tryna fuck in my hometown is embarrassing. everyone hot or gay left for Quebec or Montreal.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS : Movie : Vampires can be silly sometimes TV Show : Vampires are all hung and bi and heavy cummers

It's hump day, so get to humping 😤

if youre bored today consider enjoying something new! my new video is up. :)

ok my last contribution was 7 months ago lol... so imma double down. 😋

Saturday Softie! 🪱💕

my ig account exists in a bermuda triangle online equivalent where i just post dick pics in my ig story and they never get deleted and i never got banned 💀

fuck it new pinned 😎 thanks for the love. had been ages since i shared.

being too rich or too hot is so bad for your soul tho like

Saturday Softie! 🪱💕

we did it joe!!! 🥹🥹🥹

have a lil selfie on top. imma need Evil Dead Burn posters tbh.

make your own account then outmug him and steal his thunder then make a call out post about him. not enough drama on here.

ok my last contribution was 7 months ago lol... so imma double down. 😋

on fridays we post big dicks 😎 (been ages i know #FCF)

im told visual support is required

yesterday i learned someone local is catfishing people with my dick pics lol

im told visual support is required

fuck it 6th consecutive gym day, unzipped hoodie no shirt underneath

that back to gym and incoming summer combo had me trim my torso and bush again. im ready.

after seven months being grilled by my work schedule, my first moves as an unemployed man was going back to gym and inviting a sweet guy over to suck my dick. 😇 my sex life was dead as hell yall. some jobs aren't worth the money i guess.

unemployed life once again :( time to tackle video editing projects, go to gym everyday, eat less, sleep more, and meet some hotties. im lowkey devastated but there's ways to spin this semi-positively.

nsfw bsky went from a user focused experience that helped hot people connect and celebrate each other to another reprise of porn-pilled X led by creators that just repost their content here without a second look and everyone is eating this shit up. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 the worst social media downgrade since Tumblr.

i hate when im innocently taking the bus and there's a huge bump and my ballsack violently smacks the plastic seat im sitting on 🫨🫩

i let this place affect my self worth way too much so idk if ill contribute ever again considering how my posts flop continuously but i had fun while it blew up for a bit. i haven't felt like myself in a while and it feels like i'm just adding to the problem each time i'm looking for an ego boost.

today im heading to Montreal for the DEATH STRANDING ; STRANDS OF HARMONY world tour!!!! 🥰 got my tickets in early march 2025, been a long time coming.

Can you tell I like green? 💚

im so hungover and horny and in need of a switch 2 😫

i like being a hothead but never towards people directly. i can't stand confrontation and no one deserves that. but lemme get mad at stuff!!!

me waiting for my big ass plate of fish and chips yesterday

sprained my finger really bad at work and struggling to jack off with my other hand only 💀 send thoughts and prayers

hump day gets me all worked up every time 😵‍💫 ass guy problemz 😔 #thickdick #foreskin

my mood every time i log on

3k 🥰

thank you all so much for the kind wishes 🥰

weehoo happy birthday to me. my friend let me ramble about the story im writing and my coworkers made me a cheeseburger with fries. all things considered, not a bad night to be stuck at work. :)

stuck at work tonight, my birthday at midnight! if you wanna drop some nudes in the replies i won't say no.

chilling with a bud and he goes "broooo why your legs got ass cheeks?" 💀

i feel like irl i have zero rizz cause every time i make a move on someone at the bar it doesn't end well 😂

Treinando a JoJo pose

made this for a friend who got upset i outsized him, that should rly fix the problem right?

if you're partnered and open and we see each other semi regularly idc youre my "fake bf/gf" don't like it? let's break up!

when i post like this bring me my pills (i have literally no prescription, a tic tac will do)

in this economic climate its really important we all stick together for the greater good of buying me a switch 2 so i can play pokopia

how about instead of using "[redacted]" you suck on my balls? c:

so everyone beat their seasonal depression this week huh 💀 my birthday on march 10 usually flushes it down for me

the truth is when i get my best boners i forget to take pics 💔 but ill post again soon i promise