-:- I'll probably delete this later, but... Icons preferred, but if you want something more, let me know and I'll give you my prices and examples 👉👈

I need to strangle someone. Anyone. Doesn't have to be fatal.

The "rizz god" is a cartoon teddiursa... Right.

... What is that.

[He can try, but it probably won't work.] Don't look at me like that. Come on, don't you wanna catch a pokémon?

I didn't know you were that freaky. I think the boss would give me two black eyes if I did that to you, so I'll pass. I can, however hold someone down so you can punch them if you'd like.

Huh. I guess I didn't expect that from you.

Hah. I hope you know what you're getting yourself into then~ I'm not exactly a hero around here, and you want to be associated with me? [He lifts their intertwined hands into view.] Maybe more than you'd like to admit?

... Wow these things are good. Y'know I can't die that easily, right?? [He's running as fast as he can!]

A little late for that, don't you think?

You can look for yourself if you don't believe me. [He grins, confident.] Think I'm stupid all you want, that just means you're underestimating me.

-:- Here you go

-:- Sorry for the inactivity here. I've been overwhelmed with life for a bit, and I don't have a lot of energy to write lately. Hopefully I'll be back soon. I miss Proton's shenanigans.

-:- Here you go

No one told me it was bisexuality day. You all will pay for this.

[Proton closes the distance between them.] When don't we have fun, hm?

Who said anything about dying? [Run, run, run!]

If you say so, but I am telling the truth. ... Who are you talking about, anyway?

Who else would it be for? [He chuckles, leaning against Samuel, teasing him.]

[Cough.] Right... [He didn't already... did he?] Well... I have work to do. [Quickly! Escape before Samuel catches on!]

... What do you want me to do about it?

... Why are you even with Rocket, then?

Look, I don't know all the details, I'm just the cleanup guy, but Rocket is more helpful than you'd like to believe.

[He glances over when his hand is grasped. He doesn't pull his hand away. Maybe she just wants to use this as a cover to draw less attention. Who knows.] There's plenty of time for it. Unless... do you have to leave soon?

Are you really? The only things you've accused me of are either false or things others do who are supposedly "good." And yet you say I'm the evil one.

I'm just saying, not everything's as black and white as you think.

Don't act like this is the worst thing ever. It's fine.

Don't tell me you have sympathy or even think they're "friends" or something. Eugh.

-:- I've had to censor the last three arts I've done of Proton... And if that event happens soon, there's gonna be a 4th, because I think that one needs to be censored too lol

It's well documented already. You can look it up yourself.

I'm not. I'm trying to see if this combination will get me high. But if it doesn't, then it's the meds that will hurt me, not me.

I've been busy. I knew you'd understand. And isn't this worth it?

... And... they don't? I really don't see what you're getting at.

Ew. Why would I want to be attached to a pokémon like that. They're tools that are beneath us.

What is it?

And I'm glad it isn't~

[He sways back and forth, causing the tail and skirt to swish behind him.] I hoped you would~ [Proton runs a hand over Samuel's chest.] I put so much effort into it.

I'm sure you could figure out how. But I'll be fine. I'm just having fun here. And if I'm not... [He shrugs.]

That's all I could ask.

You're foolish and naïve if you think they're any different or better.

Do you want me to talk to him? He'll probably listen to me.

[He rolls his eyes.]

A. I don't want to graft pokémon skin onto me. B. When I say pokémon skins, it's the equivalent of leather by the time it's ready to sell.

None taken. I'm sure I do... [A few more moments and he stands with a grunt. A small stumble, but he manages to stay on his feet.]

At least you're cautious about that. That's a good thing with how people are around here.

You think it's cool and awesome, and love gambling as much as me.

[He kisses back.] Good. Then I know this isn't a waste~

It's new. I haven't been hiding it anywhere~ You like it?

Come on... You're no fun.