is unmistakably clear: the federalization of the California National Guard must end.

BREAKING: Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayor in a landslide, defeating Trump-backed Emilio González and ending nearly 30 years of Republican control.

Times New Roman is an imported font, developed for London newspaper The Times in 1931. You know what American-designed font cooked up in 1994 would be perfect for this regime? Comic Sans.

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Fuck this shit.

RELEASE THE SECOND STRIKE VIDEO!!!

I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.

“I’d have no problem releasing the video” “I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.” 5 days apart 😬 (From @therecount.com )

@martinkerrmusic.bsky.social gives us an honestly tragic #CupOfJoe. “..tidings of corruption and greed.”

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Don't stop being shocked. open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...

UPDATE: An Essex Police spokesperson said: "We are assessing a report relating to alleged misreported expenditure by a political party in connection with the 2024 general election, following a referral to us by the Met.” www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-...

X is essentially now 4Chan with big money backing. Why is @ukgovernment.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social still using it?

First, leave X. Leave X. Now.

I would like to point out that "people speaking different languages" picked the cotton, settled the west, pioneered the farms, laid the railroads, built New York City, and created every food that is worth eating in this country. And so does your wife, J.D.

Not going to lie, this week’s SNL cold open might piss you off, but watch this clip till the end. 🤣

Mark Kelly: "They are not silencing me. I'm still speaking out. I still am going to do my job every single day regardless of whether this president wants to kill me, hang me, execute me, or shut me up. I'm not gonna shut up."

Have a listen to Max and his dad. They're a double dose of courage, and truly speak words of real patriotism. Carry their words in your heart, when we start working our tails off for midterms! Remind our neighbors of what we should and could be. Instead of what we've become. #SheShed

FML - this fawning before the over-sensitive king is embarrassing for the world. Many countries have fought revolutions (and in the UK a civil war) against monarchs & tyrants in order to get away from this ridiculous kind of self-abasement before egos of foolish leaders.

this shit is just beyond parody, man

Donald Trump hasn't yet been able to coax Nobel into giving him a peace prize.