how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie girlpop

The most recent meme in your photo roll, describes your mental state.

need that type of yuri where they fika yk

i think I have made my wife and I both get addicted to civ v

kommer det att bli vad på polym*rket om kashs alkoholhalt i blodet nu?

heeheeheeha

when she doesn't take the source identifier out of a url she sends me.. it's like you wanna be so connected so that even advertisers know we're connected?? that's so... romantic,,,, 😳

aww that's sweet and I appreciate you respecting the boundary, while my wife and I are poly (not solo poly) we've fairly recently had a very bad experience with that so obviously I wouldn't entertain that any time soon - and that's assuming we both know someone really well beforehand

being nice to everyone is too hard, if we talk in the first place it usually means I like you friend

felt

fih

im very clearly married lol

pff that's nonsense, DMs are always an option yk

why thank you random person, cheers

awww that's extremely sweet thank you! I assume this is mostly my fault due to being largely inactive :c but I'm almost always around to respond to dms

nothing is planned however id imagine hanging out with wife as per usual, working on my website, and maybe I'll practice ball in overwat

equals two people making root beer floats

cheers and thanks! i try my best to help people feel safe and comfy

ask me anything at all! ngl.link/katrxc

swapping to bicalutamide from cypro was such a good decision :3

preemptive denial is such a self report

wake up, grab a brush and put a little makeup

squishes ur head off

buh

please refer to the image

guess you could say he's pretty fly for a ghost guy

did you guys know that gengar can fly? if not, now you do!

im so gay for women it's crazy

learning rammatra is prolly the most fun I've had in any game lately

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

have you tried setting it to wumbo

welsh hairline.

hash browns are absolutely delicious

they who shall not be named.

mutuals and following feeds might be the only ones worth a damn i fear

you ever have those days at work where youre overloaded with things to do but you come out satisfied because at least you had a lot of fun debugging

hi welcome to chili's

what does it say about someone when they think everything is about themselves?

Gazing yurily...

guess u could say i got adhd cuz im admirin dat heckin donk

prostul nu e prost destul până nu e și fudul

it's such a good feeling ridding yourself of toxic people, you really don't fully realize the emotional drain till you're free from it for a while

if I ever get a boat I'm naming it dih so I can tell people to hop on or off my dih

burger flip

currently mewing

the worms

is that how it works

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