// feel so frustrated im gonna cream

“Also yes. Olive is the other reindeer. The one you call when one of the others can’t make it.”

// Kind of canon by the way

“Santa? I helped save his reindeer once!”

“Why are people hot? Can they not?”

// I should clarify I’m referring to Maria Mendoza and not Maria de Guzman. You know. For those weird comic nerds who don’t know what I’m talking about

// María and Ivette are similar and also very different Both have magical relics that give them god powers. Both are Peruvian. Both are hinted to be possible reincarnations.

// I hate that the word goon has changed. There was a time when goon was a term for red shirt henchmen I meant, it can mean the same now but now it can be funnier

// Writers note. Ivette will never cut her hair

“Maybe I should cut my hair. Sort of feels like an obvious weakness to enemies.”

“I mean, he’s a cranky guy but when it comes down to it, he shows his true colors before the storm. Unfortunately, most of his stories are lost records…”

// I overate again and am facing the consequences

“The existence of supposed video game characters in the real world doesn’t surprise me. I mean, my helmet is a gateway to a realm where a giant cat faced deity lives. …Life is strange.”

// I keep forgetting I have the game Stray. And I feel like that game is up Ivette’s ally. And she’d feel extra protective of the cat in it and also constantly nitpick any unrealistic aspects of it

// Combining multiple interpretations of Ivette, borrowing from actual Moche and Incan mythology, and other Archie-verse lore to expand a character who has not much consistent appearances is both fun and tiring at times

“I think the gods that give us our powers have…beef with each other.”

“………….I don’t know if I like you.”

“I am incredibly fast but I’m told these days being incredibly fast isn’t fast enough. …Yeah. Sure. You can run faster than a car and then someone who’s faster than the speed of light comes along and makes it seem like nothing.”

// Remembering that the voice actor for Peni Parker in Into The Spider-Verse and the voice actor for Nifty from Hazbin Hotel are the voice actor Meaning you can technically hear that unhinged song and pretend it’s Peni singing it. Only an insane person would do something with this information

𝕄𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕟 𝕘𝕠𝕕 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕚 𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕒𝕡𝕒𝕔-𝕐𝕒𝕦𝕣𝕚, 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕦𝕫𝕔𝕠. 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕕𝕤! 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔼𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙! Maria Mendoza. Attorney At Law. Demigoddess of the Sun. Protector of All On Earth. ‘Maravilla’ ♡ & ↻

// does it look like I was born yesterday?

Also hoping antlers…or horns…grow back

Don’t sell mythical folks on the black market please

// The only slur I have ever been called is was the R slur. And I don’t think it affected me as much, due to the fact that back in the day, usage of the R slur was…uh, much more liberal to say the least

// a tribute to furry Ivette

// you know nothing about cursed search histories I grew up in the era of tricking folks into “shock” websites

………… takes out her phone and googles vore ……………

“I wouldn’t do any arm twisting unless the situation calls for it. And even then, wouldn’t want to hurt you. You seem nice.”

“Wh-What?” her voice goes high pitched for a moment before she clears her throat and speaks ok a low tone “Ahem. What? I…Well, I’m flattered.”

// I imagine there is a difference in Ivette and Jaguar’s voice Ivette’s voice: softer, higher pitched, Jaguar voice: lower toned, a little gravely/growly Like that scene in Community where Annie tries to do a Christian Bale impression…but actually convincing.

“I…have know idea who this Ivy is. I’m…I’m Jaguar. Sounds like a nice lady.”

adjusts her helmet awkwardly

“Oh by the way. Don’t hit the child, please. I know that conversation happened a while ago but I got…distracted.”

/// Case in point One looks like a superhero The other looks like a mascot for a snack food

“………My helmet isn’t ugly. …I think. I mean, I think it changes appearances sometimes and I guess it can either look cool or…goofy. Depending on the angle”

…….I like the ears

…..Oh.

“……I…they’re clean. I washed them.” she did slash a guy’s back and got blood on her hands the other day…but she did clean them

HISSES “BIRD POSTING”

looks to the left looks to the right No fork No knife …………. looks at claws

// okay before I sleep I found a new reaction image and I find it funnier than it actually is. But I’m just staring and laughing

// want to reply and get to RP stuff but I absolutely shouldn’t. Need to be up early in the morning

// misread “Sipping scotch” as “Sipping crotch” and I think I found my new favourite euphemism

ROARS

sniffs the air “Sometimes if I can see someone, I can still smell them and pick up on their scent.”

He’s…conflicting. Both a protector and a destroyer. Basically? Someone you don’t want to anger. A force of nature you better hope is on your side.

Close. Peruvian. Moche culture. Around 100 A.D. I…read a story about him once. Those stories are pretty scarce though. No writing system, new empires, and colonizers can do that…

“Ai Apaec was a god that was offered blood sacrifices and beheadings. One who was both feared and loved. Both a protector and a destroyer… ……meanwhile I just want to go through one day without having a panic attack.”

Woke up and Rafa made it really hard to get out of bed. He was just sleeping on my arm, refusing to get off. Super cute, though

“Okay. Okay. If I want to be braver without the helmet, I gotta put myself in…situations. I can do this. I…can…do…this…”