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join vc meow a few times leave vc

Subdomains imply the existence of dommedomains

noooo I forgot to save the css that makes my wikipedia look pompous

meow with me meow meow meow meow kissing girls meow

why is it that my brain intrinsically associates "wife" with lesbianism, I'll read a post from a dude talking about their wife and be like "omg thats so gay" and then I find out they're str*ight

The three genders

if i copied how you make coffee it's because you make good coffee and i am a coffee-cat

for all cats that live with humans, there is a human such that the cat owns the human proof: take any cat C that lives with humans. meow meow. thus, the C owns some human H. Q.E.D

Why run code at runtime when you can metaprogram everything to the point of executing the would-have-been runtime behavior at compile-time and just handle your user the compiler and source? I'm sorry, I'll stop now.

drank too much coffee help

did u know

when you give your girl a sword and sit on her lap then start licking her cheeks like ice cream mmmmmm

my following feed is too good

logged in after ages what did I miss?

is it blasphemy to use nix inside a docker container

*runs `nix develop`* oh wait *does a `git add .`* yeahh *runs `nix develop` again* now we're talking

i made mac and cheese :D

social media but awesome

ENBIES kissing

can your cat do an epic backflip

today's coffee was pretty fine nothing absurd happened today, go home

why is the state of the world mutable and why do I have to change it imperatively

Thanks to Lewis UpCloud ( @lewis.moe ) I can now make a skyscraper taller than Burj Khalifa out of my notifications what do i name it

Petition to forcefully suggest they move to a tgirl.gay domain

be cat, do meow

@upcloud.com when coffee x mosquito problems

omw to teleport to iceland for every coffee drinking session

meowwwww!!!!

no mosquito on my coffee today, but my cup got shattered actually I'm drinking from a different cup. it didn't have coffee in it when it got shattered. so I just took a different one sorry

the wokes and gays created sleep deprivation smh *drinks more coffee*

getting a coffee again hopefully no mosquito decides to make my drink its cemetery today

mpreg when mindpreg walks in (✨ you exchange and combine ideas to create new ones ✨)

women kissing

mosquito in my coffee

coffee gut

i just took this photo 🔥

spinning up my third nixos vm for the day to to mess shit up almost running out of ideas, but stupidity must persist!

cats