“...When was the last time I heard from that blue fox chick from Star Fox?”

“Blergh. Valentine’s Day.”

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“Disney is like the annoying fly that won’t bother Nintendo. Do I need to bring up a list of Disney-licensed games released on Nintendo platforms?”

“They aren’t. That title belongs to Nintendo’s western equivalent of falling behind with other competitors, Apple.”

“...Who’s gonna tell Kassidy that his majesty also uses PC? Alongside myself?”

“Yep. THAT’S the add-on for the N64. Never got a release date for da West, by the way.”

“Yes.”

“Tell that to Nintendo about releasing an add-on for their N64 console before the Wii U’s existence.”

“Except Nintendo took a page from their rival company PlayStation, kid. As if we didn’t notice it. Wii U is a dumb name, but compared to the Switch 2 in terms of names? It was more original.”

“No. It's a console and successor to the Wii.”

“That, or keep 3rd Party Characters inside where their games made a debut.”

“Kassidy. Just accept the Wii U exists. No need to ignore it.”

“True, but she actually saw the small 101 Super Sentai characters escape Nintendo jail with a remaster, from what I’ve heard.”

“Last I checked, she didn’t say that. What she did say was being stuck in Nintendo jail, and golly gee... If you think she deserves it that punishment, then wait until ya meet this Bayonetta chick who entered the Miyamoto building in the Wii U era.”

“Sorry, Kassidy. The monkey girl has a point about Smash Bros not being as great as it used to be.” Oh shit, how did the Kremling Lady return?

“Not to the Mouse’s deluded empire...”

“...Run.”

“Don’t... even. Think about countering the real deal that mouse summoned.”

“I’m sorry... But this Kremling gal doesn’t feel too good....”

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Yep~

Good Because I’m the real deal.

You called?

“Why, you-”

“Oh yeah? Um- er- ah- At least I didn't get to leave His Majesty, unlike you with the Kongs!”

“Oh yeah? At least I’ve got decent clothing style more than you could ever have from your little Kong wardrobe!”

“Candy?! HERE?!”

𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.

“It’s been so long....”

Ah, if it isn’t the plumber boy himself...

“Don’t need proof. I spit facts.”

“I beat Tiny in the Barrel Blast racing tournament. Twice.”

“I... I CAN’T BELIEVE I LOST!”

The Kremling girl lost. How could she lose to SOMEONE who isn’t a member of the Kong family? She stepped out of the dance pad, and went away while the audience cheered for her opponent by successfully beating Kalypso...

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” This lead to Kalypso shoving or punching the monkey girl off the Player 1 dance pad. She is NOT GOING TO ALLOW THIS.

“No, but victory will be claimed by me!” Yeah, no. It doesn’t seem Kalypso is ready. Doesn’t help the fact she has to experience Healing Vision’s Heavy mode of all difficulties. This is not good.

“Oh, for crying out l-” SHIT. Out of all the DDR tracks chosen, why did it HAVE to be Healing Vision ~ Angelic mix ~?! The worst part? Kalypso didn’t practice, which puts her at a HUGE disadvantage! What to do...

💢 (‘This little shrimp... How did she manage to defeat me in round 2?’) The third and final round here. The pop idol should better pick a song for the two ladies to dance to, or else there’s gonna be a problem. If it’s a hard one...

“Feeling the groove, are you?” Even Kalypso’s taste in music has a strong effect, especially to the two strange beings who decided to pump things up. Anyway, Kalypso started to dance.

“Tch...” Kalypso became annoyed. She thought this dance challenge battle is going to be a piece of cake, but she had underestimated the pop idol badly. It’s as if her opponent had caught up to recover from the 1st round, and things aren’t looking good for female Kremling... The moment the song -

“Got a problem? If not, then shut up and step it up, kid.” And thus, the two started to dance the selected song Kalypso chose, and for the croc girl who had a great taste in Disco... She is stepping the arrows with precision.... Making her opponent fall behind.

“It’s funny because they’re wusses when eating them.”

“I wanted to check up on you and see how you’re doing with the rotten bananas we stole from the Kongs.”

“You doing alright?”

“Ooh. I know what song we should both play next...” Wait, Kalypso. You don’t even jam to this- Oh, never mind. Whatever floats, her boat, because this time, the Kremling girl decided to pick a licensed song. How is she going to fair against the monkey girl remains no clue. But to the croc girl, -