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"G'day. I'm Rick's Lawyer."

Tsuki_Glare

It's all fun and games until the wife bullies her husband.

"Bum, unemployed, Suplexable."

"... Where'a my Suplex band."

"He's a bum."

"Hehehehe~"

"I'm sexy and I know it~"

Suplexing @residenthampter.bsky.social, and looking sexy doing it. #SeductiveSunday

"PEG HIM! PEG HIM! PEG HIM!"

"Damn right~"

"..... I'm prettier than Rick."

:D "I'm Pick, by the way! And Farosh was right! You're pretty!"

"Lies told on bluesky."

"Thank you, miss~"

𝘌𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭, 𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 ℳℴ𝓉𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓉𝒽𝓇ℴ𝓊ℊ𝒽 ℯ𝓂ℴ𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃, 𝒹𝒶𝓂𝒶ℊℯ𝒹 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓌ℯ'𝓇ℯ ℊℴ𝓁𝒹ℯ𝓃

"DINRAAL YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

“Dr. Hardy chose me to be the Jaguar! He believed in me! If you don’t, you can rot in this helmet! You want glorious battles? I’m going to be a superhero! You’ll get your battles!” 𝘡𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘈𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘪 𝘈𝘱𝘢𝘦𝘤 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙧 ♡ + ↻

"Bum bum BUUUUUM!"

((NC)) "Ya want next, Dinny-poo?~"

((NC)) ;3

((NC)) "... OK~" :3

((Nc)) "But I see your handle?"

"I was the first person I saw!"

"Minervamon... you better take care of Rick. For he is bum."

"Yeah I see her. Minnymon"

"Mmmhm... i'd better be in that inner circle~"

"Cuz it's hot~"

"Tsuki is Right! Bowser should kidnap me too~"

"Rick, dear. Do you wanna be able to buy all the ice cream you could possibly want?"

:3 "I made him suffer.~"

"Tee hee. I blue balled Rick~" >B3 "Also... WHY IS LINK NAKED!? I GET ITS SUNDAY BUT STILL!"

"... oh yeah... my writer hasn't decided if I'm going to be multiship or not."

"You know all I'm gonna do is fangirl And ask him to marry me"

"WHERE!?"

"..... Tsuki? Can I get the crash ability please?"

"WATCH ME."

" I'm going to eat the competition."

"Damn right I am~"

"Oh, he's in the dog house."

"I WONDER WHY, RICK!"

Heartbroken

"Woooooow mate..."

"Crikey, I just wanted to be Owen from Ohio's friend."

Yo fuck you owen from ohio!

Mekky-Moo Chat. @ancestral-evil.bsky.social and I did a thing.

"Crikey. Looks like a bitch is dying today mates."