and here's-a my brothah luigi! here to give you a big ol' heapin' spaghetti pile of informationé!

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Silly, I've had worse than that! ( looks at mario party's death traps )

You all and your silly fighting.

Don't hate me cause I'm-a right, Nintendo.

They said mainline, silly!

Eh—?

" Nah, we're letting a–Donkey Kong have his 3D game! I'm-a sure our fans are plenty patient. "

" Mama Mia. . . Those fans sure are violent! "

" Ahem. "

I guess you wouldn't understand.

Not the truth, silly! I love–a Peachie with all my heart!

You need to stop spreading lies, paisano.

⠀ nessie. I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS DIVA too bad I'm not good at this game

⠀ nessie. I'm bored guess I'll play the sparks of hope dlc maybe I'll write rabbid peach again idk

wonder how mama's doing?

Wahoo!

Oh. . . mama mia. . .

" I'm not sure. I don't watch them, hee hee! "

oh! okie dokie!

" Sheesh. It's almost as much of a farce as those Oscars! "

You said mean things about me?

" Ehe. . . I really don't like that guy! Remember that time he told those-a Baldurs Gate guys to wrap it up? So rude!"

To be honest. . . I wanted-a Sonic to win.

⠀ nessie. me when a man is silly and joyous and whimsical

⠀ nessie. mario getting hate because he won is like a kid winning a soccer game but having a really annoying soccer mom

⠀ nessie. fuck geoff keyleigh and fuck the game awards btw 😊

I'm–a retired!

Do you wanna do the honors?

I–a think we need to kill Nintendo.

Nope. She won't!

Me too.

Pat pat. . .

Ehe. . . Peachie won't like that!

" Mhm. I just feel bad for Sonic. I was-a rooting for him! "

I actually think both games are lots of fun!

" You–a get used to it. " Sigh.

( just awaiting the angry mob. )

Yah! Wahoo! Yippie!

I wonder what luigi's up to.

just sitting and humming to himself. " Oh! Daisy! "

I love when Peachie bakes me a cake!

oh yeah! mama mia! mama mia! wahoo! wowie zowie! mama mia!