i finally got my sex toy and opened the box and got hard instantly lmaoooo. some videos soon maybe.

canadian gays what's a good brand for a wrestling singlet? kinda wanna give one a shot. ideally with some support, maybe a dick vent too.

hear me out tho. a gym with no clothes allowed.

you know someone's a catfish when their nudes keep changing body type and they regrow a foreskin 🫩

when youre 20 mins into it and they haven't made a single noise yet

before you send me nudes make sure you won't regret it because i never forget one

bought new briefs and a pocket pussy. that's all i needed to have a good week.

its been -30° for like two weeks... i was so motivated for gym but i just can't go out unless it's absolutely necessary

big thighs end lives

the idea of a stable relationship makes me want to pack my things but fr just to have someone make me dinner id consider it

maybe my CUNTribution could be as small as HOEping

New year same ass

anyway my resolutions are to work on being more patient and learning to save money! hbu?

happy new year :)

you know what i love after a 12h shift? a really chatty cab driver with a biiiiig personality. and im not being sarcastic at all! let's yap.

just in case 'It' is real and reads our posts i just wanna say i am deathly afraid of a hot kind man entering my room at night needing his butt ate. i live in constant fear that a hot kind man will enter my room at night needing his butt ate. please never ever have a hot kind man enter my room at ni

id be an excellent dirty talker if i didnt overthink so much lol but ig im still pretty vocal

please name the shows title so my mute keywords have a purpose LMAO

what are the odds of the gym being completely empty tonight

if youre on the naughty list you still have until morning to fix it and be a good boy

these are YOUR favorite pics of my hog on bsky btw 🥰

PLUR1BUS season finale was everything

christmas a lil lonely this year so by next year ill just have a wife and kids i decided

all the butts on here today. i needed that.

some ppl have given me shit for turning off replies on my SFW but like that's where my actual friends are. i dont think someone with McGooner in their screen name with a penis pfp belong in the same space as them at all.

the way conservatives threaten people is hilarious it's always like "just you wait ill eat your ass and make out with that gooch until i drain your balls!"

'Love Handles 3 : Return of the Love Handles', sequel of 'Love Handles : 2 Much 2 Handle' and 'Love Handles : Handled With Love',

TCGP's Mega Venusaur Ex is the biggest piece of shit ever conceived just that the hell is this!!!

im so very rarely on The Apps... who cares how im doing bro 😭 shoot your shot im listening.

a buncha cuties (you can tell which months i posted dick)

can anyone DM the bsky wrapped link? absolutely cant find it

like why would anyone bring this up at all? it's kind of disrespectful. you're here for the show but you gotta sprinkle a lil warning on top because you're sooooo much smarter than us sluts.

saw a hot nude but the caption made me think "this guy doesn't follow more than 12 people" and i was right 💀💀💀 im getting good at this

need a nice fat butt for lunch

my toxic trait is only tryna be friends with ppl who muted me

"your future employers might see thi-" im blocking you

anyone else entered their 30s and what they liked sexually just became so much more vast and sueprising to the point that it feels off brand sometimes? i got rock hard getting a foot massage yesterday like LMAO why

me all year : i almost never buy alcohol me in december : *walks out of the store with an actual crate of sparkling wine*

Had a nice work out today, now rub this coconut oil all over me. Please 🙏

AI posters read the room and anonymous profiles go fuck your wives. now that this is sorted out, hi everyone else!!! 😁

bad experiences have trained me to stay on my own and not reach out and just be fine with myself because no one else was for a long while. so if you wanna talk to me just talk to me lol.

love winter but already sick of winter penis mode iykyk

Drunk as fuck ! Somebody fuck me sober 🍻🥹

sometimes you just gotta skip being an adult and eat a whole bag of chips or gummies for dinner. also your dick is out.

woman left out of group chats because her extremely justified anger left her disenfranchised #IStandWithCarol

The way this POV makes me feel tysm tl 🥴🤤

my triceps are absolutely exploding from like 4 gym sessions lmao. i gain mass so easily. i was built to fight bears i think.

im glad im bi because i still think of some things women have said to me after approaching them and the interest wasn't mutual. they can be so cruel like just for fun. but then they'll say things like "men don't approach women anymore" but why would i put myself in that situation ever again lol