[He raises an eyebrow at that, but shrugs.] Sure. C'mere then.

That'll work just fine~

Hm? Don't think you ever told me that before. [He shrugs.] Have at it, if you want.

Then give me a proper kiss. I'm asking nicely.

Hm. Guess I got nothing better to do. Depends what you need help with.

Man, I need a haircut...

[Casually walking in, covered in blood.] 'Sup.

Without sin, there is no redemption.

I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say.

Hm... Sounds kinky. As long as you make sure it's my colour. [He leans over and plants a small kiss on Tomio's cheek.]

Baby, I don't owe you shit, karma is a bitch.

Is that really all I get. Psh...

[Once Tomio calms down, Proton's hands slide around him to pull him into a hug.] Aw, I didn't mean it. Maybe I should wear a bell, hm?

[Even as Voyd leaves and comes back, Proton doesn't move. It's only when the new coffee is waved in front of him that he pounces. The drink is swiftly taken and consumed with the ferocity of a pyroar that hasn't eaten in weeks.]

Home is where the heart attack is.

You always dreamed that there'd be more to life than all the lies. A place you'd find where you weren't all alone, but now you look around at what you've learned and face the truth that you may never find a home.

-:- Gotta go to work, so I'll do this when I get back :)

-:- I have a drawing I wanna make of Proton but... Tomodachi life... it calls me...

-:- Gotta go to work, so I'll do this when I get back :)

[He hasn't moved. Hand still extended, and eyes still locked onto Voyd.]

Even I was created with an imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering. But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story.

You're about to get your beating, you better take it like a man.

Gallows are beckoning you.

Fine. I can wait for that.

[Holding his hand out.] Give.

Cooooofffeeeeee. [He's not budging.]

[He takes the coffee and immediately starts drinking.]

-:- Welcome back, dropofblood

-:- Oh... Oh, okay... Goodbye proton kills men It was fun while it lasted o7

Coffee. [He's staring at -reader- like he expects them to get it for him.]

Not enthused? Just feeling used? Oh, what a GOD DAMNED shame!

I am scared and horny.

Is it? Planning to use that against me? Hah.

Yup~ I'd say so.

It'd be fun to see you try, though.

You're lucky that works for me.

Brats who don't know how to watch their mouths must be punished!

Hm. Fair enough... I'm sure we could figure something out if it came to it.

I hate my life... You know what? I take it back. I hate everyone ELSE'S life. Wish they didn't have them.

I wish everyone who dies goes to hell, no matter what.

Head hurts. No one better need anything from me. Or else.

You're not a good person. You know that, right?

How can we speak with all our clothes on the floor?

[Proton only watched Adam writhe with an unreadable expression. There were no words to be had, no look of regret. This was his job, after all, and he intended to see it through one way or another.]