You tried to be a father to me, but you just reminded me of why I want to be alone.

“Superhero stuff doesn’t pay. I mean, sometimes it does. I am trying to get a job with SDN. And apparently some folks will pay top dollar for some photos of Jaguar.”

……does online piracy count because everything is too expensive anyways?

screams into a pillow It’s very therapeutic

// a tad grumpy rn for RL reasons.

“Granted, you’re not entirely a cat so it’s not comparable. But…if hearing loss does happen, I imagine there are solutions.”

// The two Jaguar forms.

I mean, you are a witch. I wouldn’t be shocked if you accidentally literally jinxed yourself

Don’t jinx yourself

“Why doesn’t Kayda just throat punch her?”

stretches

“I own a shirt like that. Except it’s orange. And it’s Garfield.”

Ivette’s got a thing for muscles and power. She finds it incredibly attractive. Part of her wants to touch muscles and feel held by them. Another part of her wants to fight the person with the most muscles and dominate them via combat.

“……wow…….”

“Not to me. I’ve been victim of a psychic attack though. It’s not fun. It’s like being trapped in a nightmare.”

Washboard Wednesday? Well unfortunately, I don’t have a washboard. ………. …….Oh. You don’t mean literally.

It's such a shame what you turned into. You make me sick.

Compassion has saved far more hearts than any blade.

Helmet is back on. She’s perching on a rooftop, sniffing the air

“I would not like to be mind controlled thanks.”

she took a deep breath “Say…one more word. I dare you.”

“She…can’t just…but if he dies then the evil queen…she wins! Unless…unless she becomes the hero too? And avenges the death of the one she loves… …regardless, you ruined it for me!”

“But…was it all for nothing? All the fights, sacrifices, and…” she wipes a tear from her eye “…I guess some stories just…end in tragedy. Don’t they?”

she slams the book shut and slowly turns her head, tears in her eyes “Wh-What? But they’re in love! And…it’s supposed to be a happy ending! How can he die?”

“People are transforming?!? N-Not me…” she transforms on a semi-regular basis

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

// so without really thinking I absent minded typed out I fucking hate myself into Google. I’m tired. I really should sleep lol

From the page she’s on, it’s a fantasy story, with a hint of romance. The page she’s on features a battle between an armored man and a mysterious cloaked figure, who at the very end of the page is revealed to be a beautiful woman “……Oh. It’s her.” Ivette smiles, still ignoring Klarion

she’s too engrossed in the book to pay attention to him

she’s reading another book

Threw myself into a nice ice cold bath after yesterday. I…uh, sort of needed to cool off. Feeling much more level headed now

// is that an ai generated furry with a huge cock twice the size of their body? It has happened. The hornt has escaped the body

Ivette also gets…a bit needy sometimes. Especially on Sundays. She’s not proud of it.

“I…was hesitant at first. You know. Shame and embarrassment. Didn’t even…uh, by myself.” she cleared her throat “…but then I…sort of opened up to it. And…you know. The idea is both terrifying and exciting for me. It’s a mess of overwhelming emotions.”

she closed her eyes and shuddered a bit as she felt his lips on her cheek “…O-Oh…I, uh…get needy too. Probably why I…want to feel attractive. But at the same time? I…It scares me a little. I’ve never…” she opened her eyes suddenly and turned her head “S-Sorry. Sorry. I…got lost in thought.”

“O-Oh…my apologies…” her face reddened as she looked away “…This…this is nice. I like this.”

Happy International Women’s Day! Daylight Savings took an hour. That…that seems on brand. I’m sure there is a political joke in there somewhere

she smiled and scratched his ears. She seems to relax and completely misinterpret what he’s saying “Aw. I…get it. My cat likes it too. Not all cats though. But you know. Much like people, cats can have complex personalities… …this is strange. I’m…both nervous and calm.”

she looked up at him, wide eyed “You…my lap…I…it kind of reminds me of how my cat would jump on my lap. Except this is…very different.” she reached her hand up towards him instinctively before putting it back down

…hot people…

her face reddened as she hid her face behind her hair “I…um…I mean…I…just want to learn how to be…not for anyone in particular just…” she looked at him up and down, swallowing “…I mean, everyone could use a book. For…various subjects.”

she looks up from her book and tosses it behind her in a panic “WHAT. No! Never! I’d… …Oh. H-Hi…You’re a cat boy…”

she’s engrossed by it “…..eyes wide…direct eye contact…nope. Not doing that.” she flips the pages “…confidence. Nope. Dominance. Nope. Touching…god, I wish… …mysterious? I…think I can pull they off… …or…can I? Maybe that’s the mystery.” she snorts and laughs to herself

N-Nothing. She’s definitely not trying to learn to be sexy because she has no idea how At least not on purpose Apparently it just happens by accident sometimes.

reads a book labeled “How To Be Seductive On Sundays”

“True. But in some white cats, blue eyes, even in heterochromia, there is a higher chance of developing hearing lo-…” she pauses and slowly turns her head “... Are your eyes blue? I’d check myself but even if you’re a cat person you also appear human and eye contact with others makes me nervous”

// Stealing a wandbagon and this time I’ll remember to post the video image

“That cat lady has heterochromia. Interesting… …the one blue eye. Hmm…I wonder if she’s at a higher risk of going deaf?”

// I love She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and I highly recommend it to anyone. You can find it on Netfl-… …hold on. Wait. What’s that? It’s gone? And…can you find it anywhere else? ……………. Well, I guess there is nothing LEGAL you can do. The attached gif is unrelated. Totally unrelated.

sniffs the air “…weed…”