*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

youtu.be/Q5RqJXe7_5E?... there's now a speedrun of a thing i made and i'm still trying to process this information

thinking about this tweet a lot today for some reason

it's been five years of hrt and i'm still waiting for the sissy hypno to wear off

has anyone noticed that after a decade of peace it's only during trump presidencies that we see new Bubsy releases

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

a friend of mine is in a rough spot and is trying for a better one, if anyone has a few bucks they could spare for a trans girl trying to afford a move across the pond it'd be greatly appreciated gofund.me/a70b6fba

a friend of mine is in a rough spot and is trying for a better one, if anyone has a few bucks they could spare for a trans girl trying to afford a move across the pond it'd be greatly appreciated gofund.me/a70b6fba

I needed a break from my larger GB Studio project to work on something I could start and finish within a few days and this is what happened #gamedev #pixelart kaykeboss.itch.io/brown-bricks...

This argument used to be about stuff like universal healthcare and now it’s about specific groups of people deemed an acceptable loss

the problem with keeping uncrustables in the house is that the solution to every problem starts to look like an uncrustable

I needed a break from my larger GB Studio project to work on something I could start and finish within a few days and this is what happened #gamedev #pixelart kaykeboss.itch.io/brown-bricks...

You see other people on social media making points and you think you also have to Make A Point. This leads to some of the worst posts of all time. It's ok to just goof around instead

motherfucker looked like the jerky i keep in the compartment of my meat shoes

Just because you think a kink is gross does not make it immoral or harmful. If space is held for moral panic by saying "this sucks but I do think *kink that is weird but harmless* should be banned", everything will get demolished by fascists in the end.

i've long held the assumption that i'd be stuck as a sonic adult for life but if someone thought to gift me one of these that might just do the trick

one major note about how oppression against masses works: the appearance, the illusion of strength is more important, the demoralisation and despair is key to how they operate. they will use the state media apparatus to make it seem all is lost. it is a working; to dispel it, exist loudly in reality

google photos is right

who in the hell named these shrines

the ikea tv spot that was just "we released 100 cats into our warehouse and filmed it" was brilliant and it's such a waste that more companies haven't tried to ape it. i want to see a hundred cats in a jimmy johns, dammit

OFF-spring. @theonion.com

forgoing ever getting an orchiectomy in case i ever have a chance encounter with Mr. T and need to sate his appetite

oh my god it's literally alien vs. predator

the hardest part of being a trans woman is that it's impossible to find the Hulk Hogan meat shoes in my size 😔

Have a safe and happy Pride, friends! And, as always—

it's so cute that they kept making video games after dark souls 2

i can't believe that twitter got so bad that everyone just moved to the woody woodpecker racing for game boy color message board on gamefaqs and it basically worked out fine

lmao

can't sleep, the midnight brainworms are telling me that i'm not turtley enough for the turtle club

many people are saying this lately,

someone should make an international house of breakfast

is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

got my preorder in for the switch 2! so stoked, i'm gonna trade this for so much drinking water when it comes out in june

cici right at home in her element (potato)

never spent much time on 4chan but am nonetheless thankful that even at my most depraved my online posting never amounted to anything more profane than kiryu typing "I LOVE BOOBIES" in yakuza 6

why'd they stop making those oceangate submarines, they were so cool

it's such a bullshit to be gaining weight yet still be unable to generate a large colorful shockwave after landing from a jump

Microsoft is the real offender here, but anyone who writes even a news post about the copilot "AI" Quake 'tech demo' without describing how it actually functions (or fails to) it is is doing unpaid PR work.

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

first they took my luigi and now they took my mario

really thankful i imported my chinese copy of Pokemon Cock Version before the tariffs dropped

going forward if i ever repost this without context it's fair to assume i've just received a nigh unintelligible traumadump text from my estranged father and i'm too busy playing the world's smallest violin to make a new skeet

i wish chocobos were real. cats too

So, if people did not know, the series was on ice for so long because the composer, Tsunku, was diagnosed with laryngeal cancer in 2014 and had art of his vocal cords removed. That they made a note of him coming back for this one is actually kind of a big deal.