im gonna livestream part 3 of SILENT HILL 2 this tuesday, around 5pm EST, i think? come chat so i dont ramble to myself for 2hrs haha.

getting my dick wet af at work from all that flirty texting with a long term crush >>>>>

gonna turn to the locals to make this real tbh

got this dude boypreggers... on my way to his aboytion...

surprised gabriel✝️ still has a prolific career in gay porn considering how many times hes been outed as a conservative voter and tory. people forget i guess.

both my new gym and my new job have open showers in 2025 and it's dope to have your big dick stared at so win win

need to watch two hot guys making out with each other with my cock in the way 😵‍💫

"going to gym again after a long break", i repeat every 6 months.

my favorite song lyrics out there

reconsidering bsky tbh cuz idk.

chilling with a bud and he goes "broooo why your legs got ass cheeks?" 💀

wishing a great weekend to all who see this 🤙🏻 #FCF

some of yall look really short just saying 🥵🤤😈

my crush lately : moots who watch PLURIBUS

that ramen is so spicy i wonder... how could life ever be normal again?

im scared he'll see this someday but a friend of mine started dating a dude absolutely identical to him and i cannot process this

my bad yall, i'm overworked ...& overpaid... as fuck! + bruised all over. need someone to walk on my back to fix my spinalis thoracis muscle. feels like someone shot me.

a really spicy chicken poké bowl place called Coq & Bowls Torture

a really spicy chicken poké bowl place called Coq & Bowls Torture

i miss my 20s impulsive self like one day id wake up all "i wanna fuck a clown" for no reason at all and then id find a clown to fuck. now im like "let's use that free time to make groceries" 🤮😵

you're doing no nut november being an incel to your own penis and IMBOUTAKAMMM! we are not the same.

fuck you Mega Absol Ex & Hydreigon Deck (Expert).... FUCK! YOU!

you're doing no nut november being an incel to your own penis and IMBOUTAKAMMM! we are not the same.

wait... dislikes?!

love when ppl dm you for two weeks then ignore all your replies 💀 gay attention span is crazy

I hope this email kills us both

reinstalling an app to talk to a specific hottie is only embarrassing if it leads nowhere

how do yall still mention twitter everyday ewwwww

your dick still big you don't need to cut up that toilet paper roll like that 💀💀💀

ohey you made it to friday so here's a big penis #FCF #foreskinfriday

i have to cancel stream tonight but let's do it this weekend 🤍

if i were to livestream horror games here and there would anyone watch?

anyone playing ZA need to evolve by trade? i need to evolve my Haunter pls.

been too busy for this acc but ily imu hru

who's playing Legends ZA!? it runs and looks soooo good on OLED Switch wtf. im rank W and my MVPs are Gyarados and Raichu. hbu?

from now on if you see FCF posts from me you legally have to read it "Forklift Certified Friday" btw cause i am ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

what if my costume this year is blood

guys im so happy about this

i used to feel bad for not being kink adjacent but it's just how it is lol. i cant rly apologize for this kinda stuff can you.

my only jocktober content cause i don't own any anymore haha

whenever someone doesn't believe me and asks for source i tell them look up Mel Gibson Rule 34

starting my new job monday!!!

if being gay or trans or whatever is "a mental illness" then why don't they treat it like they do every other mental illness or disability and just ignore it lmao

gay microcelebrity complex is funny as hell. it's like the social media equivalent of reverse body dysmorphia. love knowing you'll be in Portland from November 22nd to the 26th outta fuckall nowhere like they're tour dates.

not to be political in these hard times but i love men with pussy

big job interview today. i feel like this is the one. wish for me to never go to bed worried or hungry again. it's happening i decided.

*sucks your dick like crazy as a top and, hopefully, as a friend*

*sucks your dick like crazy as a top and, hopefully, as a friend*

my will is just "i leave everything to the person who suffocated me with their giant boobs and if that's not how i died all my belongings are to be burned as, clearly, no one deserves them."

stop staring so much bro...