theyre less noticeable on pics but yeah

don't lay in the grass after just applying sunscreen. im full of stripes today. 😭

i wouldnt fuck a pumpkin tbh cause the smell is awful but im side eyeing them watermelons

prude local gays exhaust me. they're so happy to find my bsky and reach out. then starting next week, it's a problem. they act like im an escort, have zero notion of consent or private life or relationships. and for whatever reason they all think they're interesting enough to end up on my page. lol.

yeah they're full again. damn heatwave.

already warmed up for you! 🥰

RE5 & 6 drove me insane because i consumed and even made so much Chris Redfield porn

never forget who thirsted for you before your glow up !!!!

dads with big asses 😵‍💫

"sending the uncensored pic to everyone who reposts" mmhmm im sure. you sure use bsky a lot. very authentic post, not from somewhere else. 😅

this was for @dizzzypup.bsky.social but i guess yall can take a look 🙄😚

if you invite me over and you got those invasive ass home security cameras we're banging in the car 🫩

this was for @dizzzypup.bsky.social but i guess yall can take a look 🙄😚

yeah they're full again. damn heatwave.

there's a restaurant here called Jack Le Coq and it cracks me up every time

anyone started getting pecs and noticed a huge spike in nipple sensitivity or is it just me??.

"u dont look like ur pics" oh so my mid ass cant feel good on the internet by picking the best angles then?????? 😡

being a generous top, i admit im often associated with the dom role. i do enjoy it, most times. but if i can be honest, a feral bottom using my pole after a bad day is even better. love when they bring out their anger and ride me like it's my fault.

Ok ok! I’ll post the hotel mirror selfies, jeez 😮‍💨

ill never have kids but the hot ppl in their mid 20s i talk to wish me a happy fathers day, same feeling probably.

i used to love scrolling telegram porn channels but theyve all been banned now and i miss them :(

got my Switch 2! :) DM me your friend codes pls. the games i play : Pokopia, Animal Crossing, Pokemon Violet, ZA, and just starting Champions and Fire Red!

been horny lately but more the solo kind? but if i dont eat a huge butt soon im gonna explode.

waiting for my switch 2 with pokopia, out for delivery. 🥰

happy to announce that everything is gonna be fine!

3rd week at 6 days a week. great start! almost back where i was 2.5 years ago, and that took 8 months back then. gonna keep it up until i get a job or turn into Sam Porter Bridges 💪🏻

3rd week at 6 days a week. great start! almost back where i was 2.5 years ago, and that took 8 months back then. gonna keep it up until i get a job or turn into Sam Porter Bridges 💪🏻

this is so fucking funny

the way i installed grindr after 3 years just to get ads from Madonna somehow

im learning ppls favourite POV is the one i almost never take pics in. im sorry?!

jogging home shirtless is now my favorite post gym activity and then i smoke a big fat blunt and bate :)

quick whats my best dick pic

if we havent even seen each other yet and you're already mad it's not gonna happen lol.

Friday lfgggg

happy pride month from the unemployed bi power top next door btw 😘

when hideo kojima designs male characters he means business

trip to my hometown is coming to an end. caught so many catfish (one was using pics of a guy on here LMAO) i ended up not hooking up with anybody. but i found a ride home for tomorrow so, thanks grindr.

all those beautiful pictures of your asses got me like this 😩 line em up for me 😈

80s Harrison Ford is serious body goals. not too swole not too lean but kinda both.

sick of growth and trauma arcs i need to motorboat a huge butt

update : he's out of the critical period where a coma was to be expected. he's gonna stay high af for another day probably. but he's gonna be ok. 🥲 that's him rn.

me : idk if i could live like this tbh 🫤 them : YOU BASICALLY LIVE THE LIFE OF A BACK ALLEY RACCOON ALREADY WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN CHANGE ABOUT YOUR LIFE me : you know what... true.

last night my friend's dog ate my 3 entire bags of THC gummies and we had to rush to the emergency clinic 2hrs away. we came back at 7am and it cost me 1200$. im so tired. 😩

Freshly washed and ready. What’re you waiting for, bro? #humpday

my posts mostly bomb lately but im having fun so whatever tbh

all those beautiful pictures of your asses got me like this 😩 line em up for me 😈

studies show 100% of @venomsnake.ca's prefer comparing their dicks with blokes online than finding a job

every single day some fool online posts "this is what sexier than some gym-pumped body" with an image of some actor that absolutely goes to the gym five times a week... wtf have people done to their brains?!

name a bigger challenge than respecting "NO PIC NO CHAT" 🫩🫩🫩

oh youre an ally? name every DL bro in my phone!