You need to have more faith in pinky swears.

🎶I can't believe my eyes I've got some jeans around my thighs-🎶

MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS JUST KICKED IN!! FANTASTIC!! ^w^

When you've lived the life that you have lived, of course anything kinder than it will hurt you.

SO FAST AND I'M NOT SCARED TO CRASH!

Now, I know what you're thinking, "I don't want a career in fast food. I want to be a comic artist and eventually launch my own manga-inspired webcomic!" And it's cool to have dreams, but you also need to remember that they're completely unrealistic, and you need to stop trying.

Wait. I actually did it! I wrote a haiku for you! I finally found a break, holy shit it's possible! I finally made it through!

Look, it's nothing personal. We just don't like you. Or your voice. Or your ugly, ugly face.

I like you better when you're sad.

Boop. No more secrets, okay? You have to promise me.

... everything they've ever had was in that house. All the memories, all of their posessions, everything happened in that house and now it's... ... ... ...

I hope that the weakness that keeps you thinking of me is still hurting you, even just a little.

Those that burn brightest, burn fastest.

I’m so sorry, this food is very yucky. Do you have any plain pasta with butter?

I AM NOT A PERSON BEYOND MY OWN SUCCESS. BENEATH MY CHITIN JACKET I WEAR NO HUMAN FLESH.

FATHERS OF FATHERS, I KNOW THAT I'M VILE. LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MURDER ME.

Dawkins might claim all man is one and the same But I'd hazard he'd never witnessed a dirty scoundrel as I'd!

I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF, I'M- BOILING OVER THE SIDES. I WISH I WASN'T ALIVE. I WISH I WASN'T ALIVE.

WE ARE SPEEDRUNNING THIS MOTHERFUCKER!! I AM GETTING A NEW RECORD IN BEING THE WORST!

Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?

EVERY TIME I WALK BY THE LEDGE I HEAR YOUR NAME IN MY HEAD. AND HERS AND HIS AND THEIRS AND ITS- ... well, not theirs anymore. ANYWAY-

Don’t call me eccentric, call me mentally sick, ‘cos I ain’t sold enough tickets yet to be rich and that’s the only difference.

I woke up this morning in a very unusual way. Not bad, just tied to a chair in the basеment of the C.I.A.

One day, you'll look back at the life that you led. No more future left to fear that you have. The past to regret. But your worries will be over if you truly realize One day, you're going to die.

There really must be some way to get high and make this feeling go away.

THE MISFORTUNE OF OTHERS TASTE SWEET LIKE HONEY I AM SURELY GOING TO HELL FOR THAT.

The Heart is now The HRT and now instead of shooting The Mind with a gun he is shooting his shot with MEN!!!!!!!!

When I said take me to the moon I never meant take me alone.

Life needs time to blossom.

It seems awfully convenient that those in linen robes would want to keep the world’s obedience in a stable state of limbo.

At the end of everything, hold onto anything.

screaming crying throwing up clawing at the bars of my enclosure /vpos

I can't seem to separate the confusing from the profound.

Do you enjoy the wistful sound of bird song, Abigail?

I’m too young to die, and too old to eat off the kid’s menu! What a stupid age I am!

It's painful to admit but even I can see through my own bullshit.

It doesn't feel good to be incomplete.

'Cos I don't know how much more I can take! This creeping, seeping, sickly, sweeping, heinous heartache!

i would like to think that even if i was sad and scared, if i was put in a position where everyone depended on me, i could put all those feelings aside and do whats right!

DON'T BE SO NICE TO ME, YOU'LL MAKE ME WISH I WANTED HELP.

ALL TOO MANY TIMES IS THE INNOCENT HURT BY THE VIOLENT PIOUS; THE SELF-CLAIMED RIGHTEOUS.

This really Chonny's my Jash.

Well legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees. Well legend has it that the moss that grows will outlive both you and me.

You’ve all been under new management for 20 odd years and not one of you has gotten an ounce smarter. You’d think all this free time might represent a chance to better yourselves, maybe pick up some hobbies, but you’re starting to suspect you aren’t built for that.

What's up, danger?

It's obvious what's going on here. You don't want your nemesis to be the one to solve your problem.

She wasn't messy, she was mossy.

(I know I told her to do this, but what am I doing?) (What am I doing with my life?)

I'M SO SICK OF GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS. I WANNA BE THE NEW ROUTINE. AND I WANNA BLEND INTO THE BACKGROUND. AND I WANNA RUN LIKE A MACHINE.

Taught me that my happiness is in my own hands and that NOBODY else is gonna ensure that I live a happy life. But, most of all: My watermelon-hued friend gave me hope... something that I lacked for a long time.