“…. I- I dunno why I’m surprised people think I can handle a gun. I’m perfect, but I CANNOT aim- But.. It is cool, I will admit!-“

“I- What?! That’s a mod, Amiga. I’m PRETTY sure that’s a mod. I never got called to do something like that- What game even is this??”

“… What?”

The Red Prototype PROTOMAN / BLUES

— TEMP PIN. #SONICRP #MVRP #RPSKY

“I know literally every language.. guess why-“ Definitely is not dream related totally

“…. I’m about to be 30 next year..”

“AW!~ BOO HOOO!~ I SEE A ICON ASS COPYCAT WHO CAN’T GET INTO THE ROSTER!~ WAAAAAH HAAAAA!~ BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOO!~ SILLY AHH! GOOFY AHH! PUSSY AHH BITCH! HAHAHAHAAAAA!~”

“As soon as the faker enters a mainline game, she’s eclipsed my popularity. I am NOT having that.”

“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE DREAM CREATURE AT SEGA- SHE COPIED MY FLOW-“

“AW!~ BOO HOOO!~ I SEE A ICON ASS COPYCAT WHO CAN’T GET INTO THE ROSTER!~ WAAAAAH HAAAAA!~ BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOO!~ SILLY AHH! GOOFY AHH! PUSSY AHH BITCH! HAHAHAHAAAAA!~”

“I know right. It’s so great~”

“HIIIIIIIII!~”

temporary pinned. A Confection of jamcat. Indie portrayal of Usalia, Post-D5, Pre-DRPG. Threads/Pinned will be updated in time! 🐇💛

“Ohh those green things. ..yeah I don’t really care about those things. They “pay” me with candy.”

“No seriously! What’s ‘paid’?!”

“What’s ‘paid’?”

❝ 𝑰𝒕 𝒋𝒔 𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆. 𝑴𝒚 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 . . . 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆.ᐟ ❞

“I’m trying not to! Besides, do you think I wanna lose without grace knowing the fact I GOT LAST?! Oh nononono.. As long as I place somewhere ABOVE that I am fairly satisfied! Believe me!”

[“..actually you know what? If i’m going to lose. I might as well do it in STYLE. . . Oh, i’m not gonna cheat but A LITTLE something to really bring it home~”]

“YOU- You.. Sigh.. ..karma’s a.. Not.. very nice person, isn’t it?” #CWGRANDPRIX

“. . .” “Oh Selph, what have I done?” Oh god. . . Now they’re gonna have to hit the brakes and everyone pass them or try to rush it and end up being hit. …they chose the former. They KNEW they weren’t fast enough. “NOT RISKING IT!” [SKRRRRRRRT-]

“Everyone can be “karted”. This isn’t a guarantee yet!”

“Ah, who cares about that game? People loved the first one.”

Soar? Ha! Does this bird know who they’re up against?! NiGHTS swerved around just a much. Keeping their space, just in case Jet were to do something that would hinder the nightmaren. They ALMOST messed up a drift but to compensate, the drift made them get a huge boost!

“Bias! HMPFT!”

Now they’re gonna have to lock in. They weren’t going to hit them with an item NOW, that would be too expected. The jester just swerves around the obstacles and sloooowly let their gear gain on Jet’s enough to where they were practically next to each other. With this,

“Alright… Keep moving.. Keep moving!” NiGHTS kept up the gear play. Speeding up on the pack.. Doing tricks. And evading items. Wait.. what placement did they put that on? S- 2ND?! Seriously?! Oh wow! They’re halfway close to winning this! “2ND PLACE! My oh my. I’m on a roll!~ I just have

“HIIIIII! MAJORA! HIIII! …. LOOK AT THE TV! I’M OVER HERE! HEY!~” How.. how did they know that? They were racing right now-

6th place. That’s no SO bad. But MAN, they need to pick up the pace and fast! NiGHTS reached for a few items to see what they can get. . . “C’mon.. gimme something good. . .” Speed boosts? “..These aren’t lethal.. but they will have to do.” ZOOOOM! “WEEEEHEHEEEEE!~” #CWGRANDPRIX

They’re.. backing up.. .. Uh.. “Uh.. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! YOU BETTER RUN! HA!” Oh NiGHTS was such a gullible fool. They continue to blitz through the track. . . . Until. . . They hear a faint sound. Was that.. No.. “Wh- OH YOU TWA-“ 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐇 NiGHTS was the first one to be squished,

As Tron does this, NiGHTS immediately does the same. Though unlike the usual taunting, the jester was more aggressive. They KNEW this was the last race of the grand prix so they were not holding anything back. “You better not miss me or I will SORELY be disappointed. ..and hit you as well.”

*pfft... pft...* "W-widow's peak..."

“OOF!~ Hey.. Widows peak! Way to be so rude!” NiGHTS grunted as Tron bumps into them. So we’re starting off like this? Okay! NiGHTS bumps RIGHT back into her- “How about this?! See how YOU like it!” They were going head-to-head! Guess we know what the rivalry was today. #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

“Hmmm.. Seems someone is in need of an item.. Here.. let me help ya..” Remember when I said that NiGHTS hasn’t thrown a item this whole race. Well, they’re gonna finally throw oke out! ….. ANOTHER BOMB WISP! “Puh-lease dodge it this time~ It would suck to be hit with the same thing twice~”

“THANKS FOR LETTING ME PASS AGAIN!~” Bet Tron didn’t even notice that the OTHER one annoying her already passed her. Not only that, they’re TAUNTING about it from up there to not just her but the other racers. #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Meeanwhile~ While all those LOSERS argue and fight each other in the back and front, NiGHTS was slowly but surely getting the upperhand. They were weaving around the carnage all the way up to 7th place. All without throwing an item ONCE! "Hmhmhm~ While they brawl, I can just take the

“Oooh~ Are you mad?~ Big mad even?~ Believe me, I can say way worse you oil fueled rusty smelling cl-“ “HEY!” One of those ended up hitting NiGHTS RIGHT before she said the forbidden robot word. Karma is a bitch ain’t it? “I WAS GONNA SAY CLUTZ BUT… FAIR ENOUGH?” #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Aaaand not too far behind the Blue Bomber was the purple nightmaren. And they DEFINITELY weren’t so happy. They had a much more competitive look on their face as they caught up to Mega- “Oh, so now the blue R2 D2 is gonna be ahead of me as well?! Please! I gotta push it!” #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

“Well, you got THAT correct.” The nightmaren floats downwards to reach Shadow’s level. They wanted to get a better look at them.. ah, it’s the one whose dreams are.. indescribable.. hm.. “Never met a dreamy being like me before? I can imagine that.. you seem like your imagination is.. very skewed.

"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker... Shit, wrong character..." Temp pin Portrayal of Big the Cat from Various Sonic Media This is gonna be silly cause I'm gonna mix Big the Cat with Duke Nukem because of the VA in the games. so not a dumb cat, just PLAYING dumb.

𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓢𝓪𝓴𝓲-𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓹𝓪𝓲 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽... 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓸 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱? 𝓝𝓸𝔀, 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓽. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼... 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓯𝓯... 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂'𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾.

“..as long as I didn’t get last. I am fairly alright. But I shall return to one of these if we have a race again!” #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Need to charge my phone gimme a bit y’all-

“What the-“ SsssssLICE- The extreme gear momentarily got sliced, stopping the vehicle in place as it idly tries to reform it’s missing piece. Giving Tron plenty of time to pass. “Seriously?! Kicking someone while they’re down?! That’s what we’re doing?!” #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗