EVIL RICK
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21+ writer. MDNI. WIP. ( the evil scientist of the
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𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑, 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞, 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖍
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⠀ 𝐖𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨
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BOY WHAT THE HELL.
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hey. HEY. use that on yourself‼️
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〔TᕼE ± ᕵᘿᗩᑢᓍᑢᖽᐸ〕
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↶*ೃ✧˚. ❃ ↷ ˊ- ‽ ꍟꃅꃅ ꌗꌗꃅꀎꉣ ꀸꂦꉓ ‽
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you first‼️
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🎉 THE BITCH IS GONE HOLY SHIT. 🥳
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♱ ͟. 𝕾𝐊𝐔𝐋𝐋᭥ɢɨʀʟ.⭒
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𝕯ᴿˑ 𝓔𝙂𝙂𝙈𝘼𝙉
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i'm not done throwing these ones. you're gonna have to bother me later, kid.
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LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE A STACK OF ONES AND A DREAM.
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mary
🔔 no more frontal lobe. . .
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your choice should be to awf yourself, kiddo. grandpa is busy.
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i don't want no damn lobotomy i should be in the strip club. . .
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evil rick immediately grimaced and took a few steps back, shaking his head and watching the sobbing child and grandson. " fine, but you're an asshole "
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lizzie was, by now, a sobbing mess. the girl didn't want to do anything violent and slowly began to back away. " morty. i don't feel good, " she whispered, one good eye pleading for him to stop whatever he was doing. evil rick just scoffed and began to approach her.
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lizzie said nothing but tears continued to stream down her face. chest rising and falling as fists clenched. this never got any easier. talking never worked. " what's wrong kid? too stupid to respond?-- " cut off as her FIST makes contact with rick's jaw.
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rick easily caught the child's arm in his grasp only to be horribly electrocuted. lizzie shook her head and pulled away with enough force to ALMOST rip rick's arm from his socket. the child quickly backed away from them, a look of betrayal on her tear stained face. " OW -- LITTLE SHIT -- "
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" you're a pain in my fucking ass so i don't really notice half the time. also, you should stop treating lizzie like a princess. raise her like i raised you. she'll turn out just fine " speaking above lizzie's crying.
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quickly shoving lizzie over because she JUST tried to bite him. humming. " right. yeah. but it's in the DNA, y'know? you inherited his obnoxious behavior "
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" you got it from your father " OH WOW.
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" you're insufferable like your daughter, shithead "
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( DAMN AND A BITCH IS OUT COLD )
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( OW? damn bitch what the fuck. ELDER ABUSE !!! )
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mary
🔔 me, alex, and ven are back on our bullshit. the three musketeers are back, whores.
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🔔 alex is playing MY song. BROKE BOYS DONT DESERVE NO PUSSY, I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT 🗣️‼️
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( DAMN BITCH PUT THE NINE AWAY )
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🔔 okay alex and ven. we need to make a r&m roleplay group on god. on COD if you will.
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🔔 WHO'S YOUR SEXY AHHHHHHH.
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( flipping off pres and ignoring lizzie crying )
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mary
🔔 now we're doing sexy back and it's almost in sync iM FUCKING TWEAKING.
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🔔 HELLA THICK I WANNA SMASH EM ALL 🎶
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🔔 me and alex are just blasting the same song in vc.
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( casually pushing lizzie the SECOND she is within arm distance. ) wow kid you need better balance. what kinda bugs are in your programming?
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🔔 SPEED UP. GAS PEDAL GAS PEDAL GAS PEDAL.
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she'll listen to me. lizzie come here or i take away the television.
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don't worry about it. lizzie come here.
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hey lizzie. come here.
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we are still a team, dipshit. the shit i did wasn't that bad, and you see how smart you are now? you should be thanking me. you should be grateful that i'm still here guiding you. lizzie hasn't done anything to help you.
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you defend her too much. lizzie is clearly making you worse. not to mention the other one is delusional in thinking it's actually her. i can make the situation better . . . if you let me get rid of that thing. we can lie to morty c137 and say she ran away again.
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( COUGHING ) excuse me? you're gonna make me DIE? AGAIN? after all i've done for you, morty, this is really how you treat me? why are you protecting her? what has that THING done for you? you're pissing me off.
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( grimacing from the shock and gripping at his chest. oof. he forgot morty could do that! ) if that's what you want to believe, fine, but i liked it better when the kid was running around with those other losers. oh wait. they're gone. ( a pained laugh ) one day you'll see what i see.
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THAT MACHINE IS MAKING YOU WEAK. IT USED TO BE JUST US, AND NOW THOSE TWO ASSHOLES ARE IN THE WAY. i'm only looking out for your best interests.
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that thing is NOT lizzie, morty, and you're possibly prolonging the suffering. lizzie's soul is gone. it's a machine.
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. . . . you're so ridiculous.
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( gritting his teeth and clenching his fists. evil rick was furious that lizzie was being protected ) fine. . . but i think you're making a mistake, morty, that kid is a huge walking delusion. it's not healthy.
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݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐒𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝑳𝖠͟𝖬𝖡.
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you're -- you're insufferable. if you're not going to get rid of the parasite, i'll do it for you. you really don't want to mess with me, kid.
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