when the social studies teacher asks the class what the silk road was:

It’s so WEIRD how CPS will potentially take your kids if you’re struggling (unable to fully provide) but then put them in a home with another family and then give THEM money every month to take care of your kids ? Instead of just helping you provide. System ass backwards ?

We're all jumping our friends bfs this summer!

What’s a game/show universe you wish you were in? For me it would either be HSR or Frieren. The way things work in their respective universes would be so perfect for me. You get rewarded for focusing super hard on one thing you are really interested in /good at

This is Jax. He applies deodorant every day before leaving the house. Tired of smelling like Fritos all the time. 13/10 (TT: brandledandle)

Genuinely how do people do this school gym work and friends thing because I’m perpetually stressed confused and tired 😭

I hate when someone tells me they’re going to do something and not only do they not do it but also never mention it again. They just be going about business as usual. People ain’t shit lmao

Whilst we're dragging men fuck Klay Thompson...his team clearly trying to shift a narrative saying he thought she was too ghetto and loud...white mum black dad biracials never beating the allegations.

Men aren't enough anymore, I need the astral plane to fuck me

Shut up everyone. Look at this dog that’s at my local humane society. I love her

Ever since I made a (singular) tweet about considering getting a switch 2 my entire feed has been about people getting their switch 2’s.

𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦...𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥!𝘦? 🟪⬛️📕

Today’s cat is showing off her cocoa beans 🫘 #CatBreak #BlueskyCats #CatSky

Morning and happy Sunday everyone! 🎮 #FireEmblem3Houses #NintendoSwitch2

This is from Karma Kitchen here in the North East of England. Made from leftover water-melon rind, curried and served on a puri. How to avoid food waste indeed.👍😀💚🌱

Just watching all the fishies 🐠

happy to announce that everything is gonna be fine!

People who walk ahead or far behind their children or significant others stresses me tf out

The amount of bots on this app is starting to get worrying now. Before at least it felt somewhat rare now I feel like it’s been everyday

Good morning & welcome to #Caturday The smallest gesture of kindness can change someone’s entire day. A smile, a kind word, a helping hand, or simply taking a moment to listen can mean more than you may ever know. Have a lovely day, and whenever you can, choose kindness.

Wait the cup is coming to Houston?

I know my office manager laughing to herself rn. I couldn’t even last a week without asking to come in tomorrow she might actually be right and I’m not ready to admit it

Dis be silly Figgy In nite, he goed for run On da weel, he sing He finks it lots of fun He waked up eberybuddy Den stopped to make a poo He stinky all da hous All pwoudly loud he mew #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #NiteForSleeps #NiteNotForRunsOrPoops #MyPoopysStillStinkyer

We’re working on sitting still before she gets her dinner. It’s an ongoing project.

Every second that passes the urge to start a new scarlet/violet run becomes stronger

Hello! 👋 I'm hoping to raise money for two Bay Area cat rescues. If you post a screenshot of you donating at least $20, I will answer a style-related question for you. But first, let me tell you about the rescues, why they're worthy of your support, and hopefully get you to adopt a cat. 🧵

NEW INFINITY SONG!!! tidal.com/album/530825...

Had a nightmare that every machine was taken by a pack of high school boys and now I’m too scared to go back to sleep. I know this sounds insane but it’s one of those things that you can’t explain unless you are in it

unfree me dis minnit Momb!!

Snuggle buddies

Goodnight everyone go listen to this song

Both of my work shoes have been worn down so now I’m at the dilemma where I wanna get new shoes so I don’t look a mess but I also don’t want them to just end up in ruins again I guess the only solution is to go thrift a pair maybe 🤔

WOMEN update the app and join bsky.app/chat/3C0OZIB

He needs a restraining order lowkey

Ik this man’s tired of me stopping him after every problem to ask questions but you brought this on yourself when you said you were okay with it 😭

heres group chats yall but you cant reply directly to anyone you cant send pics or ping people or do anything besides send chats

I don’t look things up anymore because I’m tired of finding out something I’ve been doing for years is going to end up ripping the fabric of reality and consuming a portion of the world like let me just rinse my mouth out with water immediately after brushing my teeth in peace

I need this month to fly by so I can binge watch the vampire lestat in one sitting with a glass of wine and a box of tissues because I’m still not over Claudia

There’s no way I’m gonna get any work done now with group chats my fomo is stronger than my ability to care about derivatives

Li’l badass kids 😂😂😂 TT: @tillygthetortoise

Just occurred to me in order to play the new FE game I actually have to buy a switch 2 this is the darkest joke yet

First photo in the new place!! 🎉🎉

Nothing worse than thinking your mic is muted and everyone heard you talking to yourself holy fuck

Morning Kitten

Just chillin'. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.