Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

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They're calling her the goat, the greatest to ever do it, the genius of the 21st century, the most vindicated bitch who ever lived, her haters in shambles her doubters in tears she's loosed the faithful lightning of her terrible swift sword, HER TRUTH IS MARCHING ON MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

March is here, so here's part three of the bunnie drawings. So if you're interested, give me bunnies to draw! not OCs, just bunnies 🐇 #zanty #bunny #rabbits #fanart #fanartschallenge

literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back

biscoffs punching sliver :) art by the great @timolotl.bsky.social

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

To Slay the Great Regurgitator

FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I want Anthropic to survive long enough to be destroyed by paying out billions to the artists and writers it stole from.

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love the minis this month so far @robdubbin.bsky.social but man you gotta stop getting banned from various clubs and societies

I love my chud son and his little chuds #deadlock #deadlockfanart

hey anyone know how to not feel like a soulless husk all the time thanks

watch this video without turning the sound on

no one needs therapy like therapists

The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

Despite how excellent the news may seem, do not get comfortable just yet One key word to take this away from; "Halted," which means, the Age Verification junk is very much alive and there's a possibility they'll be trying this again Keep the pressure going, do not let them get away with this

민초단이여 일어나라 Deadlock Victor, Paradox, Rem

the protector of spanish harlem ! 🗿 🌿 #deadlock #collage #collageart #ivydeadlock #animation

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

words cant express just how much this all means to me you taught me to be real thank you all so fucking much ❤️💚 #テトソニ 📸: x.com/yamanon1130

The interesting thing about ICE and CBP blatant lies is that it has normie people questioning what other law enforcement lies like this on the regular. It has shattered a lot of the deference people had.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

tennis fever

I don't usually talk politics, but I am just going to put out there that Impeachment Convictions need 67 votes in the US Senate to go through (Unless I'm misremembering). Can we please energize the youth and get them to use the 6-7 funny hands meme as a rallying cry to go vote and flip seats?

I need this to carry around my pingas

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Any time a company has to "make a statement", it means they're sweating. Cook them

It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.

I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice.

Remember that bullying works, people.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

the " #deadlock fanart " as promised

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.