ok i'm over it, just had to cry for a bit also seeing the doctor this afternoon, because fainting twice at work is NOT the play

yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?

KUNG FU SOCCER Sets A July Goal Post For Stephen Chow’s Long-Awaited Sequel Starring acclaimed actress Zhang Xiaofei, internationally renowned actress Dilraba Dilmurat and global superstar Lay Zhang Yixing.

I say this with no will or animosity: if you hate voters, stop fucking texting us asking for money.

hey i have this problem and I'm doing everything i can to try and fix it but all I'm getting back is angry king of the cosmos noises so that's just swell

so apparently i've lost 8 more pounds and it might have been why i passed out this morning so much for my weight evening out ig :/

I think people are applying console war mindset to this thing and that misunderstands their current intended audience or scale. It's not going to kill the PS5 but I do think there's a nonzero chance the platform takes Xbox's place because Microsoft is driving Xbox into a ditch.

Reminder that my Etsy is still open!

i've never heard of adriano espaillat before today but now what i know about him is that he's okay with harassing and throwing racial slurs at women, and that he's also aipac funded so maybe don't vote for this guy

frontiers gets a lot of shit but i don't hate it sure i wish they had done more with it, but for what it is it's pretty cool

While you're cooking in the heat this week, do bear this in mind.

might have some more work with my neighbor later this week :D the benefits of having a morning job

Th”lesser evil” is worth nothing if yall don’t define the “Greater good”

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

It’s great how this administration has hired people to create explicitly white nationalist propaganda for them, and then simply mentioning this fact in a classroom can get you fired.

i'm black and queer and have the nerve to be loud about it online, last time i was on twitter i got a racial slur-filled death threat "bluesky is so mean to me" skill issue, man

Pundits who complain about leftists being mean to them online really wouldn't last a day in the average trans woman's online experience, like wow you really got nothing going on

NEW CAMELLIA DELTARUNE REMIX From Now On (Battle 2) Camellia Remix Deltarune tomorrow! youtu.be/dZ4mcuFVSic (The premiere starts at :45!) (Illustration by livelyeko)

Oh hey, it's Mao! 💜 #OCSky

Everyone watch all of utena now

Shout-out to Mark (Context: www.vice.com/en/article/t... )

got an egg and some pop tarts on standby for tomorrow morning o7

Simply blocking the people saying 'AI "art" is good, actually' rather than getting into it with them, because if they don't understand by now, they never will.

so uh passed out for the first time, 0/10 wouldn't recommend always eat breakfast (i'm fine i've got some food cooking rn)

work was good! lots of orientation stuff, i actually start learning how to do the job tomorrow :3

Turns out every single left wing shitposter was 100% right about Starmer whilst every centrist commentator and poll prof was wrong. Funny how this keeps happening.

Pushpush, a shapeshifting blob-like white character, appears in Synapusyu, a TV show made for babies to strengthen their synapses.

I HEARD TWITTER IS DOWN

Literally what I imagine Mike's dad looks like.

i think my go-to sports bras are officially too big :( add that to the list of things to get when i get paid -_-

Finally I've worked out what I want for my 40th this year

If you make $13,698.63 a day for 100 years you still would have made only half of as much money as a billionaire. If you had a trillion dollars you would have 1000 times as much as a billionaire.

We covered this: because control is the point, not the art.

When you see those clips and posts of men complaining about how many women they have to frantically swipe right on before they get a single response, remember that 99% of men's online dating profiles look like this

first day of work and i already slept through all four of my alarms 🙃 luckily i don't start until 8 today so i'm good

microwave's still busted and there's a thing of left over spaghetti in the fridge calling my name T_T

"Expecting me to read books and look up words is discriminatory" is for sure a viewpoint that crops up online, and it's very important to make fun of it every time

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

No kidding I think I'm going to use this in my syllabus in the Fall, with appropriate citation of course

Anglophone media in the past two(+) decades:

Children’s picture book character Pandorobou (the Bread Thief) is a a mouse who disguises himself as a loaf of bread to sneak into bakeries and steal fresh bread.

podcast hosts should be required to have an fMRI every six months

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lots of supposedly left-wing people online who seem to think that being queer and corny and being an outright bigot are equal crimes