the two saddest jobs today are "reality star" and "influencer," both of which would be incredible titles to hold within a religious cult but instead it's some asshole on their phone

eh, this one doesn't quite work i think

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

this game's Awesome

OH YEAH I HAD A WILD DREAM LAST NIGHT i was both on and watching this show called 'babel toupee' which was about this post apocalyptic world where people lived underground to avoid these gas attacks from a shadowy organization

I feel dividing music listenership into "people who exclusively listen to streaming services" and "people who exclusively listen to physical media" is overlooking the important transitional category of "people who exclusively listen to shitty overcompressed MP3s they pirated on LimeWire in 2002".

i have to WALK to work tomorrow in 30 DEGREE WEATHER like a PEASANT D:< (i might see if my sister wants to wake up and drive me, if not, no big)

Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.

menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym

A quick Lulu✨ #ffx

Theyre calling him the most photogenic dog of all time

You got friends who make things. Buy things from them. Picture from @stefari.bsky.social

Persona 4 Golden (Steam) is $8.54 on Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/qRaycNa #ad Deck verified also on Game Pass Premium

if i have a bad night take me to waffle house

A thread about what’s hot this holiday season: It’s food. 🧵

ART CRISIS DEALT WITH i was being paranoid basically, i'll have something cool to show you next weekend :D

Sometimes you've got to accept that if you don't understand what people are talking about, the conversation isn't for you. Even if someone is kind enough to stop and educate you, you can't reasonably expect to have an opinion worth listening to about a topic you didn't know existed five minutes ago.

sotd: theme from enter the dragon (revival 2001 mix) - b3 project youtu.be/Z3rEv8HE--Y played this a lot on ddr extreme and now i wanna watch some bruce lee

very much recommend the wtnv books if you ever wanted to get into the podcast don't know the others but they sound interesting :3

i saw a very fuzzy caterpillar today on my way home she was on the street and i wanted to move her to the grass but i couldn't find a stick around so she might have gotten annihilated by a car T_T

ok but in all seriousness do not buy sex toys from fucking shein that's how you end up with some gnarly disfiguring infection of your junk

YOU SHOULD TAKE DATING ADVICE FROM NL

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Axe wielding warrior girl with horned skulls:

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this. Stay safe!

November 8th marks Intersex Day of Remembrance. Intersex Day of Remembrance is a day to remember those who are no longer with us and highlight issues that the Intersex community face. We stand in solidarity with our Intersex siblings, team members and supporters! #IntersexDayOfRemembrance

in other news the new red bull winter edition is really good it's apple and ginger and just tastes like a nice apple soda not too sweet, very refreshing

the other end of this is "the remakes went too woke!" my brother in allah the story has been the same the whole time

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

god i wanna start lifting so bad

i keep having dreams about my ex and what it would be like if we were good together it's been like five years and i'm a whole gay now what is this

"what is this 67 thing?? back in my day memes MEANT something" back in our day we had i can has cheezburger and all your base. memes have never meant anything. let the kids have silly shit.

every so often the ruling class tries to bring back phrenology

so i had a nightmare about her last night and guess what song was playing in the background

i was one of the bajillions of people who watched markiplier play this and i got a kick out of it, might pick it up for myself

jesus christ

Pure Wrestling. #WatchROH

based | adjective | unconcerned with what others think The slang use of ‘based’ is widely credited to Berkeley, California rapper Lil B, whose 2007 album with hip-hop group The Pack was titled “Based Boys,” and who counts “The BasedGod” among his aliases.

sotd: bad moon rising - mourning ritual youtu.be/fNjgfTfQjCQ morgan's playlist. (he's actually a big dork, don't let his edgy exterior fool you)

urge to walk into the sea rising