where's the fun in that? :)

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silly things I'm contemplating for the next house now include space in the yard to set up a swing-set or jungle gym that can handle adult weight...

Imagine getting targeted by a caretaker, buying you toys and cute clothes to woo you. Casually babying and embarrassing you in public with baby babbling and butt pats. Who just wants you in their bed... to read you a story and give you a ba-ba before nap time. 🥰

this extends way past your 30s, btw :)

The funniest part of being an ABDL is being in your 30s and smoothly transitioning between resolving a shipping dispute, then tabbing back to your work emails, catching up with your boss, wondering if you should poop your pants today, and then opening an online portal to pay a bill

You should get your diaper changed. It does something to you. Find a local ABDL friend and change each other, or drop by a caretaker's room at a con if they say they're open on socials, or have a partner do it, but do it. Put your pacifier in and lie there and let it change your brain.

Dad printing out a big stack of Good Kid Bucks that you can earn for diaper changes and then exchange for treats and privileges like wand time, zoo trips, an ice cream run, that cute shirt you've had your eye on, etc

the people yearn for furries

does anyone with the Deep Knowledge of the gender fic canon know what story this is because i kind of want to read it. I wasn't able to find it by searching

Evening boost!! 🌟 BLACK FRIDAY SALE 🌟 20% off STOREWIDE 11/28-11/30 Sale prices displayed in cart. (Excludes MTO items) shop.cairosteele.com #BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay

realizing that I have as much of a love for overalls as @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social does for onesies. Found these on Etsy and liked them enough that I reached out to the seller to see if she'd upsize them (no). So I'm throwing it out here too to see if there's anyone willing/interested.

I hope all of you had a good Thanksgiving <3 Remember that for lots of retail workers (some of whom didn't even get to rest today), tomorrow is the worst day of the year, and they have to deal with people at their worst. Be the person whose small gesture of kindness gets them through the day.

Saw this and immediately thought of @cargie.baby Is it camp yet? shosu.amsterdam/collections/...

@basilbunny.bsky.social when they find a new place to buy plants

I haven't fought with cancer. Family and friends though? Too many times. And even if I didn't - I see death and life changing experiences every day. I very much look forward to "feeling old" with the people I love.

Your month, your puppy!

can I hate AI entirely and still kinda want one?

69. Nice

Got my COVID booster yesterday. Definitely, definitely feeling it today. Glad today was supposed to be a low-key day anyways.

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

fuck a babyfur commune when are we doing a babyfur trailer park

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have just identified a powerful new antibiotic that is 100x STRONGER than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA and VRE. Hiding in a well-known soil bacterium, pre-methylenomycin C lactone KILLS drug-resistant bacteria WITHOUT triggering resistance.

Printed on a gift box of candy from @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social "After all, you might not be able to buy happiness, but you can chew it"

We’ve had such a blast watching what Patches has been up to lately... that plushy troublemaker never stays where you left him! Got a Patches at home? Prove it. Let’s see the lil rascal. Adopt your own plushy troublemaker and see what he “shrinks” next~ littletroubles.com/products/pat...

this should put the fear into anyone who sells anything even vaguely NSFW on the internet. Ana Valens has been DEBANKED because of her activism about paypro censorship - as in the kind of thing they do to international drug dealers. they have flagged her BANK ACCOUNT. for doing giantess/vore vtubing

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Creating AI versions of your deceased loved ones? Yeah... I'm starting to think the ban on thinking machines from Dune is a wonderful idea.

this reminds me that I should include at least a little hypnosis in the next book installment :)

as a furry, I wonder if he has ever heard of us...

Mychael Threats is taking over the mantle of Reading Rainbow and I couldn't be more pleased.

Work in progress or whatever the fuiuuck (rabbit porn)

I'm saying this with 100% seriousness: it is better to be single than it is to be with someone who is going to be weird about your kinks. You CANNOT have a meaningful relationship with someone to whom you can't expose your vulnerabilities. That road only leads to tears.

For reference these don't taste like cinnamon or like animal crackers. They taste like daycare

some political snark before my road trip

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

So hey, weird human behind the beaver here with a job hunt sort of request - do I know anyone on here who works for or has contacts at Make a Wish - America? Let me know. Thanks!

Did you remember to pet a mustelid today?

nobody chooses what kinks we are dealt from that big deck of cards

this looks adorable

if @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social was a pitty

they told me this is the good boy box for good boys 😌

Character commission for @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social

So like next month do amputee fetishists celebrate Dismember?

I realized last night that my blue overalls are an exact match for the color of my scrubs.. this pleases me far more than it should :)

Instead of putting up Bluey at a babyfurs/little party for millionth time, I'm just going to throw one of these on instead

I dreamed of my first @campcrucible.bsky.social. I miss my DC family

We live in the worst timeline

even without a bio-tail I would wear pants like this