🥀 And you will know that nothing loads the gun The only way to go is turn your head and run 🥀

ＨＥＲＥ， ＫＩＴＴＹ， ＫＩＴＴＹ ．

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 「⠀ᵀᴱᴹᴾᴼᴿᴬᴿᵞ ᴾᴵᴺᴺᴱᴰ⠀」 ⠀

i have no rebuttal since you're right ~

since he /clearly/ wasn't listening, anti-douchebag felt no further need to speak. she did not react when he splashed himself with the water bottle. dull brown optics continued to observe him; detached emotions making it hard to sympathize. the former assassin quickly took a step back. --

"i'm a mortician. we've met before, but my occupation was never brought up," she replied calmly, removing her black gloves with a deliberate slowness. "you're one of the first people to guess correctly. i'm impressed," she mumbled, pocketing the now removed gloves.

The Lightning General _____________________________________ Zan Partizanne

" ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ. " ᴅᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴀʀʀᴀᴡᴀʏ

observing him silently, dull brown eyes flickering with subtle hints of amusement. the anti variant simply stood there, letting him yell at her and have what seemed to be a panic attack. anti-douchebag didn't attempt to reply to his outburst. instead, she pulled a water bottle from her purse. --

mary 🔔 FUN FACT: anti-douchebag is a former assassin. currently she could be considered a villain still. she THINKS she's a vigilante but she's doing a lot more harm than good. nobody but her ship partner ( shadow ) should know of what she does with saw traps in her basement.

i had determined that the memory of my evils should die with me

Well, fuck, what, am I supposed to be impressed? You're just another set of bones to lay to rest

look at you , strawberry blond

everyone's true color will show eventually.

I NEED TO PURGE MY URGES! (SHAME SHAME SHAME)

oh, ah, i wanna hear you scream!

the hunter did not hate the wolf . the wolf did not hate the sheep but violence felt inevitable between them

@grimanti-hero.bsky.social 🖤

What a miserable little thing you are.

i have become whole again. i wear no mask. and i hate everything.

Thanks for the memories, but you've gotta FUCKING GO!

I thought you'd all make such good toys, but....

"jeez. now you /really/ look like you need medical assistance. before you end up in the morgue as a victim of your own stress, i suggest you /get/ some help. i don't want to have to be the one who dissects you to find out what the hell happened," she replied firmly, though not caring either way. --

sometimes I want to dissect you.

charlotte, the kindest DB variant, would have been panicked as well and very worried for his safety. anti-douchebag was neither caring nor anxious for CK. the mortician simply observed him with detached features and emotions. "you can probably start by taking a deep breath." --

⠀i became bitter and untouchable . i craved affection but even the mere thought of someone caring made my stomach turn .

i was born charming with a silver tongue, pearly teeth.

... pain in the eyes ...

What a sick little head. Your love always turns to obsession.

You tell me it's a cruel world and we're all running around in circles. I know that. I've been on this earth just as many days as you.

do not seek forgiveness, for it will not ease the burden. it weighs as it should.

Oh I'm going to hell for /sure/.

Lost in the fog of your own mind... certain people could respect that.

killing you was the point. living through it was just a luxury.

swirl the senses, down and down we go.

i fear my anger. so i displace it, attach it to peripheral places or people. i have stifled it so long that i have packed it like dynamite, i have stored it and now it threatens to come out in explosions i fear.

This desire for revenge will not disappear even if you forget.

He will not break my heart!

mary 🔔 anti-douchebag experiencing a bisexual awakening? good luck babe starts playing? where is my doomed yuri? we're gonna recreate the first movie saw trap bathroom scene but make it WLW. 💯 💳💥

mary 🔔 all douchebag variants play the drums. most of them play the piano. which instrument should fandomless douchebag play? i'm leaning towards the bass and drums. they are notorious for wanting to play instruments that won't get them a lot of attention.

shadow the hedgehog. i will not elaborate.

"shaking is a symptom of fear," she replied in a tone just above a whisper, inwardly inspecting him for further indications he was frightened. anti-douchebag, somebody who kidnapped humans and mobians alike to put in her saw traps, knew the indicators of fear well. the silence stretched. --

mary 🔔 I have a new douchebag variant that I am probably only going to follow people I trust from. I am still thinking about her personality / backstory. I know she is going to be a surgeon and an assassin. or at least a former assassin. she will have a personality mixed with douchebag and anti.

❌ smash or pass. ✅ dissect or pass.