Sorry! Sorry. My fault.

What's up, rat bastards?

I kill therefore I am.

Do you kiss me so my lips will bleed?

Everyone comes to the circus to be gay.

If you're going to give me a job, please give me something fun, okay?

What is the one thing I tell you each and every morning? "Wake up." The other thing. "For the love of god, stop sleeping naked."

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

You mad, bro? A LITTLE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING!

Measure once, cut twice.

Light, and Darkness. Two unfathomably powerful forces. Two sides of the same coin. Though they grew close, they very rarely touched... At least, not on a conceptual level.

Wait, what if this hurts? What if it REALLY hurts? Ohhh, I didn't think of that.

I only trusted you a thousand times.

Waste no worry for the world. Let it be a tragedy of love and glory.

Why can't we have a normal, straightforward killing once in a while in this country?

The more you talk, the harder I want to hit you.

If you get married make sure your spouse is a different class than you. For instance, if you do a lot of magic damage then consider marrying a tank, or someone with a lot of HP/armor. This will make your bod stronger and more viable in the current meta.

I can't find the key that unchains me. Maybe I'll find it in your hand.

What's up, demons? It's me, ya boy.

In my arms, close to me, your body broke, your soul was set free.

If you can only achieve a dream by being deceitful, using others, and crushing their own hopes, that’s not called a dream, it’s called an ambition.

These shackles seem oddly fashionable.

I can't believe I've been a fool, so let me be a fool for you.

I can't believe I've been a fool, so let me be a fool for you.

I don't wanna live like this anymore.

This must be what love would have felt like.

THIS IS THE PERFECT FORECAST FOR LOVE.

I don't want to be dead! I want to be alive! Or a cowboy!

I think my braincells just committed suicide out of self-preservation.

Can I get a heck yeah? Hell no. Close enough!

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare

Y’know, I, I was just kidding when I asked for a hug.

Deceit so natural, but a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning.

I must not mix champagne, whiskey and gin. I must not mix champagne, whiskey and gin. I must not mix champagne, whiskey and gin. I must not mix champagne, whiskey and gin. I must not mix champagne, whiskey and gin. I must not mix champagne, whiskey and gin.

L'art pour l'art.

These minds, damned by insanity.

Sarchotic (adj.) When you're so sarcastic people aren't sure if you are joking or if you're just psychotic.

Make like a tree, and FUCK OFF!

I am scared and horny.

What the frickin', ding dang, gosh darn, dilly willy, heckin', shark tooth banana, chicanery, hootin' tootin', raspberry, frickin' fuck!

The sun will not return and the abyss is calling my name. I am sorry everyone... ...for choosing to leave before the darkness suffocates us all.

It's 2pm, do you know where your adoptive child is?

For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, shot in the back and left for dead.

I've got a boner for murder!

DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!

Where are you? I... I need you... Why are you gone? Why do you ignore me?

They're out to break us down, to run our lives, to rule our minds.

That isn't science.

This place is so fruity!

if u cant handle me at my worst (stabbing u) u dont deserve me at my best (when i have my boobs out)