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I can confirm that Ronseal does do exactly what it says on the tin - it IS harmful if swallowed.

"While recounting a clash in Iran, Trump inadvertently referred to the 'Islamic Republic of Japan' — which isn't a thing," writes CNN's Aaron Blake. | Analysis https://cnn.it/4bhiwOQ

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Who the fuck gave Sam Matterface a job?! Don’t even get me started on Dixon. Absolutely dire, the both of them.

#ArgWal absolutely howling at the mouth organ solo

Best Star Trek captain, wrong answers only.

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There's blood in the water and then there's this, chunks of flesh bobbing about- Police investigate £500,000 Reform donations from mother of fraudster who backed Farage www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I just cannot get excited about the #TDF Aside from losing the @itvsport.bsky.social coverage, Pogacar attacking solo from 40km out with the fastest ever ascent of the Col du Tourmalet isn’t entertaining… Surely questions have to be asked about his performances day in day out.

🇺🇸President Trump, looks like this one’s for you.😅😁 🇧🇪 Belgian PM Bart De Wever: “We’re providing €70 billion in military support to Ukraine. That’s a strong red card for Putin—and you can’t take a red card back.”

The Metropolitan Police have launched a criminal investigation into a £500,000 donation to Reform from the mother of the convicted fraudster and Farage donor, George Cottrell www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Sorcery!

Killing fields? Maybe time to arrest him

Kai Stephens is running for the British Democrats in Clacton. He was radicalised into far right politics when a teenager & has been active in Patriotic Alternative & Homeland. He promotes violence, such as posting that he wants to see "killing fields" of migrants & minorities, not deportations

Police are investigating a donation given to Robert Jenrick's Conservative leadership campaign in 2024. Investigation launched after referral from the UK Electoral Commission. This year Jenrick defected to Reform UK.

TNT/5’s coverage of #tdf hasn’t got a patch on ITV’s. I hope someone ITV or Sky when they take over will see sense and get the band back together!

How strong is that fan?!?

We are so worried

He’s so far gone he thinks this will endear him to the Spanish people and turning them against their democratically elected government. He’s alienating allies and Europe as a whole. If he thinks this is winning traction over this side of the Atlantic, he’s very much mistaken. Wake up America!

Unhappy with NATO because it (its members) did not support the territorial conquest of a NATO member or a war of aggression against Iran.

“Nigel Farage is a public schoolboy, a former commodities trader who gets £5m gifts from his friends and lives in a five-storey house next to Buckingham Palace courtesy of a man convicted of fraud”

"Aussie boys are on a bender! Donald Trump is a sex offender!"

Nigel Farage £5 million 'gift' from a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it was money laundering. The whistleblowers alerted the NCA as they were "not satisfied they could trace the ultimate origin of the funds."

If I were a politician who had taken such large amounts of undeclared cash from a convicted fraudster that it had prompted investigation by the National Crime Agency then I'm not sure I'd be rushing to shout about, it but here we are

EXC - The £5m gift to Nigel Farage by a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it may have been laundered money, the Guardian can reveal. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Farage resigns his seat in Clacton forcing a by election which he ... er plans to stand in. Huge performative cost to the taxpayers to feather his ego. I hope it backfires spectacularly

Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive.

Nigel Farage thinks people accused of wrongdoing should be able to choose their own judges and juries, does he?

A by-election in Norfolk recently was costed at £25,000 but remember this will be the latest in a long series of by-elections caused by Reform losing so many newly elected councillors.

I hope the BBC are fact checking everything and will be taking as much time to counter it as they've gifted him with the free advert.

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“Call it the anti-Midas touch. Donald Trump loves gold. Yet so much of what he handles, from reflecting pools to US alliances, seems to turn into something else.” My column. as.ft.com/r/21964f65-a...

"Hey, you know, a dishonest man could make more from losing a by-election than winning one…"

Love the final bit of V/O: "Sky News has not contacted any members of Mr Farage's family about the story." Might as well say: "We have NO idea what he's on about, daft prick." A x

if Portugal lose I wonder who Ronaldo will call

Pathetic. Haven’t you had enough of him America?

Oh

Yep

Five times alleged rapist cries

Roberto Martinez is a generational coward

Ronaldo.

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It’s not just his fascistic policies, it’s not just his corruption, but even simply as a human being, he is an utterly worthless piece of trash. Anyone else who lied and abused and cheated and harassed like this in their workplace would be shown the door by security within hours.

By his own admission, he had no idea what a red card was, but he knew -- better than the ref, better than FIFA -- that what Balogun did did not meet the standards for getting a red card, which, again, he had never heard of before. This is like watching JD lecture the pope, but more corrupt.

The doctors at Walter Reed have never seen a fitter, healthier specimen*. *They are yet to confirm what sort of specimen they are comparing him to.