- Uhhh... 💧 That's an add on to the GameCube! Ya gotta be able to count those frames ahaha! Haaa.....

- No! It's a Special Edition GameCube console! It's made specifically for Kirby Air Ride!

- :3 Bark!

- This is a totally legal GameCube by the way. Please don't sue me Nintendo.

- "Trying to go all out in this game is REALLY HARD! I'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY BUTT FOR HOURS!"

- Sad poyo noises... “Wait a minute! Can't you just collect rings and use that!? You guys can just grab a boat load of them and get instantly rich!”

- “But it's KIRBY! I CAN'T SAY NO TO KIRBY!”

- “but... But.... Poyo...” :(

- "OH COME ON! YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR LOOKING AT THIS CUTE THING AND SAYING "YES! I WANNA BUY THAT!"

- "We own the rights to the summoning mechanic!" NO YOU GUYS DON'T! THEY AREN'T EVEN THE FIRST COMPANY TO DO IT! SHIN MEGAMI TENSI!? FINAL FANTASY!? HELLO!?

- (Profusely sweating as she's making her order on the $50 Kirby Amiibos)

- 💢 DON'T HIDE IT FROM MEEE! I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE!

- Show me the crack!

- Meanwhile... How is that Sonic Racing game is going

Blade Nah cus like that's the messed up part about it. The rest of the megas being locked behind a paywall is insane

- (She is casually pre-ordering a Kirby Air Riders Kirby Amiibo on her Arceus Phone in the background)

- I wanna have whatever @parodybign.bsky.social is smoking because it's gotta be this good if you're A. Announcing DLC for a game that's not out yet B. Tagging $30 to a $70 game. (Tsuki no what are you doing!?)

- Awesome. $100 for the full Pokémon experience! How SUPER AWESOME! THANKS NINTENDO! Heheheheheh AHAHAHJEJRTKGFAR IT'S SO BOLD OF YOU TO TRY AND THROW DAY ONE DLC FOR A GAME THAT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET!

Blade "never ask me for anything ever again"

Blade Is it wrong to say that I'm glad we don't have a new Smash game announced?

Blade Finally! Bookmarks! I can finally save replies for later so I don't have worry about losing them in the sea of notifications

Blade LRP There's my Susie! I'm not going to set up my account now because I'm lazy

Blade I think I want to write Susie Haltmann

- I've been doing some extensive research on Team Rocket lately, and I gotta say... They kinda stink at their job. Their success rate at catching Pokemon is worse than their battling skills. I bet I can do a much better job. Catching Pokemon shouldn't be THAT hard... it's so easy!

Blade I think it would be really funny if I dove right into competitive Kirby Air Ride with Kirby Air Riders... Hmmmm

- “To be honest, I don't think I remember what I answered but if I had to choose it'd DEFINITELY be Gammamon. He's so cute to pass up! Although, Terriormon is also a consideration.”

- “Hmmm, according to my surroundings I think we might've landed in Sinnoh. That's my home region.”

- Ya know with all these racing games coming out I just had a silly idea... What if we take our Pokémon... and put them in a race!? Not just any race, but a SPECIAL RACE to see who's the fastest!?

- Are you sure?

- Fingers crossed🤞

- Yeah. I mean, have you SEEN what they did to Banjo and Kazooie!? Donkey Kong could've gotten hit with Nuts and Bolts if they stuck around Phil Spencer for too long

- Oh okay. Good. If that happens I think the entire universe would collapse. IMAGINE if Microsoft got their hands on the Donkey Kong series

- I think Sora would be doing everyone a service. He seems like a nice kid!

- If Disney owns Square Enix, and Super Mario RPG was made by Square... does this technically mean Geno is a Disney character!?

- But shouldn't you own Square Enix t- Waiiit, does this mean that you're responsible for Geno not appearing in any Mario games besides the RPG remake!?

Blade If Tsuki was an actual mother, I think she'd fit the perfect description of a soccer mom... She sounds way too strict and hardly let's people have fun... Not to mention feisty as hell

- No, but do you know what you do own? Kingdom Hearts... WHERE IS THE KINGDOM HEARTS 4 THAT EVERYONE SPEAKS OF!?

Blade It would be so cool if this guy got a spot in Kirby Air Riders. I love Daroach man. Squeak Squad is an underrated gem

- Oh! I'm, honestly... quite surprised

- I'm here!?

- “Right!” And she immediately does so! After a bit of searching, she eventually finds the pan and brings it over to Ceroba. “Here it is! Now we can get started right?”

- Guys, I think we need to kill Disney

- The Internet!

- . . . Maybe?

- Hmm, I wonder if I can ask Sakurai to put ME in his new game. I mean, I'm soft and squishy! I can even build my own machine... ... I wanna be an Air Rider too!

- Okay KRACKO! I see you! I see YOU!

- . . . Oh boy... 💧

- OH COME ON! WHO ASKED YOU ⁉️