"THEY'RE CALLING IT SURVIVAL HORROR, COOP. MAINTAINING REASONABLE AMOUNTS OF AMMUNITION AND EDIBLE FOLIAGE TO PREVENT CANNIBALIZATION. IT'S ALL THE RAGE IN THE MIDWEST! I'D ASKED MY COUSIN ABOUT IT ONCE ON THE HORN!"

"If buying isn't owning, then ______ _____ ________."

Doing this the actual day after you lay off the entirety of the Destiny team is vandalism.

Yelling at clouds #1043: I hate when a TTRPG guidebook has inconsistent writing. If you call your primary stat block Pleepis, don't call them "stats" later. Call them Pleepis. Keep a consistent language, else the book will become unreadable to a large portion of your players.

As storage and RAM prices skyrocket and make powerful PCs and consoles feel increasingly out of reach, there's only one real option: Everyone go back to 2D

lancer rpg.... pretty good????

squibble

Do they count as Gijinka if they're not human? All of the Vision Gran Turismo robot girls so far 🥂

You've Raged Against your last Machine.

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

I've posted this design, but I don't -think- I've posted it with this colourscheme on bsky before? If I was going to redesign it, that little sensor array on the manubrium would be an eyeball for sure.

Thanks to the people making great new terms, like "slopaganda", "slop machines", and "Microslop"! Quick, let's try to make some more. Uh, "Mary Sloppins", "Snap, Crackle, Slop", "Slop! Hammer Time!", "Rainslops keep faillin' on my head", uh, "Slopper Mario Bros"... This is harder than I thought 🤔

how it feels to be passionate about tailoring, cats, and water from the lincoln memorial reflecting pool

i hate the minions. i hate them. if you're going to have underlings either give them speech or dont. "webbedy beebedy banana" shut the fuck up. shut up.

レムくん 入社一日目 #deadlock #deadlockfanart

Anyone know someone who would like an old CRT in the vicinity of South Florida? My mom has one in her garage that she would like to get rid of, and I would like to get it to someone who wants it.

trans men don't owe us a "masculine" appearance/clothes/etc! trans women don't owe us a "feminine" appearance/clothes/etc! nonbinary people don't owe us an "androgynous" appearance/clothing/etc! present how ever you want!! i love you!!!

It's impossible to lick your own elbow but now, with the power of advanced robotics, it's possible for your own elbow to lick you.

Had to make some queer versions for pride

It’s on Tubi, with subs made by people.

a trans knight to celebrate my 2 years on testosterone anniversary! 🏳️‍⚧️✨⚔️

thanks charlie

Even the psychotic racist square-dancing anti-Semite who spearheaded the destruction of our rail system knew he had to pay his own workers enough to buy one of his fucking cars

wanted to try a more eastern dragon approach! might refine it more later

Thinking about the video game Bully and feeling incredibly trans rn about it.

I wish modern gaming wasn't so FOMO heavy because it's such a shitty feeling to discover something new, see one or two things you like and would want to acquire and it ends up being "Uh, sorry, this is 2021 EXCLUSIVES and you should have known better. Your fault for not being here back then."

They got me back in the Tri-Color Splatfest mines with this one! 🗣️🦑🐙 My 2nd year participating! Happy Art Fighting!! ✨💛 artfight.net/~crystalzena... #artfight #artfight2026 #teamcomedy

True Love's Mystery//S2 Ep 7: "Bitter//Sweet" twitch.tv/spatsula FINALE FOR THE SEASON

the KSBD discord community is truly something incredible

me when I kill the enemy holiday with a goo splatter with spirit burn and mystic reverb from across the map

The three genders (nonbuynary)

i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one

So tired of this shit. Literally any concept artist can doodle up a better solution in minutes. And you know it’s original and not just plucked from some other IP. And they can iterate on it in realtime, allowing the whole team to be in on the process. We had this process for fucking decades.

rubber golem

Due to rising rents and gentrification, Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse is set to take place in a 3-bedroom/2-bath condominium. paletteswap.site/dif...

dont fall prey to the brush example showing you a masterpiece. you cannot draw like that just because of this brush. they're lying to you. you'll download the brush and you'll draw like you always do. are you listening

A new Maine/Mexican fusion dish: Horchowder

this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to normal people

Sapphire

Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.

A new one !

There's no time for obsessive Lancer thoughts, I HAVE WORK TO DO!!

"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

how it feels to accidentally squeeze my cat too hard